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2 Million Dollar Ass

Studio: Baby Doll Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/20/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

2 Million Dollar A$$

Baby Doll Pictures

Genre: Vignette

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Alexis Malone, Tyce Bune, Cailey Taylor, Magnum, Nyla Thai, Dick Tracy, Cherokee, Adam Wild, Kayla Marie, Dick Delaware, Pason, Anthony Hardwood

Length: 114 minutes

Date of Production: 4/7/2004

Extra's: As much as I like the folks at Baby Doll/Cherry Boxxx Pictures, I'd be the last one to suggest that they have great extras on their releases. For the most part, they focus their attention on the feature itself, often providing far more material than some of their much larger competitors, and on balance I have to applaud this decision since that's the main reason why we buy/rent porn. While I'm still hoping to see a great set of extras from them in the future, this DVD was no exception to the general rule about the company with a photogallery, some spam and nothing else.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was originally shot it. There were a couple of settings this time, one being outdoors in the afternoon sun and the other being inside in a small room. I preferred the outdoor location since it enhanced the look of the performers but the lighting wasn't bad indoors this time either. There was a slight problem with color over saturation and some minor grain but nothing that ruined the scenes for me. The camera angles were often, although not always, complimentary to the cast too. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there was no real separation between the channels and the dynamic range was limited. The levels seemed to be set to low in most cases but once the fake moaning started, it got too loud. Oh well, in all, it was slightly weak in an auditory sense but that's not a factor for most people.

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Body of Review: Over the last year, I've watched a small company rise from the pack of competitors, Cherry Boxxx/Baby Doll Pictures. The company makes no claims to providing the best product on the market, nor does it try to compete with the big boys on the terms of those companies. Instead, it just focuses on providing a minimalist setting for young, attractive gals to have sex on camera for fans. That sounds pretty simple, no? In any case, the vignette style of porn the company shots is largely limited to oral and vaginal sex but I have to admit that they have a decent track record from what I've seen so far. While I wouldn't give up my Wicked Pictures, Digital Playground, or even Red Light District releases in favor of Cherry Boxxx, I wouldn't want to miss them either. The company's latest release is a little set of six scenes called 2 Million Dollar A$$. In it, the women follow the formula where they tease the camera a bit and then have oral and straight sex with a single guy (except for one gal who does anal). If you don't need to see circus act sex and want a nice selection of cuties to watch boning, you'll probably find a lot to like in this release so here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast for you to find out more:

Scene One: Alexis, the bleached blonde on the lower right side of the front DVD cover, was first up in showing off her rounded ass while wearing some butt-munch short shorts. The tease wasn't long enough for my liking but she was soon playing with Tyce on a deck overlooking a pretty valley. The sex was vaginal and oral (the director loves PTM-pussy to mouth) with a moderate amount of energy if not chemistry. I didn't get the impression that she was really into the scene beyond her professional attitude but I did like seeing her in action.

Scene Two: Cailey, a blonde hotty with some serious curves as displayed on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next in a vignette where she was a patient and Magnum was a gynecologist. It's easy to see why she has a growing fan base since she is very talented in the art of porn sex with a body well suited to milking a nut and a face that is very attractive. I know a few people don't like the size of her nose but I've never met anyone that wouldn't enjoy her wrapping her lips around their shaft and sucking them dry. In any case, the oral was more pronounced (and hot) here but the vaginal sex was only fair since the scene was far too short for me. There was some chemistry to see but not as much as she's capable of.

Scene Three: Nyla, a Polynesian Thai mix gal with killer thighs and a lot more curves than usual on an Asian, was the next gal to show her body to the camera. She dispensed with the vignette and introduced herself as the 18 year old sister of performer Lucy Thai while sitting on a bed. She's the gal on the lower left hand side of the front DVD cover with the black leather shorts bending over. Her partner for the sex was Dick T. who promptly went down on her and started boning her like crazy in a decent action sequence. Like the other scenes, it was oral and straight sex only but I liked her more than I thought I would going into the scene.

Scene Four: Cherokee, one of the most smoking hot brunettes working in porn today, started off the scene by teasing the camera and suggesting her ass was worth ten million dollars as opposed to the two million the title mentions. While I think she's worth far more than I could ever pay, that might've been stretching the truth just a bit. In any case, she's the babe in the green outfit bending all the way over on the middle of the lower front DVD cover. Adam was the lucky guy here as he surveyed the muscular legs, the tightly toned body and sweet ass about to be put to work. While I didn't expect her to do anal here, I expected some serious oral and straight sex as they screwed on the outdoor deck. I was not disappointed. She put her skills to work in a most energetic fashion and I admit that watching her oiled ass bounce up and down was more than I could take before a restroom break. Whew!

Scene Five: Kayla, a new gal that could be seen in the upper middle of the front DVD cover, looked a lot like a young Aurora Snow in her scene with Dick D. She claimed to be 19 years old and her baby fat led me to believe that she was telling the truth as she bounced up and down on his penis. She did some of the PTM the other gals did and was the most vocal of the lot here with a bit of chemistry to go along with some nice energy in the scene. I think she had one of the nicest asses of the movie and I hope to see her live up to her full potential in front of the camera in the future.

Scene Six: Pason, the lead gal of the movie as evidenced by her large picture on the front DVD cover, is something of a mystery to me. I've seen her in great scenes and I've seen her in some pretty lame scenes so I never know what to expect of her performances. Thankfully, this was one of her better works as she put her ass to use, unlike the other gals, with a lot of anal. Anthony was the lucky guy and the scene rocked as much as any of the others with some serious screwing going on. If she's had a better scene to date, I can't think of it so fans should check this one out for it alone. Yum!

Summary: I'm going to rate this as Recommended based on the attractive cast, decent technical values and amount of solid fuck for your buck. There wasn't a gal I wouldn't have played with in my personal life and I think the overall energy was better than average. I know fans (and reviewers) appreciate seeing the female performers identified on the front DVD cover (in order to see what you're buying) and it helps me by showing readers what the cast looks like. Just keep in mind that the photos didn't do most of the gals justice, unlike some companies where the package is better looking than the movie. Check it out for a good time (actually, several good times).

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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