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Simply Girls

Studio: Jill Kelly Productions » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 11/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Director:  Various.

Cast: Haven, Dayton Raines, Aria, Allysin Chaynes, Ashton Moore, Tabitha Stevens, India, Shayla LaVeaux and Monica Mayhem.

Length: 1 hour 28 minutes

Extras: "Slideshow".

Audio/Video: The video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and there was a slight haze for the majority of the feature. The audio, mainly Enigma-esque music, was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.


"Dayton's Secret Paradise" - Haven & Dayton Raines
The scene begins with Haven kneeling in front of Dayton giving her a sultry licking. Once Haven finishes licking Dayton from behind, both ladies spend the rest of the scene playing with themselves until it fades out.

Though this scene wasn't that impressive, I have to admit that watching the girls play with themselves was pretty damn hot. However, it could just be me.


"When the Boys Are Away the Girls Will Play #6" - Aria, Allysin Chaynes & Ashton Moore
As we join this lovely trio, they are locked in a passionate embrace. Some time passes with hands rubbing over body parts before the Ashton stands in a pool full of milk while the other ladies pour it over her sexy body. Aria is the first to dive between Ashton's thighs and give her pierced clit a workout while Allysin nibbles on Ash's nipples. Once Allysin removes the lingerie she's wearing, all three ladies hop in the tub and Aria resumes licking on Ashton's clit. Both ladies finally get Aria on the edge of the tub and give her pussy a working over. Allysin bends over for Aria to get a better angle at her pussy before all three ladies end this scene kissing.

This wasn't a bad scene, but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again.

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"Beautiful" - Haven & Tabitha Stevens
While Tabitha is having her picture taken, the photographer decides to get Haven involved in the shoot. After the girls try some poses, Tabitha's jealousy kicks in and she begins complaining about Haven being in her shot. Flustered, the photographer splits and tells the girls to figure it out themselves. Tabitha decides that fucking Haven would help her figure it out and pulls Haven's top down to begin licking her nipples. Eventually, Tabby makes it to Haven's pussy and begins giving that a workout with her fingers and tongue. Next, Tabitha bends over and Haven licks and fingers her from behind until both ladies stand up and rub each others clit until the come to a reach a reasonable solution.

I can't help but not be repulsed by Tabitha thanks to her obvious silicone implants [well, repulsed might be too harsh a word]. Also, this scene wasn't as hazy as the others...probably due to it being shot outside.


"Lipstick" - Haven & Tabitha Stevens
Yay. Another scene with the same actresses. In addition to being a BIG fan of girl/girl scenes, I especially love it when the actors are the same for two scenes in a row. 

Anyways, Tabby is stressed out so Haven decides that the only way to release her stress is to release Tabby's silicone funbags. However, Tabitha wastes no time taking off Haven's shirt and giving her nipples a sucking. Haven sits back on a nearby piano stool and spreads her legs wide so Tabitha can start licking her pussy. [Waitaminit, I thought Tabitha was the one that needed stress reduction??] After Haven gets on the floor, Tabitha mounts her as both ladies sample each other in a 69. Once that's done, Tabby leans over the piano bench to let Haven finger her hard before the scene fades out.

Since Haven was the recipient of the majority of the action, this scene fared slightly better than the previous one. Slightly.


"When the Boys Are Away the Girls Will Play #5" - India & Dayton Raines
When the scene begins, Dayton and India are slowly removing each other's sexy lingerie. Dayton gives India's nipples a licking before removing her panties and licking her pussy. After removing Dayton's undergarments, India returns the favor before getting on top to straddle Dayton for a brief 69 before the scene ends. 

I don't know if it was the jungle setting, the ladies or my hormones but, this was a pretty hot scene.


"Dayton's Secret Paradise" - Haven, Shayla LaVeaux & Monica Mayhem
Our threesome is clad in leather as Haven and Monica pull off Shayla's panties and begin fingering and licking her pussy. Monica's the next to strip down as Haven eagerly dives between Monica's legs to give her a licking. And after removing Haven's outfit, Shayla gets underneath her to start stimulating her pussy. The three ladies continue to play until the scene ends with the ladies kissing.

Wow, Shayla's still got it. I was a big fan of her tanlined assets back in the day and they're on full display during this hot scene. While I wasn't feeling Monica that much, Haven and DEFINITELY Shayla picked up the slack.


Concluding Words: I'm not a fan of girl/girl flicks. They're slightly tolerable when they're sprinkled throughout a "regular" feature, but when it's an entire disc of them, I find myself easily bored.

UNLESS the ladies bring the heat. 

Well, this was a lukewarm "chick" disc.  The first two scenes, shot on film, had a highly visible level of haze, while it was slightly noticeable on the remaining four that were shot on video. And, though there were a variety of directors for each scene, they all did a pretty good job of framing the action. However, the lack of extras was disappointing. Therefore, i'll give this disc a Rent It.

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