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White Washed

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/25/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

White Washed

Metro Interactive/Toxxxic

Genre: Interracial

Director: Michael Adams

Cast: Nina Bonet, Mark Davis, Barbiee Express, Brian Surewood, Kelly Starr, Alex Sanders, Audree Jaymes, Mark Wood

Length: 91 minutes

Date of Production: 9/9/2003

Extra's: The only extras were some trailers and a photogallery (unless you want to count the spam).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot on video. The visual aspects of the movie were basic with some issues revolving around lighting and grain but you can't expect a lot from low grade porn, can you? The camera work was as bad as I've seen and the angles were uncomplimentary to the gals who didn't want to be there in the first place so don't expect much. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but little was said and the music sucked (in a bad way) so consider this fair warning: your money will be wasted getting this DVD.

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Body of Review: One of the most desired genres of porn these days is interracial. While I think the whole controversy is silly since we're all part of the same (human) race, who am I to argue with superstitions and backward thinking ignorance? In any case, interracial usually refers to black men on white women (don't ask me why this racist concept applies) but there has been a slowly growing movement to see the opposite, such as White Dicks, Black Chicks, by people that want to catch some jungle fever of their own. While few men in porn could compete with the Black Bastard in terms of performance and abilities, I've long held that a market exists for everything so here's a look at Metro's latest release in the urban market, White Washed, a show billed as having "fresh sista's with white mista's". If you're still interested in the show, here's a breakdown of the scene by cast, noting that all the sex was oral with vaginal to pop:

Scene One: Nina, the lean light skinned gal on the front DVD cover was up first in a scene with Mark. Initially, she teased the camera while shaking her groove at a strip club of sorts. Some of you will appreciate her all-natural body as much as I did although her energy level was fairly weak and her demeanor too passive for my tastes. Mark did all the work here and while some fans enjoy a gal that lays back and makes little moans, I'm not one of them.

Scene Two: Barbiee, a darker skinned gal with a lot harsher face than Nina, wore a pink fishnet outfit during her strip sequence. For the most part, I'd be willing to bet that if she were offered an extra $50, she'd have done a whole lot better here as she watched the clock during the scene but Brian didn't really care much as he'd fuck a woodpile if he thought a snake were in it. She was even more passive than Nina (if that's possible) and the scene was lame because of it.

Scene Three: Kelly, a gal with large implants and the best ass of the movie (sorry Mark!), was up next as she followed the formula and teased before taking on Alex on a couch. She was featured on the back DVD cover and showed some minor promised until it became apparent that she was another clock watcher. I could be mistaken but she also looked to be under the influence of some substance as she was spaced out by her eyes zoning off into space. If you were hoping for special treat in this one's performance I'd have to tell you don't bother since her lack of skill and energy was as bad as the others, making the movie a complete waste of time to this point.

Scene Four: Audree, the final gal of the movie, was also the darkest toned and perhaps someone worth checking out. I went into the scene figuring I had to get at least one woman worth watching but I was sorely mistaken as the two went at it. She had a thick body with lots of potential and seemed like she enjoyed getting head but when it was her turn to blow him; she acted like it was the first time she ever saw a dick (not bloody likely says I). Once again, the guy did all the work and while the very final moments of this scene started to show some energy, it ended right afterwards, making it pretty weak too.

Summary: The biggest problem with this type of porn is the generic nature of the female talent, most of whom couldn't make a living on an average street corner in Everytown, USA. I mean no disrespect but the gals didn't want to be there and it permeated the (lack of) action in each scene. I'm rating this as Skip It because there isn't a lower rating but you can find much hotter black gals if you randomly select a title off the shelves of your local video store.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many far better performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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