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Blind Sex Dates Episode 1

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 11/11/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Dating Show
CAST: Amanda Roberts, David Crud, Grant Hamil, Marigold, Rick, Melina Kali, Bishop, Tyanna Lynn
PRODUCTION DATES: June 1, 2003; August 29, 2003; September 24, 2003

The Main Event
Utilizing his appearances on Showtime's "Family Business" as a jumping-off point, Bishop has kick-started his own porn career, with a concept that's definitely unique. Instead of a pure sex film, Blind Sex Dates acts like a porn version of the popular dating show "Blind Date." Whether it's truly real is unclear, as the participants don't seem to be acting and the disc advertises for prospective daters at the end but they are way too comfortable having sex on camera and the guys last too long for average dudes. There's also a lot of porno moaning going on. Either way, I doubt the truth will be revealed any time soon. Bishop and his co-star Tyanna introduce the segments, which is a 50/50 situation, as Bishop is fun and Tyanna is annoying.

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Up first are Amanda and David. Their date takes them to the beach and an Italian restaurant, where they can't keep their tongues off each other, and Amanda can't even keep her top on. The sex is pretty hot, and definitely well shot, as Amanda acts as the aggressor, sucking and fucking David wildly. Her oral abilities are very impressive, as is her vocal range, as she screams while her pussy gets plowed. Her cellulite and his scabs enhance the realism, but their vet-like positioning makes one wonder. The sex is sufficiently varied, and a last-second pull-out leaves a generous pop on Amanda's pussy. A good start to this disc.
[Amanda, David | Oral (F/M), Fingering, Vaginal | Missionary, Spoons, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]

Grant, a nerdy guy, is hooked up with Maya, a Russian girl built like a porn star. Oddly, their date begins at a karate studio. Like Grant, it's pretty geeky. He claims he doesn't get laid much, but when he gets going, he's a porno stud. I call shenanigans. A dinner date allows them to drink a bit, while a trip to a masseuse gets Maya naked, so the first two requirements for casual sex have been met. A dip in the hot tub clinches the deal. A wet BJ in the Jacuzzi gets the party started, followed by a round of cunnilingus, as Grant preps her hole, admittedly one of the prettiest pussies I've seen. The sex is good, but there's not a lot of passion to it. If this guys isn't a porn star then it makes sense, because after a few seconds of hard fucking, he'd be done. When he actually does, the output isn't great. Not great, but it has its moments.
[Grant, Maya | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Missionary, Doggie | Condoms: Yes | ]

This is easily my favorite scene on this disc, and it's all because of Hawaiian Melina. I would watch anything she does. Her cute, chubby body and big ass make her an absolute hottie. She's not fat or anything, but she's got some meat, and that's great. From the moment she's on-screen, the wait for her to get naked is interminable. It's only worse when she rides a horse, getting her rack a-rumblin'. A picnic date where she teaches him to hula dance is amazingly hot, since it shows she knows how to work her hips, something that comes in handy later on. A swap of oral, which shows she knows how to suck a cock with the best of them, gets them ready to screw, which she does tremendously, working her hips like a paint mixer. I have to believe this girl is being real, with her tanlines and all, but the way she bangs on camera makes me think otherwise. Extremely hot sex and a super-cute girl make this a great scene.
[Melina, Rick | Oral (F/M), Vaginal | Doggie, Missionary, Side Entry | Condoms: No | ]


The full-screen video (letterboxed widescreen during intros) is very clean, without any kinds of problems. The lighting is very good, so there's nothing missed during the sex scenes. During the dates, the natural lighting can be problematic, but overall, a well-done disc. The audio is just as good, with every moan and grunt heard clearly, along with ambient sounds. A quality job.


Each of the three segments has an accompanying slideshow, an edited-down capsule version of the show, called a preview on the segment menu, and bonus footage, which is mainly unused angles and date scenes. Also, the menu for each segment is animated and broken down by position. There's some hot sex in the bonus footage, but not any hotter than the actual scenes. The point of the capsule version is beyond me, as it's rather lengthy. 30 seconds, a minute...that would be fine. Six minutes? Why not watch the actual scene?

Concluding Words

There's only three scenes on this DVD, thanks to the non-sex content, but the sex is pretty good. I have to assume this disc is aimed at couples, due to the large amount of "story," as I can't see most guys wanting to watch all that set-up. The attempt to mock the "Blind Date" concept is pretty well done, but for porn hounds, it's likely too much. The "amateur" feel is nice, but I don't think I really believe it. Maybe the guys, but not the girls. A hot DVD, but way short on sex.

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