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Big Black Wet Asses!


Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 1/6/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Thomas Zupko.
LENGTH: 2:14
CAST: Vanessa Blue, Sydney Capri, Persia, Lanay, Jada Fire, Marco, Joe, Brett Rockman & Sasha.
PRODUCTION: September 26, 2004


the Audio & Video

The video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video. The audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

A 15m 30s "Behind the Scenes" featurette that was mainly footage of Sydney & Lanay [the two girls I was less than impressed with], a Photo Gallery, Trailers for "Big Wet Asses! 3", "Cytherea Iz Squirtwoman", "Heavy Handfuls 4", "Big Wet Asses! 4", "Tails From the Toilet" and "Squirtwoman 2", a 20s "Website Info" spot and the mandatory phone sex ad [7m 4s].

the Fucking

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After asking us if we liked her "big, hot wet ass" a couple of times, Brett joins the festivity with some cooking oil [or some other similarly oily substance] and a water gun with a cock-head on the tip. He oils her ass down before fucking her with the tip of the water gun as he licks her asshole. Once her ass is sufficiently lubed, she crouches down to give his dick a messy sucking before bending over for doggystyle [first in her pussy, then in her ass]. She hops on top for anal reverse cowgirl before turning around for anal cowgirl followed by an anal spooning until he gives he gives her a weak shot.

This was my third encounter with Ms. Fire. She's a cutie with a nice, sexy ass and some lovely big areolas. However, there was a tad too much metal in her mouth. Which one would only notice if she were giving them a blowjob. Ah, to dream.

[Jada Fire & Brett Rockman | Toy, Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Spoon | Condoms: None | ]

When Sydney finally runs out of adjectives to describe her ass for the camera, Sasha shows up with a bottle of baby oil and starts spraying her with it. He sticks two latex covered fingers in her pussy and then pulls 'em out for her to taste. After licking her ass, he pulls out a purple toy and sticks it where his tongue was. After giving it to lick off, he hops up on the couch and offers her something to suck. Once she's done with some deep, deep throating [that gets his balls resting on her face] she bends over for some rough doggystyle followed by some brief anal doggystyle. There's some ATM before Syd sits down for anal cowgirl, both reverse and regular and some vertical anal missionary. More ATM and anal scissors is up next, until the scene ends with Sasha cumming on her face.

Sydney's a cutie and she has a nice, thick ass and some gorgeous eyes. However, her chest is slightly lacking for me and, like Jada, her mouth is full of metal. Sasha's is a brave, brave man to stick his dick in it.

[Sydney Capri & Sasha | Fingering, Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal, ATM, Facial, | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Vertical Missionary, Scissors | Condoms: No | ]

After showing us what her mama gave her, Persia is joined by Marco, who walks over and stick two latex covered fingers in her pussy before giving her a taste. Deja Vu? She remains bent over as he gets behind her to give her pussy and ass a licking before mounting her and hitting her with some anal doggystyle. After a little ATM, Persia gets on top for anal reverse cowgirl, during which, Marco gets rid of her pesky bra. Even more ATM is followed by anal cowgirl, during which Persia's ghetto booty practically swallows Marco's dick. This was a very hot position. After a sideways ass pounding, he shoots a shot into an open, waiting mouth.

Persia's another cutie with [surprise, surprise] a nice ass, sexy curly hair and killer thighs. While I wasn't feeling this scene as much as Jada's, once Persia got on top for the anal cowgirl action, my attention perked up [amongst other things] and I was captivated until the scene ended.

[Persia & Marco | Oral (F/M), ATM, Vaginal, Fingering, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Sideways[?] | Condoms: No | ]

Once Lanay finishes giving her ass a quick fingering, Joe walks over and buries his face [and tongue] in her ass. Lanay gives his dick a weak sucking before hopping on top for anal cowgirl. This wasn't as sexy as Persia's. Anal doggy is followed by anal reverse cowgirl and yet more anal doggystyle until Joe takes a WEAK shot on her face.

This scene was mercifully short. The sex was far from interesting, and after watching the "behind the scenes" feature, the reason is discovered - this was Lanay's first PRO scene. But, what's Joe's excuse?

[Lanay & Joe | Oral (M/F), Fingering, Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Vanessa plays with her ass until Marco walks over and lubes it up with olive oil and, as before, he sticks two latex covered fingers in her ass and offers 'em to her to lick and suck on. He also begins licking both her pussy and ass before turning her around so Nessa can give his dick a DEEP deep throating. Once she's done impressing us with her oral skills, Vanessa bends over for some doggystyle, both vaginal and anal, with some ATM thrown in for the hell of it. When the lengthy doggystyle is done, 'Nessa hops on top for some anal reverse cowgirl that gets her titties bouncing pretty good. After more brief ATM, we're treated to Vanessa's lovely, recently lubed ass boucing on Marco's dick cowgirl. After some sideways anal action, Vanessa takes a shot on her face to end the scene - and the disc.

I confess. I've liked Vanessa since i've first seen her. She's a cutie with long curly hair, a nice, plump ass that's complemented with a full set of lips and a set of tits that you could get lost in. Watching her fuck was the hottest thing on this disc and it was a great way to end it.

[Vanessa Blue & Marco | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial, Anal | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Sideways[?] | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

I'm a fan of big asses - White, Black and especially Latin. However, while these girls have some great "ghetto bootys", other than Jada, Vanessa and Persia's anal cowgirl, this disc didn't capture my attention that much. Thomas did a good job directing the disc, the action was well framed, and the quick cuts sustain the high energy level.

Even if the actresses don't. I'm sure less discriminating fans of black booty will enjoy this flick. However, quality notwithstanding, I would recommend that you Rent It.



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