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Seymore Butts' The Wacky Adventures of Seymore & Shane 2

Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/25/05

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The Wacky Adventures of Seymore & Shane 2
Seymore & Shane Do Ireland
Seymore & Shane Meet Kathy Willets the Naughty Nymph

Pure Play Media/Seymore Butts' Home Movies

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Shane, Vanessa Chase, Seymore Butts, Kylie Ireland, Kathy Willets, Yvonne, Vince Vouyer, Nicole Lace, Missy, Amanda Adams, Nicole Lace, Alex Sanders, Mark Christopher, Herschel Savage, Kurt Lockwood, Jeff, Vicky Vette, various others in a compilation montage,

Length: 275 minutes

Date of Production: 9/1/2004 (compilation itself)

Extra's: The extras were limited to some trailers and spam only but considering the amount of footage you get on two discs, I can't complain too loudly.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture for both movies was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as expected since that was the original aspect ratio both were shot in. Sadly, gonzo footage from over ten years ago looks even worse than some of the crud put out this year and the list of problems was endless. There were a lot of problems related to the poor lighting, including grain, video noise, moiré, and a bunch of shadows that were probably as good as could be expected back then. I understand the limitations of older material and you should too if you want to see older movies, especially older gonzo movies. The audio was presented in monaural English although a stereo signal appeared which was likely due to the remastering of the DVD format. The audio varied as much as the visuals but it wasn't as crucial to the fun.

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Body of Review: Seymore Butts has had something of a renaissance in the last year or two as his new distributor, Pure Play Media, has tried to reinvent one of the leaders in gonzo porn from his heyday. Now that Seymore is going to use condoms in all his anal scenes and try to compete against the younger, fresher companies that have arisen from the ashes of failed companies, I suspect the old guy may not be able to find his work sells as well as it once did, cable show or no cable show. On the bright side, Seymore, back when he had Shane as his sidekick and partner, was pretty innovative and interesting for fans of the point of view style commonly referred to today as POV. As with Wacky Adventures 1, Seymore's latest compilation, The Wacky Adventures of Seymore & Shane 2, combines two previous releases, one centering on Kylie Ireland and the other on Kathy Willets (the gal known for her 15 seconds of fame as the hooker wife to a police officer); although they were edited into one another in a crude manner for some reason or another. If you never saw the releases and like Seymore's latest works, you could do a lot worse than this two disc set but it certainly had its share of flaws on the technical end as well as the performance end of the spectrum. If you're still interested, here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and action:

Scene One: Vanessa, the brunette in the background of the front DVD cover, began the real action of the movie by riding a Sybian in Seymore's living room. Shane had been masturbating in bed but the camera cut away from that before I'd call it a real scene and Vanessa was more interesting this time anyway. She did appear to get off and took Seymore over to the couch to blow him as repayment. It was a great blowjob but that wasn't the end of it; they went into the bathroom and he gave her some more action to finish nearly a half hour or fun. She blew him again and he boned her nicely using the mirror to show himself rather than just the usual point of view (POV) style shots he was known for.

Scene Two: Kylie, back when she was new to the business and had blonde hair and the same fit body she's always had, met Seymore and Shane in the food court of a large mall. They discussed the firehouse incident that was sweeping the national news and the next thing you know; they were in a parked car going at it. Shane took care of the camera this time while Kylie and Seymore had the fun but it was a great scene for both of them despite the limitations of filming in the back of a car in a public place. It was oral and vaginal only with a partial creampie but the energy and chemistry levels were as sweet as Kylie's fleshy ass. Yum!

Scene Three: Kathy, an aged stripper with more wrinkles than a crateful of raisins, was up next with Shane in a lesbian tryst. I'm not sure why but the movie tried to pass her off as Kylie (maybe in another twenty years or so but not then or now) but the action wasn't too bad. Eventually, Seymore joined in and she showed she had considerable sucking power as she blew him for which he reciprocated by hammering away at her granny box as if it were something special. In all, it wasn't a bad scene but the huge implants, her age, and the weak technical values of the scene limited it for me a whole lot. I wish the rest of the Kylie scenes were included here but that's life!

Scene Four: Kathy, Shane, and Seymore, went back at it in and around a local nightclub with a public display of affection most club goers would probably have loved to see take place. The action was oral on Seymore for the most part (and well done too) until he busted a nut on her face after a brief vaginal bang. It wasn't anything special and I think if it had been an oral only scene, I'd have liked it more.

Scene Five: Yvonne, the blonde Brit with a love of sex, and Vince were boning in bed as Seymore and Shane came home from the airport. The scenario was that Yvonne was responsible for picking them up and she blew it; preferring to screw Vince instead. Shane jumped in to get some measure of satisfaction and the three went at it orally, vaginally and anally but the scene was fairly short compared to most of Seymore's work. I thought Vince's pirate look (he had long, flowing hair here) was funny, especially given his closely cropped locks these days, but the gals looked to be having fun with him so who am I to judge?

Scene Six: Shane, in preparation to do a whole lot more, shaved herself in a large bathtub while Seymore watched her. She then moved onto to masturbating and diddled herself silly before he joined her in the tub. She gave him a great blowjob in the tub and the scene ended nicely.

Scene Seven: Shane, using a large back vibrator, masturbated even more while Seymore lent a finger or two. It wasn't anything special but it was kind of fun to watch as Shane has long proven herself as a viable performer with or without Seymore.

Scene Eight: Kathy, the old gal from the earlier scenes, was up again in a scene taking place in the men's room. Apparently, the scenes for the two features were edited around for some reason, making me better understand the lack of continuity of the compilation and this would've been the first of the second show.

Scene Nine: Kylie, looking really good again (big surprise, huh?), had a scene in her little dungeon that included a blindfold. Okay, Shane and Kylie were the focal points here and their fans should know the level of heat and chemistry was great here too. I wish the scenes were kept in some semblance of order but compilations are sometimes made that way. Yum!

Scene Ten: The final scene in the compilation was the orgy scene from Seymore & Shane Do Ireland that included almost the entire cast (everyone except Kylie herself). I've seen the scene a number of times elsewhere and it has some appeal but the technical issues bugged me enough to pass on it this time. The sex was as varied as the cast but Seymore's fans will understand what I mean when I say dipping too often in the well makes a scene get kind of old.

Summary: The Wacky Adventures of Seymore & Shane 2 was not up to the levels of fun set by Wacky Adventures 1, so I'm going to rate it as a Rent It, unless you're a huge Kylie Ireland fan like myself. For the most part, there was a lot of fuck for the buck here but unless you're into granny porn (the Kathy Willets scenes), half of it is going to make you want to pick up the remote control and jump past those parts. The price was right for a double disc set though so you'll have to decide what's important to you in regards to getting this one.

For much better choices in porn, check out: 2004's Top Porn List and 2003's Top Porn List.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of a couple of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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