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Tai Blow Job


Studio: Pleasure Productions » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 12/20/04



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Feature

Director: Master Buddy Bates

Cast: Jill Kelly, Inari Vachs, Bridgette Kerkove, Chandler, Allysin Chaynes, Mia Smiles, Julie Meadows, Mariah, Vivian Valentine, Chris Cannon, Dillion Day, Dave Hardman, Lexington Steele, John West, Steve Taylor, Keith Rivera

Length: 1 Hour 34 Mins

Production Date: 7/24/1999

Extras: Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The video is heavily compressed and it reflects upon the quality. The picture tends to have a heavy grain and looks a little rough (blocky picture). Also, the lighting work is poor, which leaves some detail hard to see. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds good. Overall, I don't think that the technical aspects hold up very well to current adult releases.

Body of Review: In porn years, Tai Blow Job is a dinosaur, but that doesn't mean it isn't a very good release. So what is it about? It is an adult adaptation of the once-popular fad of Billy Blanks and Tai Bo. In Tai Blow Job, Lexington Steel plays Willie Sacks, a man who had the idea to promote a self help video (and hands on instruction course) to teach women how to give blow jobs. Despite the approach that the story follows, there isn't a huge emphasis on cock sucking. In fact, I'd say that there isn't enough of it. Still, there are some very steamy scenes, ones that I find I still enjoy watching over and over again. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Bridgette Kerkove, Lexington Steele
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Spoon, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Bridgette
Bridgette (pre-boob job) is an attractive blonde plays a pool girl in this scene. She's here to clean Lex's pool, but she gets a little turned on when she sees him practicing martial arts. Of course, it only takes seconds for the pair to engage in sexual relations. They open with some oral sex. Bridgette goes right for Lex's cock. She gives him a decent blow job, nothing too exciting. Next Lex goes to town on Bridgette's pussy. Afterwards, Lex rails her in both vaginal and anal. The action wasn't extremely hot. In fact it came off a little dull.

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Scene 2: Allysin Chaines, Mariah, Chris Cannon
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Mariah & Allysin
Both Allysin and Mariah have similar figures. They are slim with flat chests and they both have a young appeal. We find them practicing their oral talents on Chris. The action opens with the girls sucking him off in turn. Not too long after Chris starts fucking the girls. The action is quite exciting, because the two cuties kiss, touch and play nicely together.

Scene 3: Julie Meadows, Steve Taylor
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Julie
This is a pretty hot scene with the lovely Julie Meadows. In this scene we find her in the kitchen practicing her oral talents on a dildo. The milk man shows up and Julie figures that it's a good time as ever to put the tai blow job to work. The action opens with Julie sucking him off. She puts a lot of energy into the act and it is really hot. Next Steve eats her out and makes Julie moan with pleasure. Milk also gets poured on Julie's pussy, which is pretty hot looking. The sex is just as hot. Julie looks absolutely stunning getting her pretty pussy spread wide open.

Scene 4: Inari Vachs, Mia Smiles, Chandler
Acts Included: Toys, Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: No
Inari
Mia & Chandler
These 3 girls are a little tired after a long day of practicing giving blow jobs. So they decide it's time to practice something else. The opening of the scene is pretty hot, but once the toys get thrown in the mix, I felt it cooled down. Anyways, we have 3 very attractive girls who all look very hot in fitness wear (sports bras and skin tight shorts). The action opens with some fun oral sex and later toys get thrown in the mix. The toy usage includes handheld dildos and a strap-on. The strap-on dildo part has 2 girls with the equipment dominating the other. Overall, I felt the toys killed the scene.

Scene 5: Viviane Valentine, John West, Steve Hardman
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Vivan
Viviane is a very hot babe. She has a cute face and a slim body. In this scene she's in bed with her husband John. She decides to show him what she has learned from Willie Sacks. Steve (the Butler) happens to be in the room at the time and Viviane decides to include him. The scene jumps right into action with a mix of oral sex, pussy eating, and sex. The action is quite hot as we go from one act to another. I personally really enjoyed watching Viviane get double stuffed (suck and fuck), as well the DP action was pretty damn hot.

Scene 6: Jill Kelly, Keith Rivera
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
head shot
body shot
This is the hottest scene in this feature. The scene opens with Jill Kelly removing her clothing. She's wearing a karate uniform with nothing underneath. Once she's completely nude, Keith Rivera goes down on her. There are some really great shots of the action and Jill fondling her big tits with ecstasy. Next Jill gives Keith Rivera a blow job. The act is alright, not too exciting. This was mainly because the camera did not include Jill's pretty eyes enough. Of course, there are some good close-ups of the dick sucking action. The sex is the most exciting part about this scene. Jill looks absolutely great bouncing on Keith Rivera's cock. I really loved watching this busty blonde's tits jiggle with each thrusting motion.

Concluding Words: I prefer my porn to be a little more hardcore than what most adult features has to offer. However, there are the occasional releases where the clean and straightforward action blows me away. Tai Blow Job happens to be one of those, as it's been one that over the past few years I've enjoyed watching time and time again. There are several very hot scenes (unfortunately a little too short). Despite that I really do enjoy this title, considering the poor technical qualities it really isn't worth it when compared to most current adult titles. However, if you can find it cheap, pick it up! Otherwise, it's definitely worth renting.



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