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I Cream On Genie

Studio: Colossal Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/7/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

I Cream On Genie

Colossal Entertainment

Genre: Feature

Director: Dan Silver

Cast: Brittney Skye, Sasha, Shy Love, Dale DaBone, Jayna Oso, Sammie Rhodes, Magnum, Katie Morgan, Missy Monroe, Franco Del Toro, Lauren Phoenix, Kurt Lockwood

Length: 122 minutes

Date of Production: 10/7/2004 (box), 10/6/2004 (credits)

Extra's: I really enjoyed some parts of the 20.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. Granted, a bit of editing might've helped focus it somewhat more but this was a cool extra for me. There were also a few trailers and a photogallery but the entire DVD master looked kind of cheap if you know what I mean.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Cream On Genie was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was shot in. The colors were a bit weak in places and the lighting seemed to come and go like magic so the levels of grain and video noise were a lot worse than I prefer to see. I also saw some compression artifacts and the camera angles employed were often not what I'd care for; with a mix of too many close ups and offbeat angles that simply distracted from the limited heat of the scenes (making some of the gals look worse than usual). The audio was presented in a stereo mix that had limited separation and terrible dynamic range with many of the vocals being very hollow.

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Body of Review: Colossal Entertainment is one of those companies that has potential yet untapped in their releases on DVD. I liked their first movie more than a little so I figured I'd take a shot and check out I Cream On Genie, their latest DVD for sale. While reminiscent of an old Ginger Lynn title from the 1980's, the story here was weak and the sex scenes usually nothing to write home about (except for Lauren's scene at the end). In short, it fell into the category of a company cutting too many corners and suffering the consequences. If you're a fan of the cast, and I'm willing to bet a lot of you are, read the following breakdown of the scenes included here to see if you might like it more than I did:

Scene One: Brittney, the blonde on the front DVD cover, was up first in a magical scene with Sasha on a couch. I thought the harem outfit worked very nicely on her (it reminded me of what she wore at the 2004 AEE Show) and she showed her enthusiasm for working a cock in her mouth before they began to screw. The vaginal screwing wasn't her best work but I could watch her sitting down reading a book so the sex was a bonus for me. If the lighting had been better and the direction more compelling, I might've thought this to be a good scene for others.

Scene Two: Shy, the lean little brunette with the sexually aggressive attitude, worked with Dale on a comfy chair in the following scene. The oral by both of them was okay but her frantic pace as she rode him hard was exceptionally better than the last scene (and I like Brittney just fine). Dale's not my favorite meat puppet since he always seems a bit aloof, almost as if he's doing the gal a favor, but he did a good job here of letting her take charge until the very end. The scene, interestingly enough, had anal and if she wasn't cursed with implants, I'd have her on my short list of favorite gals to look for.

Scene Three: Jayna, a dark haired little cutie, Sammie, a blonde cutie that looked a lot like Joelean, and muscular Magnum, had the next scene on a couch. They attacked his meat and made him seem like a champion as they took turns licking him. They then screwed in a number of positions but the scene was uneven because much of the time, the gal not getting a cock in her pussy would back off and simply watch. This problem wasn't as bad towards the second half of the scene but it still left a bad taste in my mouth. For the most part, the scene was fairly generic in nature and as much as I liked the gals, the action wasn't all that great.

Scene Four: Katie, the hot little blonde, and Missy, her less attractive pal, had a scene with Voodoo's big brother, Franco, on a couch. I'll admit I preferred Katie before her implants but I wouldn't kick either gal out of bed unless they wanted to do it on my pool table. Like the other gals, the harem outfits accentuated their looks but they could've worn brown potato sacks and it wouldn't have bothered me (much). Oral and straight sex was the call of the day and I can see why Katie has built up such a following.

Scene Five: Lauren, the sexual highlight of the movie with her perfect ass and very cute face, had a scene with Kurt that included the harem outfit and went beyond any of the others in terms of heat and chemistry. Kurt is very capable and Lauren is one of the best performers in the jizz bizz so I hoped the scene wouldn't fall as flat as a few of the others here did. I was not disappointed and came to appreciate this rocking scene that lasted a long time. Whew!

Summary: I Cream On Genie was one of those disposable releases that so many of us have bought in the past. I'd rather be truthful than hose all of you; the movie mostly sucked and looked like too many corners were cut. With a bit more work, the other scenes might've looked more like the last one and that could've saved it from the pits of oblivion but check out Colossal's other movies if you'd like something made with more care. I'm going to rate this one as a Skip It although it did have a few bright moments worth looking at yet those might be better served in a future compilation than here.

For other, far greater choices in porn, check out: 2004's Top Porn List and 2003's Top Porn List.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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