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Kiss My Ass

Studio: Blue Pictures » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 10/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Vignette

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Lucy Thai, Chloe Dior, Cherokee, Sophia, Vanilla Skye, Eve Lawrence, Cheyne Collins, Dick Tracy, Dick Delaware, Magnum, Adam Wild, Van Damage

Length: 1 Hour 49 Mins

Production Date: 6/10/04

Extras: Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture isn't great. Each scene seems to have too much lighting. The brightness causes detail to look washed out and difficult to see. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds pretty decent.

Body of Review: The premise of this release is that the girls are all cocky, egotistical, and they know just how sexy they are. Some of the girls are convincing, while some are not. Either way it doesn't really matter, because we get to watch them have sex. The content varies, with a couple great scenes and some that were decent. One of my favorite girls, Lucy Thai stars in this release. Anyways, if bitchy girls who think they're better than you turn you on, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Lucy Thai
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Lucy is my favorite Asian gal. She has a beautiful face, a hot body, and a great set of tits. She joins with Cheyne Collins in this scene. They open with Cheyne kissing her ass and eating her out. There's some pretty good shots of her pretty little slit. Afterwards, Lucy takes Cheyne's limp dick and gets it hard as a rock! The blow job she gives lives up to her standards. Very hot. The sex is also pretty exciting. While it is rather clean and tame, it's great to watch Lucy get worked. There are some great shots of her big tits bouncing during the action. The scene ends with the cum shot on her stomach.

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Scene 2: Chloe Dior
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Chloe is an attractive girl. I don't find her face really hot, but she has a smoking body, a great ass, and a nice rack. She takes on Dick Tracy, who begins the action by eating her out. The blow job that follows is really short. The sex is pretty heated. Dick works her fairly hard, pounding her like a mad man! Overall, I wasn't too impressed with this scene. The opening action was poor and the sex, while enjoyable, just wasn't really hot.

Scene 3: Eve Lawrence
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Eve is a decent looking girl. She's a young 18 year old gal. Her best features are her big tits. She takes on the guy who talks too much during sex, Dick Delaware. His trademark sayings are "oh man", "there it is", "whoop, right there". While some guys are vocal during sex, he is just a little too vocal for my tastes. The action opens with a blow job. Eve tries to suck Dick, but doesn't seem to do very well. The sex is a lot more enjoyable, because they pick up the pace of the action. But it isn't extremely great. Dick was just getting on my nerves. The good thing about this scene was that Eve and her bouncing breasts looked great in reverse cowgirl.

Scene 4: Vanilla Skye
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Vanilla is a girl that I don't find very attractive. She's cute, but just not the kind of gal I like to see in porn. The action begins with Magnum eating her out. Afterwards, we get a blow job. The act is very slow, but better than her scene in Throat Bangers #5. The sex in this scene is done fairly decent. I really didn't enjoy watching this plain girl get worked. The action was also a bit too slow for my tastes.

Scene 5: Sophia
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Sophia is a girl that some will find attractive. I think she's good looking, but not in a sexy manner. She has a nice body and perky tits. She takes on Adam Wild in this scene. The action opens with a blow job. Sophia does pretty well with the act. There's also some titty six mixed in. The sex is conducted at a good pace. Adam rails and the action seemed fairly enjoyable. I was disappointed that we didn't get some better views of her nice tits.

Scene 6: Cherokee
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Cherokee is a very attractive girl. She has a sexy body and a very nice rack. She gets to play with Van Damage. They open with some pussy eating and then move into a blow job. I remember seeing one of Cherokee's first scenes, it was crap. Fortunately, she's had some time to work on her skills. The blow job is conducted slowly, but Cherokee makes the act look very hot. The sex continues in the same manner, a bit laidback, but very hot. I really enjoyed watching Cherokee in the reverse cowgirl position. Watching her lovely rack bounce was awesome. They conclude with the cum shot on her ass.

Concluding Words: The premise of this title really didn't appeal to me. Seeing girls act like stuck up snobs really isn't that attractive. I suppose if it is for you, then you might like the opening of each scene. Of course, the rest of the content is just clean and straightforward sex. Some of it's good and some of it's bad. I really enjoyed Lucy and Cherokee's scenes, as well Sophia's wasn't bad. However, the other 3 scenes weren't terribly exciting. For that balance, I think that this title would make for a good rental.

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