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Big Gorgeous Breasts

Studio: Simon Wolf Productions » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/11/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Big Gorgeous Breasts 1

Simon Wolf Bold/Illicit Pictures/Pure Play Media

Genre: Vignette, Large Breasts

Director: Robert Herrera

Cast: Vicky Vette, Penny Porsche, Kim Chambers, Eve Lawrence, Dale DaBone, Xana Star, Grant Michaels, Sasha, Dino Bravo, Dax Star, Lea DeMea and Randy Spears (bonus scene only)

Length: 125 minutes

Dates of Production: 11/5/2003 to 8/7/2004

Extra's: The best extra for me this time was the bonus scene from Just Anal Sex starring the lovely Lea De Mea and studly Randy Spears that lasted the better part of 28 minutes. She's a hotty and I hope her medical condition works out (cancer sucks). The best extra unique to the DVD though would be the 21.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Don Fischer. It had a lot of sex and some cute moments in between that made me smile more than once. There were also four trailers and a photogallery but these paled in comparison to the good extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot. The colors were rich, almost a bit too saturated at times, and the lighting fairly well done so there was minimal grain to contend with. The flesh tones seemed accurate and I didn't notice any compression artifacts as I watched the movie. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English with a bit of music mixed in at the beginning of the scenes, replaced during the sex with the standard moaning and groaning. I heard what they said and the overall effect wasn't bad but the dynamic range and separation were about average in most ways for vignette-styled porn.

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Body of Review: One of my favorite feature porn companies over the years has been Simon Wolf, due primarily to their fantasy based stories and attractive performers. In recent years, their emphasis has changed to produce mostly vignette scenes with no acting (having bounced Bud Lee out over a dispute), just the usual sex that most fans enjoy watching. While I miss the "good old days" a bit, I understand that the realities of production companies dictate what they produce and the latest release from the company is Big Gorgeous Breasts 1, a set of five scenes with bountiful bosoms heaving as the sex took place. With a mix of natural and implanted knockers on display, here's a brief look at the movie, noting that the male cast members were mostly generic and not credited:

Scene One: Vicky, easily one of the most popular new comers to porn over the last year or so, is well known for her sexual skill and energetic performances on camera. Her ability to milk a nut is legendary and those who know her personally seem to agree that she is far better in bed than performers half her age (she's 39 years old but doesn't look a day over 29 here). For most of the scene, it looked like her partner was barely able to hold on as she took the reins and did anything he could p[possibly ask for, including a great blowjob, solid vaginal and heated anal screwing before the pop shot. Whew!

Scene Two: Penny, a gal with 38-F breasts as seen on the front DVD cover, was up next in a scene with one of the generic studs of the show. She reminded me of the type of gal you'd see in the 1950's and 60's pin up magazines like Juggs because her breasts were huge but also very large. That also meant they were floppy and hung low but a lot of guys don't mind that kind of thing as long as the gal is willing to do whatever they want in bed (and the floor, the couch, the den, etc.). Her oral was okay but the titty fuck and fucking actually better than I thought they'd be, proving that chunky gals can be darned good in bed too. In a sense, she was built for comfort, not for speed, and while most porn watchers seem to prefer the barely legal, waifish looking gals, she made a strong case for a healthy sized gal having a place in the industry too. She did no anal sex here but her performance was still well done with a good amount of energy and heat.

Scene Three: Kim, another blonde but with a lot more experience than the others in front of a camera, was easily the most sexually aggressive of the bunch. Some people would call her a bitch but I think she's just at the point in her life where she knows what she wants and isn't afraid to ask (demand) it of her partners. Armed with some large breasts and a dirty mouth, she showed that experience can make all the difference in the world as she sucked him off like a champion, second only to Vicky in terms of energetic performance and chemistry here. Fans will appreciate that she took to the anal like a fish to water, giving the second best anal of the show.

Scene Four: Eve, a gal that looks considerably enhanced since the last time I saw her, was the sole brunette (well, the others may be blondes but most came from a bottle) of the show in an attempt to add some contrast to the scenes. Her partner was pretty-boy Dale, a guy said to enjoy looking in mirrors more than having pussy at all hours of the day. I don't think the rumors about his bi-sexuality have been proven but he did a fair job here compared to the other generic studs and while she didn't do anal, she gave an okay performance otherwise. If asked to compare her to the others, I'd say that she was the least experienced in bed, so make of that what you will.

Scene Five: Xana, a new gal to me in porn, having only seen her once before (and this week too), was cut from the same clothe as the other blondes here as she followed the routine in a fairly straightforward manner. I think she had the longest scene of the movie and her DSL's (dick sucking lips) as well as her face reminded me a whole lot of a young Bridgette Kerkove. She did a little bit of anal too but it was by no means the best of the batch here, seeming to be a bit more than she was ready for at this time. While not a bad scene, it wasn't all that great since she needed to get more passionate about her performance before I'd suggest looking for her in other works.

Summary: Okay, while not exactly a barn-burner in terms of action, the advertised content was present here and the gals seemed to fit the bill in terms of what I'd expect of them. The production values were decent and the extras certainly solid enough to add some value to the DVD so I'm going to rate it as Recommended. I think there was a slight bit of misleading advertising on the back cover (making it sound like all the gals did anal) but I think volume 2 could easily be even better if the right gals are cast and given more freedom to enjoy themselves thoroughly. Director Herrera has made better movies in the past but this was certainly worth checking out if you like seeing large breasted women having sex with men.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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