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On Your Belly Up Your Ass

Studio: Devil's Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/18/04

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On Your Belly, Up Your Ass

Devil's Films

Genre: Gonzo, Anal

Director: Tristan Seagal

Cast: Janet, Patricia, Sabrina, Luisa DeMarco, Sarah Blue, Tristan Seagal, Neeo, George Reno, George Uhl

Length: 136 minutes

Date of Production: 6/7/2004

Extra's: Sadly, the only extras were some trailers and a photogallery. I wish this DVD had a bonus disc like so many other releases by Devil's Films but you can't always get what you want (or so I'm told).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as expected. The lighting was usually decent but there was some grain and video noise to contend with at times. Further, the camera angles were not always as flattering as they should have been, making some of the women look kind of worn. Overall though, I'd have to say that the picture was about average. The stereo audio track was fairly basic since the cast rarely said anything and the music wasn't a factor this time. Aside from the usual moaning and groaning, you'd never guess that English was a second language to most of the cast given how little they spoke.

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Body of Review: I've watched a lot of foreign-made porn over the last ten years and it sure can be a mixed bag compared to domestically produced porn. Often enough, their directors copy what works over here in hopes of scoring big in the states, since our market is so lucrative. One of the newest director/company teams is Tristan Seagal and Devil's Films; both providing some decent efforts for guys to stroke off to. Their latest collaboration is a little release called On Your Belly, Up Your Ass, a movie focusing on anal sex with European gals taking it hard and deep. If you really want to see anal sex, there are many releases on the market but here's my take on this one:

Scene One: Janet, a slightly tough gal with a lean body and jet black hair, had a scene in a large garden bathtub with one of the guys. The sex followed the same formula here as in the other scenes with a lot of oral, some straight sex, and a ton of fast hammering anal sex until the inevitable pop shot to the face. For the most part, her energy levels were exceptionally solid but she seemed distant as she took his moderately large cock in her ass. Perhaps that's what it took for her to get through the scene but it weakened it for me nonetheless. If you don't mind a vacant look in a gal's eyes, you'll like this one more than I did.

Scene Two: Patricia, a curvy gal with interesting hair and a twinkle in her eyes, was up next. She was somewhat more enthusiastic in terms of what she did or at least how she did it but again, there was something not quite right during much of the scene. I think I'd like to see her pick her own partner and do whatever she wanted in order to compare her talented way of milking a nut she wanted to milk but I did like the scene more than I should have. Like the others, she did a good amount of ATM (ass to mouth) but she didn't relish the taste and at least the illusion of her doing so might've made the scene more fun to watch.

Scene Three: Sabrina, a kind of generic blonde with a lean but worn body, took on two guys in order to spice up the formula a bit more than the others. Needless to say, she took the cocks in her every hole and did so like a champion but she only seemed to like one of the guys by the way she eyed him during the scene. The anal was powerfully strong this time and I think it was her best strength but the two guys were ill at ease and it showed here too so the scene suffered as a result.

Scene Four: Luisa, one of the better known gals of the show, had the distinction of having the only outdoors scene here with some decent background shots. This was the first scene to have any chemistry between the performers and it was warm as a result. She pumped back when he boned her tight pussy and ass but her body language said it all to me (as though she were lost in the moment). The oral was nearly as solid as the anal and I think she'd make a lot of fans if she were able to distribute this scene more widely. Whew!

Scene Five: Sarah, a hot looking blonde with very pretty eyes and a curvy body that showed little fat besides what was supposed to be there, started off her scene in a dungeon of sorts. She explored around the chains and sex swing, eventually settling on a sturdy table for her platform to have with her partner. This scene was pretty strong too but it had less anal than the others and seemed somehow shorter but I liked it a lot. Her looks were only part of the reason as she seemed into the sex nearly as much as Luisa and her partner probably blew his nut as a result. I can only guess how many loads the guy lost that day!

Summary: This was not the best release by Devil's Films or Tristan although it handled the basics fairly well. I wish that more scenes had chemistry between the performers and that the weaker gals applied themselves to the action more but it was still worth a rating of Rent It in my book. Yeah, some of the gals looked like they were rode hard and put up wet but at least they all took care of the mechanical aspects of the sex with oral, straight and anal topped by PTM and ATM much of the time. With the amount of fuck for your buck here, it's tough to fuss too loudly about the minimal technical troubles but the weaker heat was the killer this time. I'm going to rate it as a Rent It due to the better scenes but give it a shot if you see a sale or get cheap rentals. Who knows; you may enjoy it a lot.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many domestic performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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