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Catwoman Goes Naked

Studio: Cherry Boxxx » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 12/19/04

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Rick Davis
CAST: Jordan Haze, Monica Sweetheart, Lucy Tai, Sativa, Dawn Kelly, Sami
PRODUCTION DATE: August 4, 2004

The Main Event
I have to hand it to Cherry Boxxx. This is an interesting concept, though a little thin. Women wear Catwoman costumes, remove them and have sex. That they haven't been sued to hell and gone for using the name Catwoman is simply amazing.

This one might be the most ridiculous scene of the bunch thanks to a combination of bad acting and bizarre set-up. After Sami, in a Catwoman cat suit, shakes her cans at her guy and disappears, he goes in search of her, and finds her on a mountainside. Some difficulty with removing her outfit is annoying, but once she's naked, it's down to business for the two of them. After swapping oral, including an impressive standing 69, Sami goes for a ride on his rod. Because of the location, the cameraman is very limited, so there are less close-ups, and less variety of angles. As a result, the scene feels repetitive.

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[Sami | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial | Standing 69, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]

While her guy is on the phone, Monica walks in, wearing a Catwoman mask, and nothing else. He doesn't question it much, and starts kissing her right away, and right between her legs. This time, Catwoman keeps her mask on, which is pretty hot when she's sucking cock and licking sack. A rough ride is next, as he gets balls deep into her, before gtting on top to bang her from behind. The sex is hard and fast, but I don't know if it would be as sexy without the mask. Since it's on though, that doesn't really matter. Unfortunately, she takes it off before she takes her facial, but it might be hard to get cum off it.
[Monica Sweetheart | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Spoons, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]

Another mid-phone call appearance brings in exotic Sativa, mask and all, and once again, there are no arguments about her breaking and entering, since the dude's going to enter her pussy. After getting last licks, she gets first sucks, going down all the way on his cock and balls. Once he's prepped, she climbs on top, unmasked unfortunately, and gets fucked hard. A dark-haired beauty, Sativa makes plenty of eye-contact with the camera, which gives the scene a hot voyeur feel. I wish the banging had been a bit more intense to get her tits swaying more, but the scene was pretty good anyway.
[Sativa | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Facial | Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]

This guy wins the award for the worst porno acting ever, with his nuanced portrayal of a man in shock of seeing Jordan butt-ass naked in front of his house. Jordan's got killer breasts and long blonde hair, making her a dream fuck for most guys. The Catwoman mask just cinches the deal, especially when she's looking up giving a great BJ, right down to the base. Her efforts don't go unnoticed, as she gets a licking downtown in return. Tongue makes way for tool, as she gets banged missionary style on some patio furniture outside. Her jugs bounce with each jackhammer thrust, but not as much as they should. There's some nice variety to this scene, and some hot action.
[Jordan Haze | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Missionary, Doggie, Standing Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Another beautiful, big-titted blonde in a mask, another loser on a phone, another hot blowjob to start a scene. Some bonus tit-fucking is thrown in for good measure, but the BJ alone is quite enjoyable. It's Dawn's turn to enjoy herself when she gets some head and a thick cock in her pussy, in a couch bang that's energetic and hard. Taking control lets Dawn shine, as she rides rod nicely, giving the camera a clear view of the action. Her tits bounce and sway with each bump, making for a vision of loveliness.
[Dawn Kelly | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]

Just like Jordan, Lucy starts off naked on the street, but soon finds herself naked on her knees inside the house, giving a slick BJ. Sadly, she unmasks herself early in the act, making this just another sex scene. Once her man is lubed up, she gets on top and rides like a champ, showing the hip movement that separates a good fuck from a great one. Lucy's breasts aren't massive, but they have a good weight to them, making them move well while she's getting plowed. She's also got terrific straight black hair that makes her scene truly dynamic.
[Lucy Tai | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]


This disc looks very good, with proper skintones, and nice, clear details. With the exception of the first scene, the angles are chosen well to make sure that none of the action is missed. The audio is pretty weak, but not because of the DVD production. There's no music in these scenes, so all you hear are the moans and groans of the actors. The sounds of sex are recorded well, coming across quite clear.


Here's how bad the extras are: one of the extras is an option to play the movie. That's pretty bad. There's also a slide-show that moves way too fast, three text screens listing addresses, and an ad for some phone-sex lines. That's it.

Concluding Words

From a goofy concept, Cherry Boxxx has put together a pretty good DVD. There's nothing outstanding, but there are also no scenes you'll just flat out skip. If the costume idea had been played up a bit more, it would have been more fun, but as it is, the disc is pretty enjoyable. Unfortunately, it's all by itself on this DVD, without anything in the way of entertaining extras. Check it out, but make sure you rent it first before buying it.

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