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Tight Wet Panties

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/10/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Tight Wet Panties

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Thomas Zupko

Cast: Tory Lane, Sasha, Trina Michaels, Dax, Harmony, Brett Rockman, Xana Star, Tyler Woods

Length: 134 minutes

Date of Production: 8/21/2004 (box), 8/28/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra of the show was a 11.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed the cast screwing around (goofing off, not fucking for the most part). I thought it could've been longer but it was kind of fun to watch compared to similar features from other companies. There was also a photogallery, a set of trailers and spam but fans will enjoy looking for the Easter Egg listed on the front cover too (do you really want me to spoil it for you?).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot. Unlike some of the other recent movies from Elegant Angel that I've reviewed of late, the picture here was really kind of weak on a technical level. The picture lacked clarity, the colors were too saturated, and the grain levels off the charts with a host of compression problems too. It wasn't unwatchable by any means but I've seen so much better out of them that seeing this type of visually flawed show reminded me of the company's early days (when I would fuss at them endlessly). The audio was a bit better with a 2.0 stereo track (at least it was mastered that way per my receiver picking up two distinct tracks) but the vocals often seemed hollow and lacking in not only separation but any significant dynamic range either. Thankfully, the sex was good or I'd be panning this puppy no end.

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Body of Review: Most consummate fans of porn know that Elegant Angel was the breeding ground for a host of current superstar directors and performers in the pornography business. I'm not going to provide you with a laundry list of such people since everyone from John "Buttman" Stagliano to the edgy Mason have learned their craft at the hands of the company's main man, Patrick Collins, and were it not for this company, porn would be a lesser genre. That said, the company has had some significant flops in the years I've watched them but also shows that appealed to me such as the recent Tight Wet Panties, the latest release by famed sicko Thomas Zupko. The show is a series of scenes where women tease the camera while dressed in wet cotton panties and tops before taking on men of varying talent. If you like tease, you're really going to enjoy some of these gals, most of whom are far more talented than the pretty contract gals many of us are used to. If this sounds interesting, read the following breakdown of scenes by cast, noting that the men weren't credited and several are still too new for me to properly identify:

Scene One: Tory, the brunette on the front DVD cover had some hot curves as she masturbated her oiled up body for the camera. I'm not going to tell you she was the most picture perfect gal I've seen in porn recently but I can state as a fact that she seemed to enjoy fucking onscreen with Sasha. They did the oral and straight routine with a lot of energy and passion, something all too often lacking in modern porn. It ended with a facial and I thought she was worth looking for in other scenes based solely on this performance alone.

Scene Two: Trina, was more of a standard stripper type of gal with larger curves and big nipple erections, as she climbed out of the pool in her white cotton top and panties (the standard uniform of the day here). This was another gal that will never be able to compete with the latest contract star in terms of looks so she has to work harder, and do more, in order to compete. If you like your women a little bit (or more) trashy, she's going to come to mind from now on. After a lengthy (and hot!) tease sequence, she took on one of the guys (Dax?) on a couch, dry humping him like crazy in a manner than worked me up too. By the time the actual sex started, I was ready to blow my load but I waited as she blew him fairly well (not her strong suit) before they screwed with a lot of energy. The anal was her best action and she readily took him into her back door, pumping back as she moaned in a loud manner; making it a great scene for me all around.

Scene Three: Harmony, the blonde on the front DVD cover, was up next as she talked dirty and masturbated on the couch. Her tease sequence wasn't as good or as long but it had enough for me to enjoy watching more than once. Her ass was fleshy and those of you that like an ample sample will get off watching her shake it but her partner for the scene, Brett, seemed totally into her as they did oral and screwed vaginally. I don't anal to get off (a good thing since there wasn't any here) but the boning was very passionate and she maintained her vocal attitude, calling him a bitch until the end of the fun. Whew!

Scene Four: Xana, another hardened, but curvy blonde with large natural breasts (a bit floppy but still looking fun to play with), had a less exciting tease sequence before taking on Tyler on a bed. Her strength was in the way she rode her partner hard and wet with no room for error. It was almost as if she was on fire and the passion combined with the chemistry was definitely something to see. While the others had varying levels of heat, I never thought Xana would stop as she took him on a ride that most men would be hard pressed to keep up with. The anal was also well done with just as much of the energy I saw in the previous parts of her scene, making it a winner. Wow!

Scene Five: Tory and Harmony, both accomplished performers from the earlier scenes, proved that they could be even better when working in tandem with the talented Brett. The scene lasted longer than the others and had a lot of chemistry between the performers but even more energy. The sex was primarily oral and straight but some spanking and PTM were also part of the menu. While I'm not sure if this was my favorite scene, it certainly made an impression on me, as much for the gals as the way Brett took care of them (he was the only guy in the movie to really show much talent-is it any wonder that the men weren't credited by scene like the women were?).

Summary: The sexual heat of the show was enough for me to thoroughly enjoy the show and give it a rating of Recommended, even with the technical limitations presented on the DVD. I never found the Easter Egg but a friend insisted it was a bonus scene from another release that was pretty good so keep looking. The gals here were skilled in the art of milking a nut and I hope to see them showcased in more technically pleasant surroundings but I'll be enjoying this one for a long, hard, wet, time to come.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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