Cast: Sammie Rhodes, Toni Ribas, Tyla Wynn, Sean Michaels, Brooke, Ben English, Anna Nikova, Brandon Iron, Lara Stevens, Steve Holmes
Length: 136.5 minutes
Date of Production: 7/29/2004 (box), 7/28/2004 (credits)
Extra's: Like many other Platinum X Picture releases, this one had plenty of solid extras, starting with a seven minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Juan Cuba showcasing the gals. There was a fairly decent bonus scene lasting slightly over twelve minutes long, a seven minute photo session of the gals posing, a cum shot recap from the scenes, 10.5 minute long session of tease footage, a photogallery, some trailers, a director's biography, a 2.5 minute long short with Anna smoking, and a double sided DVD cover.
Audio/Video Quality: Photographic Mammaries 3 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot on video. The picture was very crisp and clear with only minimal visual grain and no compression artifacts noticed. The fleshtones were accurate and I think the only caveat I had about the picture was that some of the lighting wasn't as good as the last two volumes. The stereo English audio was fairly basic too but I could hear all the moans and groans loudly enough so I'm not going to whim that it didn't have a huge audio budget to allow for perfect sound.
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Body of Review: While I wouldn't exactly call Brandon Iron a genius director, I have to admit that his edgy brand of gonzo porn has long proven itself to be what most fans enjoy; good looking gals, heated action, and just enough kink to satisfy all but the worst perverts out there. His latest release for Platinum X Pictures is Photographic Mammaries 3, a show about gals with large, natural breasts that love them played with almost as much as they loving playing with them to get their partner off. For the most part, the truth in advertising from the cover was met and I found the gals to be well versed in the art of milking a nut. If this is your type of thing, read the following brief description of the scenes by cast and action:
Scene One: Sammie, the cute covergal with 32D breasts and a nice smile, was up first with Toni in a scene on a chair beside some stairs. The scene could be endlessly described in terms of a virtual screenplay of sex acts if you'd like; it had oral by both, vaginal, her jerking him off with her feet, and spanking to name a few acts, but that really wouldn't tell you a whole lot about the value of the scene in terms of your hard earned money. Suffice it to say, her looks were only part of the package here and I think she was wet the moment she knew she'd be working with Toni. The chemistry was undeniable and the passion plentiful even if they took to the sex a bit slower than average at first. Her throaty moans helped the heat levels rise and the action on the floor was enough to make me look for carpet burns. Yum!
Scene Two: Tyla, a somewhat rougher looking gal with 32D breasts, showed why she has become a media favorite in recent months thanks to her scene with Sean on a bed. Without sounding too harsh, she looked a bit like she escaped from a trailer park here (I've seen a lot of her lately, usually looking better too) but I'm told the white trash look is in with a number of fans clamoring for gals giving the appearance of the slutty gal in school to warm their loins. Sean's no stranger to porn and he did a decent job with her, spanking and licking her to get her warmed up but I think her oral skills were top of the line compared to the others. She did some anal here but it wasn't all that great compared to other PXP releases although fans of ATM action may disagree. In all, it didn't have a lot of chemistry for me but I think the mechanical nature of the action was handled quite well.
Scene Three: Brooke, another cutie that has looked better elsewhere sported her all natural 34D's in a scene that started off with her photoshoot and a brief interview with Brandon. I think a bit more work on her look would have guys falling all over themselves to see more of her and I have to admit that a few pounds wouldn't hurt her either. Ben was the lucky guy this time and he paid a lot of attention to the lovely fun bags of hers, much like most straight men would like to do (admittedly, I'm speaking for a lot of guys here but let's face it, they'd be fun to play with). He also warmed her up by playing with her pussy and feeding her some pussy juice covered fingers before offering up his penis for her oral action. The two boned in a heated manner in several positions and I didn't miss the lack of anal one bit as she gave him a good ride.
Scene Four: Anna, a blonde with the largest breasts of the show, 34DD, was admittedly a bit on the chunky side but only slightly and her smile was well worth the price of admission if you like that kind of thing. Brandon couldn't resist playing with her tits and the small bed hardly seemed big enough for the four of them (the couple and the two breasts). I liked her enthusiasm even if her sexual skills needed a bit of work. Thankfully, Brandon's a talented guy and he nursed her through the scene like the seasoned profession he has been; giving his all as she sucked him off, gave him a titty fuck, and otherwise tended to his needs. She did some taste testing and the vaginal screwing wasn't bad at all. Her potential is great and I enjoyed the scene a lot; making me want to look for her in the future.
Scene Five: Lara, the sole brunette of the show this time, had 32C breasts (the smallest of the lot), some nice DSL's (dick sucking lips), and a sweet ass to offer up for Steve, dressed in a pimp-like purple suit. Her oral skills were also exceptionally hot and her energy levels as high as anyone else in the show throughout the action. That she also took anal like a champ sure didn't hurt the scene in terms of appeal to the masses but that's an individual choice (some of us like anal sex more than others). In any case, she did a lot of taste testing and the titty fuck was pleasing enough but I suspect fans will be made overnight by those of you who watch this scene. Whew!
Summary: Photographic Mammaries 3 is not going to set the world afire, nor is this 121st release by Platinum X Pictures going to convert those in the recently sworn in administration to change their minds about adult entertainment, but it was sure fun to watch in most cases since the gals had enough going for them to make the DVD worth your while. I'm going to rate this one as Recommended based on those factors as well as the great extras the DVD had going for it and fans of large, natural breasts will probably already know the score here; lots of fuck for the buck even if a bit shy of the level from Photographic Mammaries 2.
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