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3-Legged Bitches


Studio: Exquisite » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 1/14/05



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

THE SEX

Following a new, but ongoing, trend in the adult industry, the first volume of 3-Legged Bitches teams up its she-males with girls instead of guys. But the result here is kind of mixed, since none of the performers (female or those "packing a little extra") are particularly attractive and none of the five scenes really standout.

The first scene shows Lana and Alissandra playing with each other on the bed...and I immediately took bets as to which one of these two was a tranny, and which one was a real, live girl. To my surprise (and perhaps other viewers as well), both turned out to be females, and the camera pulls back to reveal she-male Laryssa sitting on a nearby chair and jerking off to the two women. Laryssa gets my vote for the most un-passable of all the she-males on this video...with a body that is more obviously male than most males I know! She eventually joins both women on the bed, penetrates them both in several positions, and ends the scene by jerking her load onto both their faces.

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Scene Two brings us Ellen, a female who masturbates a bit with her fingers, and then for a little bit with a dildo. She teams up with tranny Milena, and during the course of the scene takes her cock in the reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary positions. The action ends with Milena shooting her cum onto Ellen's mouth and chin.

We get not one, but two redheaded trannies by the names of Alexia and Isabella in the third scene of 3-Legged Bitches. They join a girl named Juliana for a threesome during which each of the she-males takes turns fucking her. When they are ready to explode, both girls dump their cum onto Juliana's face.

The next to last scene brings us she-male Liza, who has short, dark hair and is the tranny featured most predominately on this title's box cover. Teaming with a female named Ruby, the two go at it reverse cowgirl, doggy, missionary and cowgirl ending the way all the scenes on this title end with another creamy facial.

The last scene brings back female performer Lana (perhaps the best looking babe on this disc) so she can team with a brunette tranny named Carol. Before the two team up, there's some mutual masturbation between the two as they watch each other across the room. They then join up for some missionary, reverse cowgirl, doggy and spoon ending with Carol squirting her jizz onto Lana's face.

VIDEO/AUDIO

Both the video and audio here are about standard for an adult release with nothing outstanding, yet nothing bad enough that it would take away from one's enjoyment of the title. One note though all the dialogue between the girls is in a language other than English (not sure what it was but I'm pretty sure it wasn't Spanish, either...perhaps German, or possibly Russian). You don't need to understand what the girls are saying to enjoy the action...but it doesn't help matters either.

THE EXTRAS

Extras are on the slim side offering only a chapter selection, a less-than-spectacular slide show, and some trailers for other releases by Exquisite.

BRIAN'S BOTTOM LINE

Even if you like the idea of watching she-males with girls instead of guys, there are other releases out there to catch before taking time to watch this one. At best, 3-Legged Bitches is only rental material. But considering the wealth of entertaining she-male movies hitting the market these days, I think it's safe to just skip this one.


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