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Sorority Splash

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/28/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Sorority Splash


Genre: Lesbian

Director: Britney Foster

Cast: Vicky Vette, Haley, Lucy Lee, Aria, Jennifer Luv, Sophia, Rio Mariah, Courtney Devine, Mason Storm, Jasmine Lynn, Teoni, Jayna Oso, Kelly Erickson, Kitty

Length: 114 minutes

Date of Production: 7/23/2003, 7/24/2003

Extra's: The best extra by far was the 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Zac Wylde. In it, the cast and crew, particularly Britney Foster herself, were showcased as they prepared and participated in their scenes. I would've liked it to be longer but then that's a common gripe women have with me so I guess my karma is coming back to haunt me. The other extras included the usual photogallery, pop shot compilation (although how she determined which orgasms to put here is beyond me), the trailers and the protective cardboard sleeve.

Condoms: None (duh!)

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was originally shot in. I admit to enjoying the breezier look of this release compared to Britney's last release, and the cast looked stunningly attractive in the natural sunlight by the pool. There were no compression artifacts, few issues with color, and the camera angles were often decent. For the most part, I didn't have a lot to fuss at here although a few artistic choices were probably less appealing to me and not as flattering to the cast as they could have been. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English with minimal separation and limited dynamic range as I've grown used to. The vocals were usually pretty good although not great and my biggest complaint was hearing Britney sound like a Field Marshall in a battle as she aggressively directed the cast about. Losing that aspect of the movie for future volumes will elevate the heat level by at least a point if all other factors remain the same.

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Body of Review: Metro's FusXion line of releases are the company's response to the complaints they used to get that Metro was getting too tame. By getting three perverted directors, Bridgette Kekove, Pat Myne, and Britney Foster, to show that they were more than just happy little fuck bunnies, the company greatly expanded its appeal to fans of the rougher gonzo market; a market they lost out to years ago by my reckoning. That said, with Myne the most talented of the three and Kerkove the most driven to succeed, Foster had to come up with a gimmick in order to differentiate herself. It seemed to me that she took a two-pronged approach (fitting for a porn performer turned director, no?): she made two types of movies, the darker movie that would appeal to the creepy members of our society and the lesbian free for alls that so many of us miss these days. Each has their own appeal and the latest in the lesbian line is Sorority Splash, a movie full of outdoor lesbian fun by a large swimming pool full of hot young women. If you want to see a story of circus act sex, look elsewhere but otherwise, check out the scenes by cast, noting that all the gals licked, sucked and used toys to get off with:

Scene One: Vicky, one of the hottest commodities on the market this year, Haley, a very attractive gal that I need to watch for, and Lucy, the lean Asian gal with the winning combination of looks and ability, all started off the show by following what amounted to their programming by director Britney. I have mixed feelings about Vicky here because she always seems so much hotter what tackling a cock but the other two seemed at home between the legs of their partners. The scene, like the others here, included a lot of oral and toys, in a fashion that made me think they got paid by how excessive they could be. In any case, there was a lot of energy and chemistry for two of them so I liked the scene. Fans of toys used for anal will be happy to note that the whole movie was full of it, with the attendant ATM (ass to mouth) action that has become so popular.

Scene Two: Aria, always the "take charge" type of gal, Jennifer, the hot young cutie that is growing daily in popularity, and Sophia, a gal with large breasts (what more need be said?), all had the next scene by the pool. This time, the action started off near the little waterfall, making it look almost exotic by comparison to the last scene. The gals followed the instructions just like last time although I'm of the opinion that Aria was not going to do anything she didn't want to (regardless of what Britney said) and the toys came out in short order between the oral loving they all gave. The lighting looked good on them and I think they had plenty of energy to spare; this time looking like all of them had some chemistry together. If you like extreme toy usage, including the technical DPs that used to be so in fashion in older lesbian shows, you'll be in hog heaven as the gals cram plenty of plastic in their couchie and asses. This was definitely a good scene to enjoy!

Scene Three: Rio, the little spitfire many of you might recognize from her various Latino flavored movies, and Courtney, the very light-skinned black gal known for her ethnic releases also, had a scene together that had a lot of potential. Each gal is talented sexually and each knows how to milk a nut but what about lesbian action? Well, once they started going down on one another, I saw my hopes were realized since both had a substantial talent for lesbian antics. They ate each other out like it mattered beyond a paycheck and the toys were secondary this time. I still didn't like Britney fussing at them in the background (it reminded me of Chi Chi LaRue in one of his Behind the Scenes features for Vivid too much) but I tuned her out as I watched the scene. As another plus, both gals had sweet asses to enjoy watching; making me wish for more tease footage. Is it any wonder that Rio scored the front DVD cover for the movie?

Scene Four: Mason, a personal favorite for her compact but ever so lovely body, Jasmine, a gal I'm getting asked about more frequently these days, Aria, the ever popular dominatrix/body builder, and perky Teoni, were up next. The scene wisely started with Mason taking it from Teoni and Jasmine before Aria walks up with her big strap on dildo. I knew the others were in for some reaming when I saw the way Aria positioned herself as though she were the queen of the hill, and my assumption was dead on accurate. From the oral to the toy action, each gal gave a great performance and I only wished it lasted much longer. Whew!

Scene Five: Jayna, the little brunette that has been increasingly popular, Kelly, the hot blonde Metro contract star, and Kitty, the Asian hotty that I've never really enjoyed due to the way she looks so darned young, had the final scene. With Jayna at the helm, I knew I'd really get off since I even liked her recent masturbation movie, Hand Solo, and there was no partner for her to work her unique charms off of there. In any case, the toys used were great and the oral loving special for me and my box of tissues so I'd be lying if I said I didn't like this scene even more than the others on the DVD. If you enjoy lesbian action with toys, this is about as good as you can expect, although some of Jim Holliday's movies for VCA might have more lasting power in terms of replay value.

Summary: I wavered on what to rate this release because I know so many of you out there don't like to see this much lesbian action, even by a pool but in the end, I felt obligated to go with my gut (and someplace slightly lower) and suggest it as Recommended based on the attractive cast and heated action with enough energy and chemistry to satisfy my craving for sweet babes doing each other under the sunny sky. There were some rough edges and not every scene was as good as the rest but there was a whole lot of fuck for the buck here and it has become my favorite movie from Britney Foster to date. I only wish that she would've joined in and stuffed her mouth with some pussy so that I could enjoy watching her go at it without hearing her bitch about positions so much.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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