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Christoph's Euro Slit

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/16/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Christoph's Euro Slit: Gapes Abound!

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo, Foreign, Anal

Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Kathy Anderson, Angelina, Frank Gun, Franco Roccaforte, Helen, Greg Centauro, Jean Yves LeCastel, Liliane, Choky Ice, Lauro De Giotto, Silvia Lancome, Yvonne, Richard Lengin, Ginger Devil, Leona Ricci, Don Mauro, Sandra, Christoph Clark

Length: 148.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/5/2004

Extra's: The best extra by far was the 23.5 minute long bonus scene between Sandra, an attractive and willing brunette, and Christoph Clark in a small hotel room. While not exactly his best work, the point of view style and amateurish look will appeal to some fans who dislike the cold, hard realities of professional porn. The other extras were more standardized, including the trailers, fetish menu, photogallery, filmographies, cast list and a biography for Chistoph, none of which hurt to have on the DVD (the cast list keeps me from going nuts when identifying performers and the others take little space).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by Christoph. The lighting wasn't optimal and the grain levels rose because of it but other than that and some minor compression artifacts (along with some video noise), the picture was pretty good most of the time. Christoph's camera work always seems to remind me of a guy who is a bit too much into the action but his enthusiasm shines through, allowing the viewer to understand what's going on just fine. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't a lot of talking going on outside of the usual moans and groans so it wasn't a big factor for my review.

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Body of Review: Without sounding too much like a slavering fanboy, I've noticed most of the lines released by Evil Angel to show a decent amount of improvement this past year, primarily in the technical matters but also in the selection of women for one attribute or another (typically looks or sexual skill). One of the most improved of the contract of directors the company employs was Christoph Clark, a foreign bred guy that once participated in his movies (a bit past his peak, if you know what I mean). Now that he has been focusing his efforts more on shooting the movies he makes, they have improved a bunch in most cases. That doesn't mean they were perfect, but even releases that were slightly flawed had a lot to offer fans. One such release would be Christoph's Euro Slit: Gapes Abound!, the latest movie by the famed director. If you like seeing attractive gals in hardcore acts, you'd be hard pressed to find as solid a combination as this DVD, at least that came out recently, so check out the following breakdown of scenes if you're still interested:

Scene One: Kathy, a beautiful blonde with an all natural body, Angelina, a cute blonde with an all natural body (both can be seen on the right hand side of the front DVD cover), Frank, playing a photographer, and his effeminate assistant, Franco, had a scene in a small modeling studio after the gals were well into a photo shoot. The gals played with one another while Frank rubbed himself and Franco watched on with interest until the group paired off (Franco and Kathy; Frank and Angelina) to get busy. The sex was exactly what you'd expect of this talented group with the oral, straight and anal well covered in a host of positions. The energy level was rarely below a level that would cause me to want to move on and the chemistry was above average too (something not always the case in foreign gonzo shoots). From Franco getting some bathroom booty to the group in a living room that looked like a dungeon, the cast mixed it up a bit too, not feeling obligated to stay with a particular partner for too long. Kathy's DP was pretty hot to see and the ATM was less gross than usual, making it a good scene all around.

Scene Two: Helen, the blonde featured on the front DVD cover that looked a whole lot like Christina Applegate (Married With Children star), Greg, and Jean-Yves, were up next as she playfully warmed up in a large living room. Fans of lactation will be happy to note that she gave plenty of milk early into the scene and appeared to be at least somewhat into the action as she gave splendid oral and took both the cocks in her pussy with energy and a bit of chemistry. Greg starred in most of the action with her (Jean's getting kind of long in the tooth these days) but all three of them did a decent job, if not their best work to date. Some fans may be miffed that there wasn't the usual amount of anal but with that kind of thing being so overdone these days, I didn't mind one bit and she made up for it (in the eyes of some at least) by taking the facials willingly with a smile.

Scene Three: Liliane, a curvy brunette with blonde highlights seen on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, took on Choky (in a red shirt), and Lauro (black shirt), while on the stairs of a pleasant home. They gave her a lot of foreplay after she teased the camera in order to prepare her for the awesome oral she gave in return and the energetic screwing that took place (in both her pussy and ass as well as a powerful DP) afterwards. I really liked this scene and could detail it for you out of sheer lack of creativity but I'm sure if you've read reviews on other websites, you'll know how boring those are to read and that would detract from the strength of the action. Whew!

Scene Four: Silvia and Yvonne, the couple on the middle left hand side of the front DVD cover, took care of Richard and Greg in a small bedroom in this next scene. The gals were very talented in the sexual arts and they had a lot of energy but the chemistry between them and the guys was sometimes lacking for me. They looked attractive enough too but weren't the best the movie had to offer in that department either but I'd be wrong to suggest they weren't above average for some of the foreign gonzo I've seen lately. If you like round asses, you could do a whole lot worse than this scene to get off with. The tease and oral combined with the vaginal sex made up the bulk of the scene but anal took place too. It ended with a frothy, and large, facial that fans will appreciate too.

Scene Five: Ginger and Leona, the couple located on the lower left hand side of the front DVD cover, were up next in a scene that took care of the needs of Don and Greg after an interview with tease (in a home work out room). The gals gave a good show and the men were up to the challenge as the crew here screwed like bunnies on a couch. The anal made up moist of the sex once it began and I never thought either of the gals was watching a clock during the scene. I look forward to seeing them in action again really soon if they can give as much of themselves as they did here.

Summary: I'm going to rate this DVD as Recommended based on the attractive cast, the amount of fuck for the buck, and the decent bonus scene that was appealing to me on several levels. While the technical matters were not as polished as I like them, they rarely got in the way of a good time and the advertised "gapes abound" was mostly followed. In all, it was a decent effort by the guy and his fans will certainly find a lot to enjoy here so check it out if you're still interested.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of many domestically grown performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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