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Killer Sex & Suicide Blondes

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 1/13/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Killer Sex And Suicide Blondes is a lot like Kill Bill but without the Japanese Yakuza influences and a lot of steamy hardcore sex in its place. The basic premise is that Julie Ann plays a woman whose husband is shoot to death by some hoods on their wedding night. In return, she becomes a seductive hit-woman who fucks her way to revenge one bad guy at a time.

Scene 1 –: Julia Ann gives a nice sloppy blowjob to Randy Spears in a smoky, dimly lit hotel room. After slobbering all over his prick for five minutes or so, she straddles his condom-covered member, clad in white old school lingerie, and rides him cowgirl style. They change positions a few times, until he gets too hot to handle and shoots his goop on her cute lil' belly. Not a bad scene. Nice lighting, decent performances. The sex is pretty standard stuff, nothing too kinky here, but it is well executed.

Scene 2 –:Kaylani Lai and Ice La Fox do a little loving lesbian style in a scene that builds nice and slow. Things start off with some casual foreplay, then the girls strip down, and then inevitably they go down as well. Plenty of close up shots make this one steamy, and the two gorgeous performers do seem to be having a good time licking away at each others slick vaginas. Ice even gets so into it at one point that she spits on Kaylani's creamy box, but makes amends by licking up the mess she made.

Scene 3 – :Brad Armstrong and Kaylani Lai get it on in a back office. He gets her wet with his fingers and his tongue as she encourages him to keep it going. Soon he suits up his John Thomas and plunges into her murky depths doggy style. They got at it for a spell until she hops up and rides him from above. He doesn't last much longer once she does that, the end. Another decent scene made above average by Ms. Lai's obvious enthusiasm for cock.

Scene 4 – : Julie Ann and Steven St. Croix go to fuck town when Julie gets herself all hot and bothered in the shower. He arrives just in time to munch her box, then the two head off to the bedroom where she gives him head. After that she's on him like a wet blanket, then they finish things up with some doggy style action until he pulls out and shoots on her back. This scene was just okay. Julie's fun to look at but this scene was quiet pedestrian.

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Scene 5 – : Jessica Drake and Even Stone fuck like rabbits on the staircase of an elaborate house. He warms her up and then she takes him in her mouth for an aggressive suck session. Then she hops up a few stairs and rubs her box into his face so he can lap her from just the right angle. From here it's into a sixty-nine, then it's cowgirl all the way home. This one builds nicely. They take their time with the foreplay and the oral in this scene is excellent.

Scene 6 – : Julie Ann and Randy Spears are hanging out outside when she decides he needs head. Considerate girl, that Julie. More girls should think like her. At any rate, she blows him silly, then he munches her muff until she wants it inside her. He straddles her alongside his car and pummels away at her pink bits only to shoot all over her at the end.



The widescreen 1.85.1 image is pretty stable for the most part but does exhibit some compression artifacts during a few of the darker scenes and has some softness throughout pretty much its entire running time. Thankfully, Raven has made sure that the movie was lit properly and that makes a lot of difference in this film as so much of it takes place in darker locations. Flesh tones are decent, and while the image lacks the detail you'd get if it were shot on film, for a video production this picture quality is quite decent.


The English Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround mix more or less puts everything up front in the mix and lets the rear channels handle background music and ambient noise. It's English language only without any closed captioning or subtitle options, but honestly, what would be the point of putting those on here anyway? In addition to the standard 5.1 track (which allows you the option of presetting the volume of the sex scenes ahead of time so as not to wake up the neighbors), there's a music and dialogue only track, a music only track, and a dialogue only track. Variety is the spice of life, I suppose. There are no problems with hiss or distortion of any kind and the musical score will hit your subwoofer fast and hard.


This disc is stacked, not only in terms of giant boobies, but in terms of extra features as well. Boobies and extras are a great combination, so let's see what all is hiding on this disc…

Off the main menu is the trailer for the feature itself, and once you select the extra features segment, you'll find a bonus sex scene with Julia Ann and Eric Masterson from Beautiful that runs about ten minutes. The two are decked out in fascist looking latex gear and they do various kinky things to each other until Eric jerks off all over Julia's shoes. All Access – The Making Of Killer Sex and Suicide Blondes is up next, it's a behind the scenes documentary that takes a look at how the shoot went down behind the camera. It clocks in at thirty-five minutes and is quite lengthy as it interviews cast and crewmembers and shows how some of the effects were done (those who think shooting porn is easy might do well to check this out for a different look). Up next are four deleted scenes that come with commentary from director Michael Raven. The first scene is a 'missing blow job' scene and it features Gemini going down on Giovanni. This scene runs roughly two and a half minutes. The second deleted scene is a shower scene were meant to have voice over laid over top, these clips clock in at a minute and a half. The other two deleted scenes have to do with the story, and going into detail on them would spoil things –however it is safe to say that sadly they do not contain any extra sex.

Up next are a still gallery, a production still gallery, star galleries for each of the girls in the movie, star stars for each of the girls in the movie, and a blooper reel that runs three and a half minutes and is only marginally amusing.

A Martial Arts Training reel is up following the galleries, it runs just under four minutes and features some fun footage of Julie Ann practicing the martial arts that she uses in the film. The 'Box Shoot' segment is two minutes of footage shot while the girls were posing for the box cover art. A Spotlight Interview With Julie Ann and Michael Raven runs almost seventeen minutes and features the director and star on camera discussing why they chose the project, and what they liked about it. Rounding out the supplements are a web link that takes you to the Wicked Pictures website where you can download the film's soundtrack, Wicked Video promo reels, some DVD-Rom features like games and a list of Wicked Award Winning Titles, some phone sex adds, the complete Wicked DVD catalogue and trailers for five other Wicked DVD releases.

Final Thoughts:

Great audio and video quality, combined with a ton of extra features make this an interesting release. The sex scenes are hot and the storyline is surprisingly decent, even if it did leave some room for improvement in terms of supporting character development (hey, this is porn, cut it some slack). Killer Sex And Suicide Blondes comes highly recommended.

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