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Super Sluts

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 10/29/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

European Vignettes
Steve Holmes
CAST: Angelina Crow, Janet Alfano, Isabel Ice, Corina, Nicol, Sandra Romain, Jasmin, Lora Croft, Liz Honey, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Robert Rosenberg

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The Main Event
Janet and Isabel take a trip to a sex shop, where they get to try out the merchandise before they buy, including the clerk. Naturally, toys dominate this scene, but there's still plenty of human relations as well. Chunky Isabel is something of an ass whore, getting right into it from the start, while Janet needs some pussy practice first. The girls get it good from the clerk before they take the action to a bedroom, where two more guys join the party. There's plenty of forced, spit-dripping deep-throat, preparing the girls for a clusterfuck that finds a pile of writhing bodies in the bed. Both ladies like licking ass it seems, but they are both quite annoying when they speak. There's a little bit of everything here, for the freak in you, including double penetrations and massively gaped ass. A non-stop fuckfest that's hurt only by Isabel's annoying dialogue.
[Isabel Ice, Janet Alfano | Oral (M), Toyplay, Anal, Vaginal, Rimming, ATM, DP, Double Anal, Facial | Doggie, Spoons, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

It's three on three this time, but unfortunately, Isabel is back. Worse yet, she's not even really having sex. She's just sitting there spewing out her stupid comments. Among the highlights in this moan-filled mess is a standing DP that gives a great view of the action. Now if only Isabel would shut the hell up. Like the first scene, the sex was non-stop here, but with Isabel on the scene, the annoyance factor is quite high.
[Angelina Crow, Corina, Isabel Ice | Rimming, Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, DP, Standing DP, Double Anal, Facial | Doggie, Fingercuffs, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Spoons, Spoons, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Sandra leads a guy off the beaten path in a park, in order to give him a BJ amongst the trees. Her craving for cock is fulfilled quickly, but two more girls join the show, and they take the party to an apartment. I'm relatively certain that if I had three girls' mouths on my cock my head would blow off. But not this guy. But even he needed reinforcements, calling in some friends to help with the boning. Three guys and a new girl arrive, read to slip and slide. This is an orgy plain-and-simple, as all eight people are in on the fucking, pretty much the entire time.
[Sandra Romain, Liz Honey, Jasmin, Lora Craft | Oral (M/F), Rimming, Vaginal, Anal, Standing DP | Doggie, Cowgirl, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl, Standing Missionary, Missionary | Condoms: No| ]

Isabel is back again, annoying anyone who'll listen. She put together a line-up of girls for her boyfriend to pick from, and now he gets to look them over, even getting and giving taste tests. Nicol is eventually chosen, and the new couple and the Kelly Osbourne soundalike get down to it, as Isabel eats pussy like it's fast food. I don't understand the fascination with gaping, but it seems popular here. This scene just didn't have the passion the other three did, probably due to the size of the group.
[Nicol, Isabel | Fingering, Oral (M/F), Anal, Rimming, Facial | Postitions: Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]


The full-frame video is OK, but in too many scenes, the lighting was bad, resulting in questions about what was going on. A hand-held lamp would have solved everything, considering double penetrations are hyped heavily for this disk. The 2.0 soundtrack is effective, with a nice mix of music and sex sounds.


2:17 worth of boring photo gallery stills kicks things off, followed by an 18-minute behind-the-scenes featurette. It's your standard mix of on-scene material, between-takes interviews and photo-shoot coverage. There's also four previews for other DVDs and access to the company website.

Concluding Words

Steve Holmes brings the heat in a Euro-heavy humpathon, though the film's a bit short on scenes, with just four in total. Rarely have I seen the passion shown in this DVD, which makes it hotter than most of the discs out there. If you like Euro chicks, don't let the scene count scare you. This is a solid 150 minutes of muff mining.

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