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Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/8/04



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Cum Drenched Tits

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: William H. Nutsack

Cast: Katin, Tony T., Kyle Stone, Tiana Lynn, Brandon Irons, Pandora Dreams, Mr. Pete, Gia Paloma, Brian Surewood, Missy Monroe

Length: 120.5 minutes

Date of Production: 9/19/2004

Extra's: The best extra for most consumers is going to be the 26 minute long bonus scene (taken from Heavy Handfuls #4) that starred Alicia Rhodes and Brandon Irons. It was interesting in how it started outdoors in black & white but moved inside fairly quickly. She's a bit on the chunky side (being built for comfort, not for speed) but had a lot of fun with him, even with the anal sex. I liked the 10 minute long Behind the Scenes feature more than the bonus scene though (since the bonus scene wasn't filmed exclusively for this DVD, it had less worth for me). Admittedly, seeing a turd in a toilet bowl and some excrement come out during the anal of one of the scenes wasn't all that great but William's goofy dance was worth a laugh and the extra sex footage cool. There was also a set of trailers and a photogallery for those who like them.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, that most porn is shot these days. The picture had a fair amount of grain and video noise but the fleshtones weren't bad. Director Nutsack's movies are less known for technical excellence than the amount of fun they have so if you've seen any of his other recent works, you'll know what to expect here. The audio was presented in stereo English but the audio wasn't any better than usual for William; making it slightly below average with some of the moaning and groaning being hollow or at varying levels due to a weak mix. The music was silly but cute too with the title tune sounding like it was written by a few drunken guys that stayed up late one night. As a side note, this DVD didn't like being played on a computer (with two separate programs locking up during Gia's scene) but my home player had little problem when I watched it at regular speed.

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Body of Review: With all the porn on the market these days, it can be quite a chore trying to find something that appeals to you. If you've ever had this problem, I can sympathize since porn companies have long held the consumer in low regard; advertising things not in the actual movie (spending more on the cover than the movie itself by the looks of it). That's why reviews can help consumers make informed decisions and fans of anal gonzo will be pleased to know that William Nutsack's latest movie was true to its advertising by providing Cum Drenched Tits in every one of its five scenes. The basic formula here was that each scene was a vignette where the gal would tease the camera before masturbating and taking on various numbers of uncredited men who would do various sex acts until they ended it with a load (or several) to the gal's chests. I know that sounds somewhat generic in terms of descriptors but it'll save you a lot of time if you like seeing this kind of thing. Here's a look at the scenes by female cast and actions taking place during the fun:

Scene One: Katin, a average brunette with a bunch of tattoos, started off the show by frolicking on a beach and masturbating once she got inside, took care of Tony's needs by sucking his penis with a bit of extra energy. She's never been one to really impress me but I had to give her credit here since she was very much into the action. After the gagging action, the couple screwed like banshees (or at least how I envision banshees screwing), with some ATM after the slamming her ass took. Those looking for vaginal play will need to look elsewhere but anal fans will be super happy with her. After the sex, she was joined by two more guys (one was Kyle) and the three men jerked off loads to her face and chest. Her squirting wasn't as powerful as Tiana's but it was still pretty good (I still maintain it's pissing though).

Scene Two: Tiana, the blonde cutie on the front DVD cover, wore some blue jean short shorts and a white crop top while she played pool inside to start off her scene. Brandon joined her and the tease footage was actually warmer than the last scene. She gave him great head (I could see why she was on the front cover) and even "squirt" like a fire hose after the two boned for awhile. She was then joined by another guy (the men weren't credited at all) after rubbing Brandon's load onto her chest and the action began all over again. They screwed, rimmed one another, and sweated like crazy although this scene was vaginal only. Her energy level was very high, her level of passion great, and her vocals very loud for fans while taking the first two guys on but it ended when a couple more joined her for a dosing on her chest. Whew!

Scene Three: Pandora, another attractive (if slightly slutty) blonde, started out the next scene in a large bathtub, soaking her cares away as she showed off her great breasts and tan to full effect. Her ass was sweet too and it didn't take long before she had four guys ready to give her a bachelorette party in the tub. Pete was one of them and a few of the others looked vaguely familiar but names weren't important here as she took them all on with a zest reserved for few gals. She sucked and rubbed them as they offered their meat, giving some titty fucking as a bonus to them. There wasn't any actual screwing but fans of oral action with chest glazing finishes will enjoy her passion and energy here a lot.

Scene Four: Gia, one of the cuter gals to still merit a label of slut, started off the next scene with a lot of tease as she played with her ample breasts for the camera, licking and wetting them for her scene with a couple of guys (the point of view style employed by director Nutsack was pretty good overall). One of the guys was Brian and the other a heavily tattooed, bald loser (looking like he just got out of prison from a twenty year stretch) but each seemed willing and she didn't mind so I sure didn't. There was a lot of oral and a bunch of vaginal screwing with some rougher spanking to add spice to the action. She gave some titty fucking action too but her main strength, aside from her sweet lithe body, was her energy and vocalization during the scene. In short; she was hot! The scene ended with the usual pop shots to the chest and I wish I had known how hot she'd be when I hung out with her in January (I'd have taken more pictures at very least).

Scene Five: Missy, a bleached blonde wearing a great fishnet body stocking, was the final gal in the movie to strut her stuff during the tease sequence. In terms of sluttiness, she was the queen of the show and few could reasonably argue that point as she got ready for the scene. She took on a couple of guys with the hardest of the scenes in terms of action, taking a DP with relish, doing ATM and rimming as though she thoroughly enjoyed the action more than any of the others. Her chemistry levels were pretty good but the passion she gave the scene was extremely warm and no one will likely deny her sexual skill after this scene. It wasn't my favorite scene of the show but I won't deny that a lot of fans are going to really get into it. If you enjoy her look, you're not going to find a better scene with her any time soon.

Summary: Cum Drenched Tits will not be on the top ten list of anybody actually buying the movie but it sure had a lot of energy and passion for a release that will likely fly well under the radar of most people. The cast was good at what they did, had the appeal of the slutty women lovers, and managed to follow its advertised mantra to a "T". If you're a fan of the cast, you aren't likely to find them in anything else with as much to offer and the extras were pretty good too. I look forward to seeing what Mr. Nutsack has to offer in the future based on what I saw here although I hope some more polishing goes into those movies. Cum Drenched Tits is a good movie worth a rating of Recommended for those wanting the sex without the frills of plot or acting; with a host of women that appeared to enjoy what they did far more than most contract girls could ever dream of.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.


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