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College Invasion Vol. 5

Studio: Shane's World » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 1/5/05

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

College Invasion vol. 5 returns to the good ol' USA after a quick Canadian excursion, visiting San Diego (a short car ride away from Porn Valley). All gonzo, but all Shane's World action follows: Fun and sometimes funny porn, but certainly not for the hardcore sex fiend.

Scene 1: Lisa Marie, Marco Duarte

After the usual Invasion party games, Christie and Marco just start going at it in the middle of the party, with everyone else cheering. I'm pretty sure that's a health code violation. If Marco's dick curved any more up, it'd look like a u-turn sign. Anyway, voyeurs will get a kick out of the public display, but the sex itself is nothing dynamic.

Scene 2: Randi Wright, some guys

Meanwhile, Randi Wright is reporting from South Padre Island. And by "reporting," I mean, "giving out handjobs to random guys." If you like handjobs, she's your girl, I guess, but it certainly get monotonus quickly.

Scene 3: Christe Lee, Mr. Pete

Backin San Diego, Christie and Pete sneak off somewhere on their own, which really shows poor party manners. Seventeen minutes of mediocrity follows, with the motions being gone through extensively.

Scene 4: Lisa Marie, Jayna Woods, some guys

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It's taken this long for any of the college guys at the college party to get any, but finally a couple of them hook up with Jayna and Lisa. But just as Lisa and Some Guy #1 start to get busy, the camera pans over to Jayna and Some Guy #2 starting up. Jayna jerks him off, with a little tongue play added, but we never see what happened to Lisa and #1. So, here's a list of possibilities: He came before they got too far along; she couldn't get him to, er, "liftoff" because of excessive alcohol consumption; she was fired from Shane's World midway through the shoot; the rapture came and they were the only pure people in the room.

As cute as Jayna is, and as game as Guy #2 is, a handjob scene is, at the end of the day, just a handjob scene.

Scene 5:Jayna, Scott

Back from San Diego, Jayna introduces us to her friend Scott, who has "something amazing about him." That amazing thing is that Scott managed to gain a dual degree in library science and law at the same time, all while working in a homeless shelter. Or, he has a 10" cock. I forget which one.

It's taken this long to get a proper sex scene, and at least it's not disappointing. Jayna is really into it, and at 21 minutes and damn near every porn position exhausted, length is not an issue. That was a horrible unintentional pun.

Scene 6:Randi Wright, Some Guys

More guys, more handjobs. By now, Randi's right hand likely needs penicillin.

Scene 7:Randi Wright, Some Guys

The difference between these hand jobs and the previous ones is...these are at night.

Scene 8:Randi Wright, Kris

Randi's returned from South Padre Island, so now she can get laid. And she does. Always enthusiastic, she tears into Kris like, well, a porn star who has gone days without a good lay. It's a very hot scene that later gets some added scenery as the couple moves outside to a balcony.

Scene 9:Sammie Rhodes, Nick

So, here's the question: Is this Sammie's debut? Rhodes and Nick claim that they called Shane's World to tape their sex for the first time. Meanwhile, Sammie is listed on IAFD with 25 films in 2004. So, either this is a professionally shot amateur home video or some fairly decent acting by the duo.

Either way, they are a great on-screen couple. Sammie is very cute, all natural and just seems fun. The scene is on the short side (around nine minutes), but still hot.

Video and Audio

College Invasion vol. 5 is shot in full frame digital video, likely by a Canon XL-1 and with the on-board camera microphone. The video is all that it needs to be, but the audio at times can be difficult to listen to. The party scenes are punctuated by high-pitched screams that peak and distort. Mute everything in those scenes, and the audio is otherwise acceptable.


There are 30 minutes of "Behind the Scenes" footage that add up to nothing much. The "Lost Footage," usually a bonus sex scene on these releases, is just more Randi Wright handjobs. There's also a photo gallery, cast bios and trailers.


The College Invasion series is truly "adult entertainment": It's hard to say that this is prime hardcore porn disc, but it's worth a viewing just for the energy and the fun everyone seems to be having.

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