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Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/26/04


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Strap Attack: Director's Cut

Evil Angel

Genre: Dominant Women

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Judy Mastronelli, Luam, Katie Gold, McKayla Cox, Christian XXX, Sativa Rose, Christie Lee, Tom Moore, Penelopy Charmosa, Roger Carioca, Lola

Length: 151.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/1/2004

Extra's: The best extra was not a pop shot compilation, trailers, a photogallery, or filmography but the twenty minutes of bonus footage included on the DVD. Let's face it, you buy porn to get sexual action and while the cast list sure helped me write my review, the only extra worth anything to the average fan is going to include the footage. Much of it was behind the scenes goofing off but there was also a fair amount of sex included too.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Joey Silvera. Unlike some of his other recent efforts, this one looked very clear in most cases with no compression artifacts or video noise to speak of. The colors were solid and flesh tones accurate with a lot of diverse camera angles to give the consumer some measure of variety in the action taking place (in most such releases, I'm told the camera is either on a tripod that never moves or has a single camera man that is afraid to move much). The audio was the same stereo English with a few bits of Brazilian where the weird subtitles explained the action for those who couldn't guess. The vocals were too low at times but most of the time, they were just fine.

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Body of Review: Who is a more interestingly perverted director than Joey Silvera these days? Think about it, the guy tries all kinds of sex out for fans in order to push the envelope of what is considered acceptable these days, far more so than his peers in almost all cases. His latest release is a bit quirky, Strap Attack: Director's Cut, showing men on the receiving end of anal sex but this time by women wearing strap on dildos. I suppose that puts this release as cutting edge heterosexual porn, somewhere between his Service Animals line and his She-Male Road Trip series. This is very close in theme to the Blow Me release by the company in how it gets closer to so-called "gay" porn than the vast majority of titles on the market but never crossed the line as that movie did. If this sounds like something you'd like to see, it being far better quality than any competing lines at this time, check out the following breakdown of scenes by cast and action:

Scene One: Judy, a bleached blonde with some nice curves and great breasts, started off the show by wielding a riding crop and some PVC shorts with a strap on dildo attached. She was located in the dead center of the front DVD cover with the nice tan line if you want an idea of her looks. After dominating Luam a bit, she blew him and then had him suck her breasts a bit before making him go down on her toy. She then boned his ass with it as he jerked off and eventually gave him a piece of ass for his troubles. While the chemistry wasn't great, the energy levels were high enough that most of you won't care and the overall scene was well done (although I'd have preferred traditional subtitles rather than large yellow letters in the middle of the screen to translate her Brazilian tongue). She remained in charge too so those of you in need of a beating will sympathize.

Scene Two: Katie, a slightly harsh blonde with all natural curves and McKayla, an attractive brunette, were located on the lower left side of the front DVD cover. Christian, a bald guy with a willingly open butt was their target and after some foreplay, the gals started orally pleasing him (rimming him and blowing him both). McKayla forced him to blow her dildo in deep throat fashion and then, well, you know what happened. He was bent over and let Katie take over in a few positions. The gals alternated doing him and eventually he got to dip his wick too. While not exactly my cup of tea, I could see a lot of energy here too and some chemistry between the performers.

Scene Three: Sativa, the attractive brunette on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, started off the scene by pissing in a toilet while standing up. She was then joined by Christie, a cute blonde standing beside her on the cover, with each sporting a strap on dildo. Tom was their intended victim as they seemed to try and look like mechanics with him showing his talent in life as blowing plastic. They all did some oral after that and he took the dildo like he was long used to it as he was forced to service Christie. They did some other permutations but he was spanked to keep him in line and did some taste testing for good measure. Both gals displayed the kind of dominance that Sativa has shown in other movies, making the scene a winner for the action (if this is what you like to see).

Scene Four: Penelopy, a lean red head that had absolutely no appeal foe me outside a round, fleshy ass, could be seen on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover as she donned a maid outfit and took care of Roger by an outdoor pool. She wasted no time after a short bit of masturbation, making him blow her like the bitch that he was. The scenery was very pretty (even if she wasn't) and his leash was held tightly to prevent him from getting any ideas. They went inside to give him the hot high one and he did ATM like a good little slave but never got any of her ass in return. It wasn't a bad scene and fit the theme but felt a bit lacking in some ways (beyond my personal dislike for her looks).

Scene Five: Lola, the hot young brunette that always reminds me of a younger version of Wicked Pictures contract performer Sydnee Steele, was showcased on the lower middle of the front DVD cover. She was wearing a hot corset and fishnet stockings as she engulfed Christian in her mouth to warm things up by a mirror. He had his hands tied in front of him to limit his mobility and her oral was the best of the show by far. She led him around on his leash before forcing him to orally service her. She then rimmed him and licked his feet a bit before slamming it in his willing ass. Her strap on was smaller than the other gals but he didn't seem to care, establishing his love of receiving quite quickly. She gave him an opportunity to get a little pussy too and he jerked off to completion in a very warm scene. This was the best scene in many ways and a great way to end the flick as she licked up his ejaculate.

Summary: I'm going to rate this one as Recommended for most of you although fans of female on male strap on action will likely see it as Collector level porn to say the least. My reasoning is thus; the gals were easy on the eyes, the action plenty heated, and the overall amount of fuck for your buck very high. Even those of us not into the specific type of action will find it fascinating to watch, perhaps on a circus act sex level more than anything else, and I'm a fan of expanding boundaries when it comes to checking out new things. I suspect that only Mr. Silvera could've pulled this off as easily as he did and fans are going to react well if his past works are any guide.

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