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ProfessiAnals 5, The

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 2/7/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Who are The Professianals? They're a group of chicks that like things stuck up their asses, apparently. The cover of the case states quite boldly that 'no ass amateurs are allowed' so obviously, with that in mind, it should go without saying that these girls are all skilled professionals. Hence the clever title. Here's what you get for your hard earned cash should you decide to give Larry Flynt some of your money for this fine, fine DVD…

Chapter 1 – Claudia Rossi: She starts things off by administering a fine blowjob to her good friend, who seems pretty pleased with the results judging by his odd facial expressions. He eats her out next to get her warmed up, then she proceeds to mount him and ride him reverse cowgirl style for a few minutes. Once that's over with, it's time for (as the DVD case states) some 'pooper plugging' (sorry but I thought that was funny, and if you say it out loud you'll probably agree with me). He fucks her from behind up the behind for a good long while and then pulls out so she can suck him to a big messy f finish. Claudia's a nice looking girl, but she could have put more effort into the big finish. She looked kind of tired towards the end there, and maybe she was, but when you're watching this kind of stuff you want the girl to really remain into it until it's over, don't you? She sure is cute though.

Chapter 2 – Yvonne And Elen Saint: Ah yeah, blonde on blonde. The scene starts off with the two fine ladies at a table. Two dudes walk in, and the girls start messing around with them and with each other, handing out blowjobs like they're going out of style. Soon the boys have got the girls on top of the table for some pretty standard missionary style sex. This leads way to more pooper plugging, and then to a double penetration scene for Yvonne while Elen flicks her tongue around in all the right places doing her best to encourage things. It all ends with each of the boys getting head from one of the girls, which brings to a close a pretty solid scene. The girls are both hot stuff and they're obviously into each other as much as the guys, and it always warms my heart to see that.

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Chapter 3 – Angel Dark: Love me some redheads, I do. Especially when they're into dirty sex. Angel starts the show by sucking her friends bone while he lets his fingers do the walking in her fur. She's into that enough that she sucks him off a little while longer until it's time to lie back on the couch for him to fuck her from on top. A few position and angels later and it's obviously pooper plugging time, so they move over to the bed where she rides him reverse cowgirl style for a few hot and heavy minutes. She turns over and lets him fuck her ass doggy style, and then he pulls out and goops into her mouth. The end. This scene worked. She's got a talent for giving head and a fantastic body on her, with curves in just the right places and a fine, fine set of boobies that you'd just love to lay your hat on.

Chapter 4 – Cristina Belle And Claudia Ferrari: Cristina Bella is fast becoming a personal favorite. She's way too easy on the eyes and a decent performer to boot. Claudia Ferrari is no slouch in the looks department either, and this scene that finds the two of them teaming up on some lucky suit. They work his dick with their mouths, swapping it back and fourth for awhile, and then they take turns riding him while he stands up, letting the other tongue the fun spot for the duration. He taps them both from a few different angles; always making sure that the other girl has got a dick or breast to play with while she waits her turn. Cristina takes it in the ass first, and then it's the lovely Ms. Ferarri's turn for pooper plugging. He switches back and forth between assholes for a while, and then when he can't take anymore (and I've got to give the guy credit, cause I'd last maybe two minutes tops) he pulls out and shoots goop all over the two lassies faces.

Chapter 5 – Sarah: Sarah lets her man start the fun by going down on her while she lays back on the couch. It's not too long before she puts his dick in her mouth for more of the same, and it all of course leads up to fuck time. She gets on all fours for him to hammer away from behind for a few minutes, then lies on her back for a nice relaxing missionary session. Once she's got her strength back he decides it's pooper plugging time, and she's back on top of him reverse cowgirl style so that the camera can capture every last detail in full on close up. He gets all worked up, she pulls off of him, and he goops in her face.



Because of the sheer volume of material crammed onto this disc (there are a lot of extra features), there is some compression evident throughout the feature. The black levels dance around a little bit and aren't quite as stable as they should be. There are also a few scenes that weren't lit so well and they come out looking just a bit too dark. Those are the only issues though – the colors and skin tones look pretty natural and the bulk of the footage is shot and lit well enough that there aren't any problems watching the butt banging battles.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 sound mix is in English and is pretty standard stuff, no better, no worse. Dialogue, what little there is, comes through clear enough and there I didn't notice any problems as far as synching or levels are concerned. It's hardly an Earth shattering mix of the utmost quality, but it serves the film just fine.


There are quite a few extra features on this release. First on the menu is a behind the scenes look at the production that contains footage of the girls getting their make up done and their hair done and, well, that's more or less it. Unless you're into hair and make up, don't bother with this one. It runs just shy of four minutes and that's all it contains. After that we're treated to a bonus scene with Sarah and Denis Marti that involves a giant gelatinous dildo. Sarah stripes down to her birthday suit, mounts the aforementioned dildo, and rides it from all manner of angles. Dennis shows up, puts his cock in her mouth, and then fucks her in the ass from three different angles. There's a whole lot of gaping in this scene, as she finishes him off with her mouth.

Moving right along, we find a photo shoot feature that features footage of all of the performers on set posing for still photos while in action. This is a lengthy segment, clocking in at twenty-eight minutes. Video interviews are provided with each of the girls, for a combined running total of seventeen minutes as they discuss their love for sex and ass play in general.

The best of the extra features is the 'masturbations' section in which each of the girls from the feature give a brief little solo show. Sometimes the girls help each other out, so this is just as much a lipstick lesbian section as it is a masturbation section, but either way, it's a win-win with this twenty two minute segment.

Rounding out the extra features are a slide show of two dozen images, trailers for Barely Legal 47, Busty Beauties II, Circle Of Deceit P.I., Girl + Girl 7, Ghetto Booty II and Barely Legal All-stars Vol. 1, as well as some phone sex ads and a pair of website links. The menu not only includes scene selection but star selection as well, allowing you to either choose a complete scene or skip to your favorite part of your favorite scene.

Final Thoughts:

Well, the video quality isn't so hot but the girls look great and enjoy what they're doing. The lesbian action was actually hotter than the anal action on this DVD, but neither one is a slouch in the hotness department. Hustler has loaded up the disc with extra features and even if the disc did take a punch to the balls in the video department, if 'pooper plugging' is your thing, you can't go wrong with The Professianals No. 5.

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