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Snow Job

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 2/2/05

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Nicholas Steele.
LENGTH: 1:29
CAST:  Carmen Luvana, Steven St. Croix, August, Steve Drake, Cheyne Collins, Britney Sky, Eve Laurence.
PRODUCTION: April 9, 2004


the Audio & Video

The video was shot in an anamorphic 1.85:1 ratio and the picture was very sharp. The audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

"Behind the Scenes" featurette [33m 12s], Slideshow, Previews for "At Your Service", "Dinner Party 3" & "the Scandal", two bonus scenes and "Web" info.

the "Story"

A group of people gather in a secluded mountain retreat to remember one of their own and find out what was left in his last will and testament.

the Fucking

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August and Steve start stripping in a stairwell before she hops on a ledge and spreads her legs wide so Steve can dig in. After a lengthy licking, she kneels down to stuff his curved dick in her mouth. She throws one leg up on his shoulder for some standing scissors and brief PTM followed by reverse cowgirl. There's some brief deep missionary before Steve shoots a weak shot on her stomach.

I like August. I think she's pretty sexy, but this scene wasn't too hot. I'm not exactly sure what it was, I just know I wasn't feeling it.

[August & Steven St. Croix | Fingering, Oral (F/M), PTM, Vaginal | Scissors, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: None | ]

As his daughter [Eve], his finance [Carmen] and a friend [?] are reminiscing, we're treated to a flashback as we see Steve propose to the lovely Carmen in front of a fireplace. To seal the deal, he strips her down to give her pussy a licking before she takes a turn sucking his dick. She hops on top for cowgirl followed by doggystyle until he shoot a shot on her pussy.

Carmen is HOT. Watching her fuck is the very definition of HOT. So, why was this scene lukewarm? Was it due to the annoying way Nicholas' kept fading the scene from one shot to another? Was it Steve? Was it the lack of variety where the positions were concerned? Was I expecting too much? I think not. Well, at least the cumshot was sexy.

[Carmen Luvana & Steve Drake | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Later in the evening, after being awarded a trust to pay for psychiatric help from Steve, Britney reminisces about when they were married. Early one morning, Steve asks Brit if she's hungry. "More than you know" she replies while reaching for his dick. He lifts up her shirt and starts massaging her tits before lifting her up on the counter to finger and lick her pussy. When his pajama bottoms come off, he hops on the counter for a quick blowjob before bending her over for doggystyle. She gets on top for a sexy reverse cowgirl before taking a shot on her mouth and chest to end the scene.

Another two position scene with way too many close-ups during this scene. Brit wasn't that bad of a performer, but she's not really my type.

[Britney Sky & Steve Drake | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Fingering, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

After being told by her husband Cheyne that it's a good idea to take Steve's advice and seek professional help, she asks him if he wants a divorce. He tells her no and starts kissing her, eventually working his way down as he removes her panties to give her pussy a quick licking. She rewards his fancy tongue work with a pretty good blowjob before bending over so Cheyne can fuck her doggystyle as she uses a toy to stimulate her clit. The editing during this scene is confusing. During the closeups, you can see her holding up the purple vibe, however, various times when it's a wide shot, she's on all fours. Regardless, I think i'm the only one that might care about continuity. At the end of the scene, Brit's on her back with her legs open wide for missionary and still working her clit with the purple toy before Cheyne drops a load on her stomach.

Brit did much better in this scene than the previous one. Watching her bent over while stimulating herself was pretty hot. 

[Britney Sky & Cheyne Collins | Oral (M/F), Fingering, Vaginal, Toy Play,  | Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Late at night, Carmen and Steve's daughter, Eve, are in bed discussing what they plan on doing in the future. It's not until Carmen leans over to kiss Eve when the fun begins! After some lengthy spit swapping, Carmen gets busy on Eve's luscious boobs before heading between Eve's legs to give her pussy a licking. Following this, Eve turns around, gets on her knees and sticks her ass in the air so Carmen can slide a dildo inside while licking Eve's ass. Later, it's Carmen's turn as Eve fucks her with the dildo while Carmen plays with herself. Unfortunately, it ends shortly afterwards.

This scene was too, too hot. However, it was not as scalding as it should've been. Both Carmen and Eve can [and have] pushed my buttons before, but this scene pushed all but two this time. Which left me slightly disappointed.

[Carmen Luvana & Eve Laurence | Oral (F), Toy Play | ]

During a hike with Steve, Eve finally admits that she's had feelings for him. Turns out, the feeling is mutual! Who'da thunk it?? Eve declares the air to be "cleared" and starts kissing Steve until he lifts her sweater up and starts kissing those fantabulous tits of hers. Eve crouches down and does some kissing and sucking of her own before bending over for doggystyle. Steve continues hammering away until she gets on her back for some deep missionary followed by a weak shot on her stomach.

Watching Eve contort her thick, sexy body was pretty stimulating. But, much like the location of this scene, the chemistry between the cold was pretty cold and non-existent.

[Eve Laurence & Steven St. Croix | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Doggystyle, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

Well, they sure got the title right. After watching this disc, I felt like I was the victim of a "Snow Job". While the audio and picture quality was fantastic and the actresses assembled were extremely arousing, there did not just seem to be any chemistry whatsoever. Also, I didn't care for much of Nicholas' directing. The majority of the shots were close-ups or fades and I felt he did a bad job framing the action. As much as it pains me to say, i'm going to give this one a Rent It.

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