As an adult reviewer, I must admit that it's hard for me to resist any title with Teagan Presley in the cast...especially one where she looks as cute as she does on the box cover of Anabolic's Teenage Anal Princess. But box covers aside, this release is no more than an average release from the studio – good enough for a rental, but not really passing that "rewatchability" test that all porn titles should have before considering a purchase.
The premise of the title is what you would expect from looking at the box cover – with each girl making at least a momentary appearance wearing a tiara and sash proclaiming them as an anal teen princess. All but one of the scenes is a threesome – and sadly, Teagan's scene is the one.
The movie starts off with brunette Katin, who is paired with performers Dillion Day and Tony T. on a couch. Katin's scene includes double penetration, and a good deal of anal play as well. She's rather plain looking when compared to other girls on this release, but overall her scene is worth checking out.
Kat is up next and she's a (at least partially) Asian chick with blondish-colored hair and a petite frame. She's teamed up with Joel Lawrence and Pascal St. James for action that includes lots of anal, but no double penetration. Her scene ends with both guys jerking off into her mouth, and with Kat swallowing most of the cum.
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Latin brunette Chanel Chavez is featured in Scene Three, one in which she gets double penetrated by Joel Lawrence and Scott Nails in several different positions. Even though this is a pretty good scene, I'm sure I'm not the only one who will get to this point in the film and realize even hardcore anal and DPs can begin to get monotonous at a certain point. It's not that these segments are bad...it's just that they seem to have a sameness about them.
One of the cutest girls you'll see on this DVD is European blonde Luigina – who has to have her dialogue subtitled because she doesn't speak English. Joining fellow Europeans Frank Gunn and Alberto Rey, Luigina gets spooned anally, then gets double penetrated – including a standing DP late in the action.
Box cover babe Teagan is up next, and she doesn't waste any time getting down to business – impaling herself immediately in the reverse cowgirl position onto Scott Nails. As noted earlier, this is the only one-on-one scene on the DVD, but it also has another problem – the fact that Teagan doesn't even get anally penetrated until more than half the segment is over. I love watching Teagan, and she never disappoints, but this scene does seem somewhat tame compared to the others on this disc.
Arguably the best action in Teenage Anal Princess occurs in the very last scene where 19-year-old brunette Gia Paloma squares off with porn studs Scott Nails and Joel Lawrence. Those looking for some additional DP fun won't have to wait long as Gia gets both of her holes filled quite early in this segment. She's also on the receiving end of a pair of quality facials from the guys at the conclusion of the action.
The movie is presented in the full-frame format, with 2.0 Dolby Sound. One of the nice things about the audio is the fact that there is an option in the menu to turn the background music on or off. This means that you'll be able to listen to only the moans and groans of the performers, should you choose to do so. The video is slightly above average for an adult release, although I've seen better quality in many gonzo releases – including other Anabolic titles.
Extras on the disc include a Behind The Scenes featurette that runs about 20 minutes and shows some pre-scene footage with Katin, Teagan and Gia. There's also a Cumshot Recap option that will let you watch all the climaxes of each scene back-to-back. Rounding out the bonus material is a Slide Show and some Website Info.
BRIAN'S BOTTOM LINE
Even Teagan's die-hard fans (of which I'd like to think I am one) will want to rent this before making a purchasing decision. A few years ago, this would probably pass as one of the better titles out there, but let's face it – porn has become so edgy in the past year or so, that even a title in which half of the girls wind up getting double penetrated is still pretty run-of-the-mill for a gonzo release. And while no one could complain about the amount of sexual action that Teenage Anal Princess provides, the lack of creativity and spontaneity prevents this release from being a true collectible for adult fans.