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Ass Watcher 2, The

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/2/04

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Ass Watcher 2

Metro Interactive/FusXion

Genre: Anal

Director: Pat Myne

Production Manager: Stormy "The Storminator" Daniels

Cast: Alicia Rhodes, Mark Davis, Brandon Irons, Lanny Barbie, Ben English, Pason, Heather Gable, Lee Stone, Venus, Mandy Bright, Benjamin Brat, Chris Charming, Mark Wood

Length: 120 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/15/2004 to 3/23/2004 (box), 1/30/2004, 2/6/2004, 2/13/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra in my eyes was the 18.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Alex Stillwell. While most of it was centered on the photoshoots, it was nice seeing the cuties in a neutral setting for a change. The other extras were a series of trailers for shows like Double Impact 2, a short photogallery, a cum shot compilation, and spam. I wondered where the cardboard cover went this time but figure it wasn't much to give up considering there was more footage in the BTS feature.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, the porn industry standard for years, as it was originally shot. While a few scenes had some minor lighting issues that added grain and some slight video noise to the picture, overall it looked pretty good. The audio was more standard than the picture quality although by that I mean on the low end of the spectrum since there was no separation between the channels and limited dynamic range to speak of. The picture is more important than the sound but when each are great, it adds to the heat of the movie and Pat needs to work on his technical skills so they'll match his vision accordingly.

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Body of Review: I've been watching Pat Myne in front of the camera for years, always noting that he had the "Joe Average" appeal similar to Mark Wood and others. This allowed many fans to put themselves in his shoes as he fucked some of the hottest gals in porn. Recently, he retired from the business, settled down with a gorgeous hotty (Stormy!) and began concentrating on his directing career. With many solid hits such as The Ass Watcher, Assassin, Ass Brand New, Ass Slaves, Terrible Teens, Just My Ass Please, and Double Impact, Pat has become perhaps the best director Metro Interactive has to offer these days. While he's still improving the technical aspects of his movies, he has proven time and again that he has the eye for providing great sex with hot women that show a lot of chemistry. His latest offering is The Ass Watcher 2, carrying on a long tradition in porn of showing a voyeur checking out babes, who then screw like happy bunnies. If this sounds good to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Alicia, a robust blonde with a lot of curves to go with her sexually promiscuous attitude, started off the movie by walking around in a business outfit into a warehouse. Once there, she was magically transformed into a fetish outfit consisting of a fishnet top and stockings along with a tiny skirt and black boots. After she got settled in, she played with herself using fingers and toys to open herself up for Mark Davis and Brandon, both of whom waited for her as though they were about to get a slice of Heaven (and who can say they were wrong?). She gave them some solid oral; including both of them in her mouth at once, before allowing them to tap her vaginal and anal passages, including a DP. She rocked their world using toys and did more ATM than most guys probably care for. Those who have learned something about this British gal have probably figured out that she loves sex a lot and with a body built for comfort, not for speed, she can dish it out as well as anyone in the business. A dirty mouth and large gaping ability also helped her make a lasting impression and she ended this great scene with a bit of swallowing action. Whew!

Scene Two: Lanny, the little brunette hotty on the front DVD cover, was up next as she showed off her perfect ass for the camera outside. Other than her implants, she's perfect and I suspect she'll be warming up a lot of beds this winter by virtue of her increasingly plentiful scenes in the movies. Her partner was Ben and after the outdoor footage, she took care of his needs inside the house. Her oral was even more forceful than ever but it didn't last long enough to matter as she climbed aboard his penis to ride like the wind with him pumping away like a madman. Like the others in the movie, she did PTM (pussy to mouth) and ATM (ass to mouth) as though she truly enjoyed her own taste but it was the way she enjoyed the ride that impressed me the most. It ended with an anal creampie that she (grossly) farted out to finish the scene.

Scene Three: Pason, the very lean redhead with a pretty face, and curvy blonde Heather, were up next in this circus of stars. They did some lesbian licking and rubbing of one another in a small room on a couch before being joined by the massive Lee who looked hungry, real hungry, to sample their wares. Fans of spanking action will appreciate how much of that took place but the basics were well covered too as he drilled them both into oblivion. Heather did the better anal of the two but neither was a slouch when it came to aggressively screwing with him and there was plenty of taste testing too. It ended when he rubbed out a load and they swapped it for Heather to swallow. While not the best scene of the movie, it was certainly a good scene in terms of heat, passion and chemistry.

Scene Four: Venus, a brunette wearing a red body stocking that showed off her ample curves for the camera, reminded me why I like her as she played with herself before the fireplace. The gal has an ability to seduce a man just by wiggling around and the fingers stuffed inside her ass just proved she'd be willing to take anal like a champion. She worked with Mark Davis who didn't give her much of a chance to breathe as he gagged her with his penis and held her head as though she'd break away if given the chance (I never go that impression from her though). After a messy but solid blowjob, she rimmed him with her tongue deep in his ass before he took to planting her ass with his engorged dick. There was some ATM and he tested her limits a lot as she called for more before he ripped her ass with a huge creampie and gape. Those who like cum bubbles will like this scene more than I did but it had plenty of energy and chemistry for those who care.

Scene Five: Mandy, one of the world's best porn stars, wore a corset with fishnet stockings in the warehouse as she teased the camera. I know her moves worked for me but also for Benjamin, Chris, and Mark Wood; all of whom wanted to get a piece of her pie. I loved watching her ass (hence the title) on the swing but it wasn't until the guys came to service her (well, she serviced them too) that she strutted her stuff at maximum speed. There was lots of oral, plenty of vaginal and tons of anal with DPs to finish them off and they all seemed willing to jerk off onto her pussy and ass as a finish point. She did take one facially but it was a small load and she seemed ready for more once she drained them dry. In all, it was a good scene though not her best.

Summary: I thought The Ass Watcher 2 was an improvement over the first volume and worth an increase in the rating to Highly Recommended based on the attractive cast, the heated action, and the level of fuck for the buck. A few of the gals could've worked on their routine a bit but overall, each scene had plenty of replay value and my concerns were minimal. Pat Myne is advancing with almost every movie he makes and I hope he continues to improve given the way he's been able to turn Metro Interactive's fortunes around in recent months. The Ass Watcher 2 may not be the best Pat's made for the company but it was sure enough to drain me dry and I don't take that lightly.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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