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Best of Kelly

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 10/19/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

CAST: Kelly Stafford, Sexy Luna, Silvio Evangelista, Rocci Siffredi, Renata Rey, Eva Ciccone, Andrea Nobiki, Zsele, Bukkake Guys, Senior Brigade, Martina Mercedes, Robert Ribot, Remigio Zampa, Franco Roccaforte, The Italian Battalion, Alain L'yle, Holly One

The Main Event
Brit-slut Kelly is not the most attractive girl working in porn. In fact, she's something of a butterface. But she is Rocco Siffredi's girl, which means she's a complete whore in bed (or anywhere else she feels like opening up shop.) The scenes presented here run the gamut of sex, but they are all filthy.

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Two girls in the back of a van tease a bicycle rider as they spread for him. Eventually, he catches up, and gets to bang them both as a prize. While Silvio slams Luna's hairy pie, Rocco dips his stick in Kelly's wet mouth. A four-for-all breaks out, and everyone is fucking and sucking. As with anything with Rocco, the degradation level is high, with plenty of smacking, choking, spitting and hairpulling. No one can ever accuse Rocco or Kelly of faking their enthusiasm. Unfortunately, it's overall creepy.
[Kelly Stafford, Sexy Luna, Silvio Evangelista, Rocco Siffredi (from Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome) | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Rimming, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Side Entry | Condoms: No | ]

She-males. That's all I have to say. Three of the manliest she-males ever join Kelly and three of her guy friends for a beach-side romp. I mean, one of the "girls" has an obvious mustache coming in. The partner swapping is fast and furious, though Kelly enjoys two of the "ladies" in a bit of fingercuffing. It all made me wonder... are you gay is you fuck someone with tits and a cock? Considering there's no vagina, Yeah, you probably are. But you'll be very busy too. Best moment is when one of the shims gives Kelly an anal reverse ride, and gets her big Brit tits flapping.
[Kelly Stafford, Renata Rey, Eva Ciccone, Silvio Evangelista, Andrea Nobiki, Zsele (from Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome) | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Mutual Masturbation, Anal | Spoons, Missionary, Doggie, Fingercuffs, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: Yes/No | ]

After playing around nude at the beach, Kelly's led to an enclave of horny guys in the bushes. She proceeds to drain each and every cock of its cum supply. An unofficial count has her taking eight guys' loads, down her throat, on her face and everywhere else. She's an enthusiastic cocksucker, who doesn't stop til the last drop.
[Kelly Stafford, Bukkake Guys (from Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome) | Oral (M) | N/A | Condoms: No | ]

Kelly abuses and seduces a fat old man on the toilet, sucking him off, slapping him around and fingering his asshole. The violence is horrifying, as she kicks and punches the old man before shoving his head down the bowl. A disturbing site to behold.
[Kelly Stafford, Member of the Senior Brigade (from Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2) | Oral (M) | N/A | Condoms: No | ]

Trailed by a throng of fascinated men, Kelly is transported through Rome in a small, clear plastic case, and is taken to an orgy, where her friends are waiting. Plenty of head is given, as the girls warm-up for their oncoming reamings, including an ass-fuck involving a cock that defies all logic in his size. This scene is the very definition of a clusterfuck, as there is non-stop action, with every cock for itself. At times, the oral sounds less enjoyable and more criminal, as the girls scream like violated banshees. In terms of pure sex, this is one of the most packed scenes I have ever seen.
[Kelly Stafford, Sexy Luna, Martina Mercedes, Robert Ribot, Silvio Evangelista, Remigio Zampa, Franco Roccaforte, The Italian Battalion (from Dirty Anal Kelly in Rome 2) | Oral (M), Vaginal, Anal, DP, Facial, Snowball | Doggie, Cowgirl, Side Entry, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yes/No | ]

In a POV scene, Kelly gets the viewer's cock, and gives a bird's-eye view of his massive melons and waiting watering hole. The sex is very sexy, while the detail and camera work bring it all together just right. Shadows can get in the way at times, due to the lack of lighting, but overall, it's a great scene for POV fans.
[Kelly Stafford, Rocco Siffredi (from Rocco and Kelly's Perversion in Paris) | Vaginal, Oral, Footplay, Anal, ATM, Facial | Doggie, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Kelly gets amorous with a French pick-up in the cab on the way to her hotel room, and turns up the heat when his clothes come off. A lot of attention is given to Alain's asshole, while Kelly's mean streak shines through in a depraved game of sexual violence.
[Kelly Stafford, Alain L'yle (from Rocco and Kelly's Perversion in Paris) | Oral (M), Fingering, Anal Fingering, ATM, Rimming, Anal, Masturbation | Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

A dungeon is the scene of Kelly's last real romp on this disc, as Rocco bangs her silly and smacks her around. That this guy's movies are popular scares the hell out of me, as these look more like rape fantasies than sexy scenes.
[Kelly Stafford, Rocco Siffredi (from Rocco's Way to Love) | Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

A crazy midget in a diaper, pretending to be a baby, gets smacked around by Kelly, before she goes to town on him, even sticking a pacifier up his ass. It takes maybe a minute before he pops off. Some oral and a rimjob from Kelly get him up again, but the second fuck is even shorter than the first (while the midget remains the same height.)
[Kelly Stafford, Miniature Porn Star (from Dirty Anal Kelly in Barcelona | Oral (F/M), Rimming, Anal Fingering, Vaginal, Toy Play | 69, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No| ]



The quality varies from movie to movie, but overall, the video quality is not very good. Washouts, heavy color saturation and bad lighting all add up to a very amateur-looking bunch of clips. The audio is bearable, but as most of the dialogue is in Italian, it doesn't make much sense anyway. The sex sounds are well recorded.


The extras here leave something to be desired. The only real content is the photo gallery, which is less than impressive. An extensive bio of Siffredi, filmographies of the girls, a cast list and web site links make up the rest. The only other "extra" is a fetish menu, that takes you directly to the kinky stuff.

Concluding Words

If you like dirty, disgusting sex, you have found exactly what you desire here on this DVD. Those of you looking for sex, instead of violence, may want to look elsewhere. And in case you forgot: she-males.

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