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South of the Border #2

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 11/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Director:  Mike John.

Cast: Sativa Rose, Carla, Ch[a/i]quita Lopez, Maria, Cherry, Javiera, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano & "the Road Dog".

Length: 2 hours 10 minutes

Extras: "Behind the Scenes" featurette [12m 30s], Photo Gallery, "Bonus Scene" [featuring Julianna], and "Web Access".

Audio/Video: The video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video. The audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

"Ch[a/i]quita Lopez & Erik Everhard
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl.
Condoms: Nope.
After some small talk, Chaquita gets down to business by giving Erik a deep throating before bending over to get hit from behind, both vaginally and anally. Apparently Chaquita really liked it in her ass, since immediately after he stuck it in, she let loose with a flurry of Espanol. He pauses for a bit, and after sticking four fingers in her ass, he sticks them in her mouth to let her suck on 'em. There's some more anal action and a quick oral gagging until she gets on top to ride him. She takes it in her pussy and her ass before spreading her legs wide for some anal missionary. While Erik's doing this, he takes her panties off and stuffs 'em in her mouth. After the extensive anal action, Chaquita gets back on top for anal reverse cowgirl. The scene ends with Chaquita taking a shot in her mouth.

Besides the ATM and panty stuffing incidents, this scene suffered from other problems. Mainly, Erik was TOO FUCKING NOISY. For the ENTIRE scene I was hoping he'd shut up. When he stuffed Chaquita's mouth with her panties, I was hoping she'd pull 'em out and shut him the fuck up with them. Other than that, this was a pretty good scene.

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Javiera, Steve Holmes & Erik Everhard 
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Scissors.
Condoms: Nope..
This is 22 year old Javiera's first scene and Mike graciously offers Steve & Erik to help pop her cinematic cherry. She begins by giving the boys a double blowjob before Erik lifts her leg for a standing scissors. She valiantly tries to occupy herself by trying to stroke and suck Steve, but Erik's pounding her way too hard and she decides to get on top of Steve and ride him while sucking on Erik's dick. They switch places, this time for reverse cowgirl before bending over for Steve. As he's pounding away, Mike focuses the camera on Javiera sucking Erik, then on Steve as he's thrusting, before he turns the camera to another bed in the room. It's a quick pan, but there's a girl and a guy sitting on the bed watching this action. After showing us some more action with Steve, Mike pans back over to the mystery couple as the girl's bending over to give the guy a blowjob. Over in Javiera's part of the room, she has a leg up and Steve is doing her from behind while she sucks on Erik. Next, she's on her back for some missionary with Erik while sucking on Steve's cock. As Steve is changing positions, Mike's attention is on the other couple once again. He spends some time there as the guy points out the girl's assets and MAN, does she have some. Unfortunately, Mike joins Javiera again as she rides Steve reverse cowgirl while Erik is smacking his dick on her mouth. There's some regular cowgirl before both guys shoot on her face and mouth.

Great. As if putting up with Erik's incessant babbling for ONE scene wasn't enough, now we have to put up with another. The action during this scene wasn't bad, but I was hoping we'd see more of the couple because that other chick was MUCH hotter.


Carla & Steve Holmes
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Scissors.
Condoms: Nope.
Steve and Carla get to know each other better as he takes off her clothes and gives he pussy a quick licking before she gets on her knees to give him a blowjob. Once he removes her skirt, she gives his dick another sucking before she spreads her legs for some missionary. There's cowgirl and some doggy that eventually turns into anal scissors. After some reverse anal cowgirl, Carla kneels down to toss Steve's salad. The scene finally ends with an apparently unhappy Carla taking a shot on her face.

Not bad, but nothing to write home about. Carla has a nice body and is fairly attractive, but I wasn't impressed.


Cherry, Erik & Steve Holmes
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal. Double Penetration.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope.
The action gets started when Cherry gives Erik a blowjob as Steve licks her pussy. When he's done, he offers her his dick for sucking while Erik spreads her legs for some missionary. She bends over for some vaginal and anal doggystyle from Steve before getting on top of Erik. However, before she can begin riding Erik, Steve saddles up and turns it into a double penetration. There's some more double penetration before the guys double stuff Cherry's cherry. After some more very brief double penetration, the guys double stuff her ass before Steve cums in her ass and Erik shoots on her face.

Let me get this outta the way - Cherry has a SMOKIN' hot body. However, her face is far from smokin'. Though i'm not necessarily a fan of "double stuffing", watching Cherry's body made this a scene worth checking out.


Sativa Rose & Michael Stefano
Acts Included: Oral. Vaginal. Anal.
Positions: Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon.
Condoms: Nope.
Mike has most DEFINITELY saved the best for last. After teasing us by not telling which starlet was next [yes, i'm sure you could've figured it out by the box art], Sativa gets totally nude and the other Mike joins the scene. As with any other hot blooded heterosexual male, he can't keep his hands off her body and it's not long before he's got her legs spread and is licking her pussy. She gives him a brief blowjob until she hops on top for some cowgirl followed by some more dick sucking. After getting back on top for some reverse cowgirl, she follows this up with even MORE dick sucking. Mike convinces her to get back on top for even more reverse cowgirl before telling her to spread her legs for some lengthy missionary. He has her suck his dick some more until he bends her over for doggystyle [finally!]. Unfortunately, it's not long before he delivers a weak shot on her tongue.

I felt this scene went by MUCH too quickly. Though, I could watch Sativa for HOURS. I was also disappointed that there wasn't that much time spent with Sativa bent over waving her sexy ass in the air. Beggars can't be choosers, right? Weak shot at the end notwithstanding, this was a great scene.

Bonus Scene featuring Julianna

Concluding Words
: This was a fairly good release. While Mike did a good job directing, I didn't feel that all of the ladies he selected were that attractive. Granted, they had GREAT bodies, but it's hard to concentrate if it looks like they were beat with the ugly stick. Oh, and it also suffered from the lack of a muzzle for Erik.

Some of the action and Mike's direction make this a Rent It disc.

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