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Early Entries #2

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/12/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Early Entries 2

Metro Interactive/FusXion

Genre: Gonzo, Young Gals

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Sarah Alexander, Lee Stone, Kimber, Julian, Jennifer Luv, Ben English, Brianna Blaze, Jay Ashley, Emily DaVinci

Length: 114 minutes

Date of Production: 8/12/2003 to 8/20/2003

Extra's: A growing number of consumers are demanding their porn DVDs to have decent extras. This holds true whether the consumer is a buyer or renter but those that actually plop down their hard earned cash are much more likely to demand a fully packed DVD in order to justify their purchase. Metro has long had a spotty record in regards to providing solid extras and this DVD is somewhere in the middle. The best extra was the 6.5 minute long Behind the Scenes by Jon Lip that focused solely on Sarah and Lee as they readied for their scene. It was her first scene and I could tell she was somewhat apprehensive about it given the way she spoke but I would've liked to see more of the cast in the extra too. There were also some trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation from the show, a cardboard protective sleeve for the DVD case, and some spam along with a photogallery. This was not the best set of extras I've looked at this week so I hope future outings have more to offer.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days. The colors looked solid, there was no grain to speak of, the flesh tones were accurate and I saw little evidence of any of the other problems plaguing gonzo porn these days. Pat has come a long way from this earlier style of his but the basic were well covered here and I appreciate the simplicity angle as much as anyone. The lighting was solid, the grain minimal, and the angles good (although more medium shots and tease footage would've been good too). The audio was presented in stereo English, as usual, with little separation but the vocals were clear and you could hear all the moaning and groaning just fine. It was basic but good enough for me, even if I'd like more done with audio in the future.

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Body of Review: Like most porn studs-turned-director, Pat Myne has faced a lot of obstacles in his quest to provide some serious porn entertainment for the masses. In the last year or so, he has risen from obscurity (at least behind the camera) to become quite well liked for his version of what should take place in a porno. His basic formula is to showcase a gal with tease footage, have a short interview, and then see her go through the usual masturbatory action before taking on a guy (or two). He likes the fishnet stockings and fetish apparel a lot of fans ask for too so you know he's making us happy on a regular basis, even if Metro sits on his releases too long before putting them out. Pat has quickly proven his skills with such hits as Warning! I Fuck On The First Date 2, Ass Slaves, Assassin, The Ass Watcher, Ass Brand New, Terrible Teens, Just My Ass Please, and Double Impact; and you'll probably notice his love of ass by the titles above. His latest release is a little hit known as Early Entries 2. The movie focused on gals fairly new to porn with five scenes to offer some variety in what kind of gals were on display. If you've enjoyed his work before, check out this breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Sarah, an attractive blonde with some nice curves, claimed that this was her first scene in porn (and it showed). Working with the massive Lee would cause anyone to be a bit on edge and she showed it throughout the scene as she sucked and fucked her way into his heart. Like the other scenes, it started with an interview and some tease footage where we found out that she's from Australia, she likes her ass, and that she was like a fish out of water more than any of the other gals in the show. The two did some oral and straight sex with all the mechanical actions right but it never quite clicked as they didn't seem to be doing it for themselves at all (just for money). Given more time and a director that could cater to her needs, she might become a hit but not here.

Scene Two: Kimber, a gal with multi-colored hair and a fishnet body stocking (I love those so much), also claimed to be 19 years old and in her first scene. I thought she was on something the way she acted towards Pat's questions but I try not to judge those in need of a personality fix. I'm sure I've seen her elsewhere (maybe in one of Ed Power's movies) before this but again, I'm not really concerned with the newness factor here. After the tease and interview, she took on Julian in the usual positions with a lot of energy if not some moderate amount of chemistry too. I'd like to see more of her while not under the influence of something (Meth?) to see if she's any good on her own but I'll take this scene as is for now.

Scene Three: Jennifer, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was easily my favorite performer here. It's not just that I met her earlier this year so much as her very beautiful face and lean body. She had the shortest interview, claiming to be 18 years old (I believed her), and having a very special pussy. It looked pretty good to me but pulling her lips did nothing for me. Her scene partner was Ben and he took a shine to her as well with the oral and straight sex consuming his every thought by the look of concentration he had (probably trying his best to keep from blowing his wad too soon). She showed a lot of energy and chemistry here and the scene had a lot of replay value.

Scene Four: Brianna, an 18 year old from Ohio with a matching black and pink outfit on, was another charmer here. I haven't seen her in a while so I suppose she's taking a breather from the exciting world of porn which makes this scene all the more important. She showed herself off to Pat before taking on the aggressive Jay in a very warm scene. Like the other scenes, the tease was really fun and the oral with straight sex worth watching more than once. I'd say the scene was second only to Jennifer's scene in terms of overall quality, making her disappearance from porn a shame.

Scene Five: Emily, a little sprite of a gal, sported her trademarked red, spiky hair and some sexy lingerie as she spoke with Pat. I've never been in the least attracted to this gal although her sexual performances have been okay for the most part. To me, she looked like a kid and that simply doesn't work for me but if you value age over experience, you may enjoy her scene with Jay more than I did. This scene had the same oral and straight sex the others had with little of the heat or passion from the previous two but it wasn't the worst I've seen this month.

Summary: I had mixed feelings about this DVD since only two of the scenes really made me hot and one other gave me some moderate warmth between my own legs. I'm going to rate it as a Rent It although fans of the rest of the cast may want to boost that up a bit but keep in mind that Pat's body of work is still growing fast with lots more to offer these days so this early release may appeal only to his fans that aren't into anal or circus act sex. Pat's going to be liked more as time goes on and this release wasn't terrible but it had too many limitations to really recommend and even though I liked some of the gals, the others were marginal at best.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of some of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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