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Maid Service

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 11/9/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Vignette

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Lily Thai, Veronica Lynn, Sophia, Eve Lawrence, Ashley Jordan, Erin, John West, Sergio, Cheyne Collins, Dick Tracy, Trevor Zen, Anthony Hardwood

Length: 1 Hour 51 Mins

Production Date: 7/8/2004

Extras: Slide Show

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color and was digitally remastered for DVD. It's no surprise that the picture doesn't look very good. Each scene seems to have too much lighting. The brightness causes detail to look washed out and difficult to see. Furthermore, the picture is fairly soft, which also makes detail poor looking. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds pretty decent.

Body of Review:

Katsumi from Once You Go Black... You Never Go Back #3
There is just something sexy about girl in a maid's outfit, especially when it's a French maid outfit. In Jules Jordan's Once You Go Black... You Never Go Back #3, the delightful and sexy Katsumi dressed up in the traditional sexy, yet slutty French maid outfit. Of course, when I think maids and porn, it's the first image that pops into my mind. However in this release, Maid Service, we don't get anything like that. The so-called maid fantasy is purely by role and not outfit. The girls pretend to be maids and some even do a little cleaning. But for the most part, they strip and put on their uniforms, which happens to be a plain white apron, nothing very sexy. With that said, this title does poorly playing off of the entire maid bravado. However, this title does well to present some pretty decent clean and straightforward action. If you're interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Sophia
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Sophia is a pretty decent looking girl. I don't care much for her face, but her body is pretty smoking hot. She has a great looking rack, a big and firm set of tits. The scene opens with Sophia meeting up with her employer, Anthony Hardwood inside his house. Once the greetings are over, they move outside and Sophia slips out of her pink dress into the white apron. Anthony proceeds to suck on her toes while he puts her shoes on and then they have oral sex. Anthony eats Sophia out, a decent act, and then she blows him, which was pretty exciting. I enjoyed the blow job because Sophia put a lot of energy into the act. It included some light face fucking and deep throating. It was a nice venture over to the dark side of sex. The sex continues to provide excitement. The pair works well together, producing some steamy sex. As a bonus, we get a few nice shots of her big breasts bouncing during the action. In comparison to a recent scene I reviewed of hers in Kiss My Ass, this one was a big improvement.

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Scene 2: Veronica Lynn
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Veronica is a pretty cute Asian chick with a small chest and a nice tight body. We find her arriving at Sergio's place, where she strips naked and puts on the white apron. Sergio instructs her to do a little sweeping. Afterwards, they head outside to have sex. The action opens with a little foreplay and oral sex. I enjoyed watching Sergio eat her out, because there were some very nice close-ups of the action. As well, Veronica is a pretty sexy gal. Next Veronica gives Sergio a blow job. The act was decent, a bit too slow for my tastes. The sex is pretty good, but it's far from hot. Veronica, while a sexy girl, seemed to perform fairly plainly. Watching her in action just didn't seem very special.

Scene 3: Eve Lawrence
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Eve has a fairly plain looking face. However, she has some qualities that make her very striking. She has a huge set of tits and a pretty nice body. I reviewed her scenes in The Pool Party and Kiss My Ass, both of which weren't too exciting. However, this scene was much better. In this scene, she shows up at Cheyne Collins' place. We watch her climb a couple flights of stairs, where the scene cuts and we find her outside in her white apron. Cheyne instructs her to sweep, but Eve has something else in mind. She goes for his dick and proceeds to give him a pretty energetic blow job. Afterwards, Cheyne eats her out. The sex is pretty enjoyable. The two work well together. I really enjoyed watching her in the reverse cowgirl position, with her breasts bouncing like crazy.

Scene 4: Ashley Jordan
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, PTM, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Ashley is a fairly cute girl, with a nice tight body. The scene opens with Ashley finding Dick Tracy in a comprising situation. He's jerking off. Well, Ashley decides to give him something to really jerk off too! The scene cuts and we find Ashley in the white apron, prepared to engage Dick in sex. The action opens with a blow job. I didn't enjoy the act and I felt that the camera work didn't portray the action at its best. Afterwards, the pair jump into sex and Dick proceeds to rail the hell out of Ashley. There's also some decent pussy to mouth oral sex mixed in with the action. Overall, it was a pretty good scene.

Scene 5: Lily Thai
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Lily is a very sexy Asian gal with a nice rack and a hot body. She also has a very playful attitude that makes her fun to watch in action. She arrives at the house to be greeted by Trevor Zen. He takes her to a bedroom and Lily does some nude cleaning. Trevor appears to get a little excited watching her (I did too) and the pair gets into action. They open with Lily sucking Trevor's dick. The act is pretty hot, with Lily giving a hands intensive blow job. The sex that follows is also pretty stunning. It's more or less because Lily is such a hottie and she performed very well.

Scene 6: Erin
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Erin is a nice looking girl with a tight body. She arrives at the house to be greeted by John West. Once indoors, she changes into her maid's outfit. She doesn't get much cleaning done before John takes her outside for sex. They begin with some pussy eating, nothing too exciting. Afterwards, Erin sucks John off. The act is pretty bad. Erin doesn't seem to use her mouth and hands very well together. It just looked sloppy. The sex is a bit more exciting, which was because John pumped her pretty hard and Erin's nice body looked pretty sexy during the action. Overall, it was a decent scene.

Concluding Words: I was pretty disappointed with this title, because it did not offer very much in the "maid fantasy" area. The approach that was taken was fairly inconsistent and not very exciting. Overall, if you're looking to see sexy maids like Katsumi in Once You Go Black... You Never Go Back #3, you're out of luck. However, with that thought aside and purely considering the content, I thought it was an enjoyable title. While all of the girls aren't outright hotties, they're all pretty cute. As well, there were some pretty good sex scenes, enough to outweigh the bad ones. However, considering that the title had relatively poor technical aspects, it comes with a rent it recommendation.

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