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Throat Yogurt 2

Studio: Platinum X Pictures » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 12/19/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online


Throat Yogurt is an adult title geared towards fans of blowjobs who love to see deep throating, aggressiveness and swallowing during the action. While I personally thought the scenes – at times – were a little too degrading toward the female talent, the movie is obviously aimed toward a specific porn viewing audience…and for that audience, Throat Yogurt is probably worth at least a rental.

The movie features 11 girls in 10 different scene – all of which basically contain blowjob action that concludes with the girls swallowing a mouthful of cum. Since the scenes are so similar in content, I've only pointed out some of the differences in the action below:

Alesha Bizart - Alesha is the box cover girl – and actually one of the least attractive performers on the DVD (at least for my tastes). She does a little pose early in her scene with a spoon…which will be used again at the end of the scene as the cum that misses her mouth is scooped up with the spoon so she can swallow it as well.

Britney Madison - A blonde with a very ample chest, Britney strips out of a black latex bra and panties before sucking a guy off and swallowing his load.

Brandi Lyons - This long-haired brunette has her hair pulled back in pigtails and sucks off John Strong in her scene. This is one of the more degrading segments – as John decides to write the words "Suck My Toy" (at least I think that's what it says) on her face.

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Ashley Long - A leggy blonde, Ashley is blindfolded at the beginning of her scene and actually fed some real yogurt before sucking off the guy.

Missy Monroe - A young blonde newcomer, Missy's scene is with Michael Stefano and is the only one on the title that features some actual penetration – as Michael gives it to her doggy style, during which Missy actually squirts.

Heather Gables - Another blonde, Heather is eating some yogurt outside when she is joined by John Strong. She puts some of the yogurt on his cock and sucks it off, and later gives him a rim job and even sucks on his toes for a bit (not exactly appealing action, in my opinion).

Ashley Haze - A cute redhead, Ashley's scene is the one that upset me the most as a porn reviewer – since the guy here writes "Slut Pig" on her body and "Cunt" on her forehead. Is this really necessary in porn?

Kami Andrews & Kayla Marie - In the only scene to feature two girls, Kami and Kayla get into a bit of lesbian play first, as Kayla puts some yogurt on Kami's chest to lick it off, and then Kami licks some off of Kayla's chest. John Strong then enters the action, and both girls take turns sucking him off – with John unloading his sperm into Kayla's mouth, who then cum swaps it into the mouth of Kami.

Ariana Jollee - Ariana is a brunette who gives a heavily-tattooed guy a blowjob outside on a porch bench. The action is fairly typical of most of the other scenes on this DVD – and there's nothing that really stands-out about Ariana's segment.

Olivia O'Lovely - The last scene features busty Latina Olivia O'Lovely in an indoors sequence with John Strong. Nothing particularly outstanding or notable about this segment, either.


The video is presented full-frame, and is just a little above average for what one would expect from a gonzo release – although not quite as sharp as I've seen in other Platinum X titles. The audio is in 2.0 Dolby, and is adequate enough, considering the content of this title.


Extras on the disc include a 9-mintue Photo Shoot, featuring nine of the eleven girls that are part of the main title. There's also a 14-minute Behind The Scenes featurette; six trailers; a slide show; and a cumshot recap – which allows you to see all the pop-shots of Throat Yogurt back to back.


Throat Yogurt is the latest in several gonzo releases I have seen this year that follow the disturbing trend of trying to degrade the girl in the scene without going over the line. While I love to see sloppy blowjobs and deep throating as much as the next porn fan – when it comes to labeling the girls by actually writing on their bodies or slapping them around (however mildly) – that's when porn stops becoming an arousal device, and stops becoming a turn-on.

However, since I do realize there's an audience for this kind of harder-edged porn, I'm still going to give this one a rental recommendation. Just be aware of what the tone for this release is before you go and pick it up.

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