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Euro Angels Hardball 25

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/18/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Euro Angels Hardball 25

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo, Foreign

Director: Christoph Clark

Cast: Pamela, Jean Yves LeCastel, Robert Rosenberg, Roly Reeves, Lucy Anne, Greg Centauro, Ian Scott, Trinity, Franco Roccaforte, Lucie, Nick Lang

Length: 169.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/3/2004

Extra's: Evil Angel releases are world renowned for their extras these days, having included lots of extra footage, bonus scenes, and a bunch of other value adding materials over the years but this time, you'll just have to accept that the length of the feature was enough since the extras blew goats. There was slightly over two minutes of extra sex footage, a couple of filmographies, a photogallery, a biography for Christoph Clark and a cum shot compilation. Thankfully, the movie had nearly three hours of footage to enjoy (did you like how I downplayed it until that last bit?).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Euro Angels Hardball 25 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by Christoph Clark. I thought that the colors were more accurate than previous volumes, the camera work about the same, and the overall composition of the shots better (maybe because Christoph was working behind the camera this time). In any case, there was some grain and the lighting wasn't perfect but other than a few compression artifacts and bits of video noise, it was nicely done. The stereo audio was presented about the same as always with some background noise present, some variation of the vocals that was distracting and otherwise much like earlier editions in the series.

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Body of Review: Christop Clark is kind of the foreign wildcard of the Evil Angel directing stable these days since he has long been in the industry on both sides of the camera and shown the kind of vision for heat that John "Buttman" Stagliano searches out for his employees. Today's review is of Euro Angels Hardball 25, much like Volume 23 in terms of the types of attractive women and hardcore forms of circus act sex taking place. Fans have long been able to go to Christoph when they wanted to see some premium European pussy on display and the sexual skill of the cast was evident from the moment they stepped into the spotlight of their scenes. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast, action, and general heat levels but keep in mind that fans of no holds barred porn watch Christoph's Evil Angel releases for a reason:

Scene One: Pamela, a slutty looking bleach blonde dressed up in fetish attire, began the movie by sucking on a large (and I do mean LARGE!) dildo in the machine shop located in a garage. Christoph guided her through the scene a little and thankfully failed to mention the sirens in the background as the kinky gal warmed up for the sex. After some tease and masturbation that lasted a good, long while, she was joined by Jean, Robert, and Roly for the scene on a mattress. There was spanking, oral, vaginal, and lots of anal pounding going on throughout the scene with her nearly completing a fisting sequence too (her thumb was also in her ass and a cock joined the five digits although she didn't stick them in all the way). The DP's gave way to DAP (double anal penetration), and she seemed to enjoy sucking them off after entering her holes so circus act sex fans will appreciate it a lot. There was a lot of energy during the majority of the scene and while I didn't detect a lot of chemistry, she was very skilled at milking their loads.

Scene Two: Lucy, another bleach blonde with a kicking body, began the second scene wearing a black & white checkered body stocking while teasing Greg and Ian in a weirdly painted room. Her ass looked hot in the outfit and her actions were at least as talented as Pamela. The oral looked exceptionally good, the vaginal appeared to please her and the anal with DP proved no problem for this young lass. I thought she was cuter than Pamela but managed to maintain the slutty look Christoph shoots for just fine. What set this scene apart was her sheer playfulness during the action; she never let up, and her dirty talk that coaxed the men to tap that ass even harder. For the most part, I could see where men would pay for her services but she never seemed to be watching the clock so it had that added something extra fans might appreciate as much as I did.

Scene Three: Trinity, the blonde on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, wearing the PVC fetish outfit and bit, was up next as she showed her equestrienne leanings for Franco and Jean in a stable. If this had been made for a European audience, I'm sure the horses would've been let loose on her (not my thing) but Franco was nearly as large as one so the difference was minor. In any case, he dominated her and she did everything he demanded of her, including oral, vaginal and anal with a DP. It ended with gobs of goo shot at her face and while she sometimes appeared a bit timid towards the sexual depravity going on here, she participated fully and energetically throughout the scene. Fans might enjoy that her hang time (of her gape) was probably the best of the bunch although I didn't feel the need to time it (I take requests and it's been a long time since someone asked me to do that).

Scene Four: Lucie, the brunette on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, reminded me a bit of Julie Meadows in terms of her facial structure but the similarities ended there as this little foreign hotty had an all natural body and willingness to do more than was asked for at each step of the scene. The scene this time revolved around a medical office but that was just a flimsy pretense for the hardcore action between her, Jean, and Nick. Her oral was the best of the gals in the movie and she appeared to be attempting to suck their balls through their penises the way she went at them. The vaginal was okay but limited and the anal was where she took off like a banshee; taking all they had to offer and ask for more. They literally ripped her up by the looks of it and I'd be surprised if she walked for a week after the scene was made. If you want DP action, look elsewhere but her anal was top notch in all ways.

Summary: Euro Angels Hardball 25 had a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck, clocking in at nearly three hours. The extras weren't as solid but considering the length of the feature itself, that's a small gripe on my part. I'm going to rate this one Recommended for my tastes but fans of Christoph will know he didn't let them down and gave them exactly what he promises in terms of heat, energy, and cast quality. I heard bad things about volume 24 (but can't confirm since I never saw it myself) so I'm glad that those suggesting Christoph was in decline were (once again) wrong. For fans of slutty women, this will also be a bonanza of banging so check it out if that's what you're looking for.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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