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Teen Cum Squad

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/30/04

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Teen Cum Squad

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Manuel Ferrara

Cast: Emily DaVinci, Tony Ribas, John Strong, Sativa Rose, Manuel Ferrara, Patricia Petite, Michael Stefano, Missy Monroe, Tyla Wynn, Chiquita Lopez (bonus scene only), "The Cum Shot Guys"

Length: 139.5 minutes

Date of Production: 7/20/2004 (box), 8/1/2004 (credits)

Extra's: For most fans, the 16.5 minute long bonus scene starring Chiquita Lopez and a horde of Manuel Ferrara's buddies will be the best extra since the sex was pretty strong and she was looking very cute. It was an oral only scene and she took a whole lot of semen to her face (coating it completely) although I'd have preferred her working their loads out by herself rather than see them jerk off onto her. Another solid extra was the 11 minutes of tease footage where each gal played for the camera (starting with Missy). I always like tease footage and this was good stuff. There was a decent 10.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed the gals getting ready as well as goofing off a bit. Lastly, there was a 6.5 minute long photoshoot and a photogallery for your pleasure.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Teen Cum Squad was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that most gonzo porn is shot in these days. The lighting was pretty solid, the colors accurate, the fleshtones decent, the grain minimal and the focus crisp so I suppose my biggest complaint was that some of the camera angles weren't optimal at making the gals look their best. Much of the reason why related to the point of view standpoint pushed here but I know a lot of fans enjoy that kind of thing (in small doses, I do too) so I won't fuss too much about it. The stereo English audio was simplistic and clear although the levels varied a bit more than I usually go for.

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Body of Review: Manuel Ferrara is one of those quiet, unassuming men in porn that you could watch without thinking he was on a work release program with his local prison system. I'm not a good judge of male attractiveness but friends tell me he's a hotty and the women he works with seem to like him just fine so I guess it was inevitable that he decided to become a director as well as a performer for Red Light District. His latest release is a cute movie called Teen Cum Squad. While I have my doubts about the actual age of some of the cast, I can't disagree with the "cum squad" part since each gal took a massive dosing of semen on her face at the end of the scene. Besides that, only one gal didn't do anal and her scene could be argued as being the hottest of the lot so without further ado, here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Emily, a redheaded gal that looked like a throwback to the punk rock 70's, started off the show by posing for Manuel by a tropical pond and waterfall. She was then magically transported to a couch indoors where she jerked off Tony and John while they rubbed her a bit too. Her oral skills were pretty energetic and she could take a penis in her ass (as well as pussy) as well as any of her youthful peers. The action then went to the DP stuff and she never stopped pumping back at their members (doing some taste testing too); making this a good opening scene. I've never found her that attractive but she did well here and the ending was the kind facial fans always appreciate; gobs of goo splattered all over it. I think they must've been on the Peter North diet having seen this one.

Scene Two: Sativa, is a recent favorite of mine with her long black hair, winning smile and sexual drive that'd shame many of her so-called peers. She had a few more minor blemishes this time but I think she was a good match for Manuel by the couch. She warmed up with him in her throat and I liked how she toyed with him a little more than usual before they screwed like crazy. I felt that she got off a few times and while she didn't do anal, she was great in the entire scene. It was cool watching him jerk her off to orgasm and the facial stuff would be icing on the cake for those who enjoy it (in a point of view style, several unknown guys jerked off onto her face). Whew!

Scene Three: Patricia, the lean cutie on the front DVD cover wearing the stripper outfit (enhanced in the scene with a neon green fishnet top and green plaid skirt), was up next as she teased the camera for Manuel. I thought she looked better in the scene than on the front cover with Michael and John seeming to agree with me given how they took care of her on a couch. I thought she looked a bit too cold and distant for my tastes but fans of younger gals will easily overlook that fact as she appeared moderately talented with her mouth and body. She did vaginal and anal with taste testing and some major DP action to boot. That she seemed to like it a bit rougher than average (they spanked her as they hammered away at her crotch and ass) might work better for some of you out there than it did for me. I didn't see much chemistry between them but the energy was high so I can't say she didn't give fans their money's worth in the scene.

Scene Four: Missy, a curvy bleached blonde that has been even more active of late than any of the other gals here, proved why she was invited to this little production. Even though I have mixed feelings about how she looks (something just doesn't quite work for me about her most of the time), the gal is an excellent sex performer. From her oral to her vaginal to her heated anal antics, Missy is one of the up and comers in the industry due in large part to the way she seems to enjoy every sex act thrown her way. I doubt there's anything too hardcore, too outlandish, or too intense for her to handle. The way Manuel jerked her off to a dripping wet finish early on in the scene proved my point but it didn't stop there either. After he popped off on her face, the squad dropped loads on her too and she was covered when they were done with her.

Scene Five: Tyla, a hotty that has come out of nowhere to move up the ranks of performers lately, had the final scene as she masturbated and teased on a set of stairs indoors. Her ass looked very inviting but so did the rest of her and I could see why Manuel took her for his own in the scene. The sex acts were similar to the other gals and while she wasn't as skilled as Missy, she definitely had a look I wanted to know better and her playfulness was at least as exciting for me. John joined them towards the end and she handled both of them with ease but I have to admit that she looked a bit rough (even before the massive facials) as they tore her up sexually with the vaginal, anal and DP stuff. She benefited from the cum squad's attention as they coated her too. It wasn't her best work but it was certainly worth repeated viewing.

Summary: Teen Cum Squad initially sounded to me like a rip-off exploitation title but it really wasn't given that there was a lot of cum involved, the gals were all at least close to their teens if not in them, and the same high standards for gonzo that Red Light District tends to have were all in full force here. I only really liked a couple of the gals here so I'm rating it a Rent It but fans of the various cum shot releases put out by the gonzo companies will probably find it easily worth a notch or two higher for that reason alone. There was a lot to like here but unless you're completely into facials, all the scenes ended in a kind of generic way and I like diversity in my gonzo porn as much as anyone. Check it out for yourselves though as it was a well made release.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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