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Desperate Housewives

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 10/14/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Vingette

Director: Dale Jordan

Cast: Cytherea, Jordan Haze, Tianna Lynne, Lucy Thai, Katrina Kraven, Mia Beck, John West, Dick Tracy, Cheyne Collins, Sergio, Adam Wild, Anthony Hardwood

Length: 1 Hours 52 Mins

Production Date: 6/16/2004

Extras: Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture does not look very good. In fact it's pretty crappy. There's far too much red in the picture, which leaves it looking bad. Furthermore, the picture was a little blurry at times. There are also some issues with too much lighting, which makes it difficult to see detail clearly. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds pretty decent.

Body of Review: Desperate Housewives isn't any different than any other Baby Doll release. There are six scenes and six girls. They "act" out these stupid little vignettes that always lead to sex. In this title, the girls pretend to be housewives in need of a good rogering. Of course, there's always someone around to fulfill their needs and desires. It's a fairly good title, but not a very strong one. If you're interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Tianna Lynne
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Tianna is a cute girl with a pretty set of eyes and a nice body. She joins up with John West for a little fun. The action opens with a blow job. Tianna seems to put her heart and soul into the act. It's an okay effort, but not really hot. There's also a little pussy eating afterwards. The sex was a lot more exciting. The action was kept really clean and straightforward, but watching Tianna get worked was exciting. Her breasts bounced like crazy during the action and she squirted a couple of times. A very fun scene.

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Scene 2: Katrina Kraven
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Katrina is a sexy dark haired girl. She has a nice body and rack. Since her performance in From Her Ass To Her Mouth, I've been a fan. We find Katrina by the pool and she's joined by Dick Tracy. They open getting hot and heavy, which leads into a blow job. Katrina goes mad crazy on Dick's dick. The act is done well, very exciting. The sex continues in the same manner, with Katrina putting on a great good show. However, the action wasn't nearly as good as some scenes I've seen her in. I definitely prefer her more hardcore scenes.

Scene 3: Cytherea
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Cytherea is a cute girl who seems to have joined a recent fad of jet black hair. The look suits her cute face and sexy body. She takes on Cheyne Collins in this scene. They open with a blow job. Cytherea seems to go cock crazy, giving a wonderful hands intensive blow job. Afterwards, there's some pussy eating and fingering. The sex is really great. Cytherea puts a lot of energy into this clean scene, making every passing minute more exciting. There's also some wonderful pussy to mouth oral sex mixed in the action. This was a pretty hot scene.

Scene 4: Mia Beck
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Mia is a decent looking girl. We find her swimming nude in the pool. Sergio joins her and they talk about the weather and politics. Opps, wrong movie. Instead, they have sex. They open with a blow job that really wasn't the most exciting part of my life. The sex doesn't get a whole lot better. They conduct the action at a decent pace, but I just had a hard time really finding Mia that exciting.

Scene 5: Jordan Haze
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Jordan is a plastic looking girl. She has a huge chest and a nice tight body. She pairs up with Adam Wild in the living room. The action opens with a fairly poor attempt at a blow job. There's also a bit of tity fucking. The sex is a little decent. It's a bit timid, slow, and lax. While I normally really enjoy seeing big breasted gals get worked, this one just didn't do it for me.

Scene 6: Lucy Thai
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
There aren't enough words in the world to describe how much I love watching Lucy in action. She's a beautiful Asian girl, with lovely dick sucking lips, a great rack, a hot body, and a steamy sexual appetite. She's always fun to watch in action. She takes on Anthony Hardwood in this scene. They open with a blow job, where Lucy shows just how skillful she is at the act. The sex was pretty good. Not as nasty a performance as I like to see with Lucy, but still very enjoyable. There are plenty of great shots of her lovely tits bouncing in action.

Concluding Words: During my initial review of this title, I didn't think very much of it. However, after a much more thorough look, I realized that there was some pretty exciting content and most importantly, some great looking babes. Overall, I was happy, with four pretty good scenes and two duds. Those looking for some fairly clean and straightforward action should really appreciate this title. However, I can't give it the recommendation I'd like, because the video quality is pretty bad. For that reason, this would best serve as a rental.

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