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1 Dick 2 Chicks 3

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

1 Dick 2 Chicks #3

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Robbie Fischer

Cast: Jayna Woods, Katin, Michael Stefano, Alexis Taylor, Smokie Flame, Mark Ashley, Penelope Flowers, Taylor Kross, Shawnie, Crissy Taylor, Heather Gables, Amber Simpson, Jade Moore (Bonus Footage only)

Length: 139.5 minutes

Date of Production: 3/9/2004 (box), 2/9/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra for most fans would be the Boner Footage that lasted almost 20 minutes. It started off with Jade Moore, a little Asian gal, showing off her body before having a little fun with the director. It was a standard point of view blowjob scene with some energy but nothing worth writing at length about. My favorite extra would be the 24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that introduced most of the cast in an interview with tease format. I only wish there had been more sex included during it. The last real extra was the photogallery and it was kind of weak but then, I'm not a fan of them in the first place so you may enjoy it more than I did.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as expected from a Red Light District release. I've watched this company grow over the years and can almost always count on top notch production values but this release had a few problems for me. The lighting was sometimes slightly off which made the grain a problem at times and the camera angles seemed done on the fly (something that can add spontaneity if done well but it wasn't). There were some issues with a soft focus at times too but I still thought the overall rating for the picture wasn't bad. The audio was presented in the typical stereo English with little separation between the channels but you could hear the vocals just fine so I'm not complaining at the routine nature of the audio track as a whole.

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Body of Review: Red Light District has, over the last few years, done the impossible; it has gone from an unknown company to the top of the food chain in terms of value for money (AKA: fuck for your buck) in providing gonzo porn catering to folks that like to see it all. While the company doesn't get a lot of sensational hype from the media and doesn't rely on exaggerated press releases touting it's own accomplishments, consumers seem to flock to every new RLD release as if it were gold. The latest release by the company is 1 Dick, 2 Chicks #3, a movie about the infamous ménage a trios, in a series of five scenes. Each scene followed a formula where the gals would strip and warm each other up before a porn stud would enter to finish them off. Admittedly a routine act in porn, director Robbie Fischer managed to capture some great moments as he watched them all go at it. If this sounds interesting to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Jayna, a hot looking blonde, and Katin, a cute brunette, started off the movie by making out on a couch with one another. I liked the movie already as the gals seemed to really appreciate one another's assets. Michael can in after they were properly wet for him and the sex focused mostly on oral and straight with a fair bit of anal to top it off. The gals licked him clean at regular intervals (PTM, ATM) and it ended with a facial for the fans. I think the heat index here was decent and the chemistry high although I wished for more at the end.

Scene Two: Alexis, an average looking blonde that claimed to be 25 years old and in her 17th scene (in porn for a month and a half), Smokie, a red head claiming to be in porn for 8 months and 20 years old, and Mark had the second scene. The formula established in the initial scene was followed throughout so the main differences (aside from some gals not taking anal) revolved mostly around how into the sex the gals were. These two were not as right for one another as the last coupling but I wouldn't have turned either of them away on a dare either. There was a moderate amount of energy when they did things right yet the chemistry was weaker than average too.

Scene Three: Penelope, a lean blonde 19 year old in porn for about a month (5th movie), Taylor K., a brunette 21 year old in porn for a bit longer (on the web for a couple years), both took their shot at the big time by following the formula too. Personally, I thought Penelope was fairly attractive and Taylor somewhat less so but they seemed to have some fun with one another before Mark joined them. It ended with a cum swap that Penelope gave to Taylor (who then swallowed it down whole) but the scene was oral and straight only. In terms of energy and chemistry; sorry but there wasn't much to see here.

Scene Four: Shawnie, an attractive and curvy blonde that I've come to appreciate over recent months, and Crissy, a brunette that nicely contrasted her female partner here, were probably my favorite couple of the flick. It wasn't that they did a lot more than the others or that they were the best looking (I really liked Shawnie though) so much as the amount of chemistry and heat the two had together. Even before Mark joined them, I wanted to watch their escapades over and over so the scene was a winner on many levels. It was oral and straight sex only but very well done.

Scene Five: Amber, a 20 year old cute brunette in her 9th scene (having been in porn for two weeks at the time), Heather, an attractive blonde 20 year old that had been in porn for three weeks, were the last up. I knew that following a great scene could make it tough for these two to compete but somehow they managed to do it and do it well. Heather was my favorite in terms of looks and Amber seemed the most energetic but both of them combined to make the scene a very well done one. They were joined by Michael and the sex included anal as well as the rest of the stuff with plenty of heat to spare.

Summary: I'd be lying if I said that this was the best Red Light District release I've seen this year but it had a lot of sexual antics that looked smoking hot. With a solid cast, decent production values, and good extras, I think a rating of Recommended might be a bit too low but some of the scenes just didn't work as well as others so I'm going to rate it conservatively. Red Light District can add another notch to their belt as to why they gain fans at the expense of the more established gonzo companies but most critics have come to accept the company's continued dominance of the market. Check it out if you want to see a variety of gals doing the deed with smiles on their faces.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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