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Elastic Assholes #2

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/22/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Elastic Assholes 2: Director's Edition

Red Light District

Genre: Anal

Director: Mike John

Cast: Missy Monroe, Manuel Ferrara, Nikki Sinn, Steve Holmes, Robert Rosenberg, Erik Everhard, Kat, John Strong, Dave Hardman, Jon Dough, Jessica Fiorentino, Franco Roccaforte, Katin, Michael Stefano, Haley Paige

Length: 139.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/19/2004 (box), 7/28/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra would be the 31.5 minute long bonus scene between Haley and Manuel on a couch. It was a well done scene with plenty of heat and energy; making it a great extra to enjoy. There was also a decent 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that spent more time on the crew than I can recall one doing in just about forever. Lastly, there was a photogallery for fans.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Elastic Assholes 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot for DVD. The colors were solid, the flesh tones accurate, and the lighting almost always very good or better, making the picture look well done. The composition of the picture was generally well done with a fair amount of POV as well as a lot of medium shots interspersed with close ups. I didn't see any compression artifacts or video noise and the overall visual qualities were solid. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but the amount of separation and dynamic range was minimal; thankfully, the vocals were clearly understood.

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Body of Review: Red Light District is one of the few gonzo companies to increase market share over the last couple of years due to the amazing amount of fuck for the buck they offer at a bargain rate completely at odds with their general quality level (usually, the crappy stuff is cheap, not the good stuff). As they continue to offer fans exactly what the market will bear, Red Light District's directors have strived to provide some truly hardcore sex for the raincoater crowd. Such was the case with their latest release, Elastic Assholes 2: Director's Edition by famed porn director, Mike John. Now I never saw the initial release of the series but I'm sure volume two cleared up all those nagging plot points from the first release. That said, if you want to see a host of hot asses get plundered, poked, prodded and hammered until they gaped like crazy, you've come to the right place. Here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and actions, noting all scenes had a lot of anal with ATM and no condoms:

Scene One: Missy, the well known blonde anal queen with nice curves, was up first as she teased the camera on the bed while wearing a stripper military bikini. The gal was not one of my first choices for performers until recently since she proved her sexual skills to my satisfaction. She continued to tease and masturbate, using an anal plug on her ass to stretch it out before Manuel took over to assist. Needless to say, her dirty mouth and active participation in the scene made the action very heated with some nice chemistry between them. The sex was primarily oral and anal (with lots of ATM) and the toy was used for a technical DAP before the pop shot. Whew!

Scene Two: Nikki, a very attractive blonde with a lean body and beautiful face, posed for Mike's camera next. She had some blemishes on her nice ass but I doubt most men would care given her overall package. After a bit pf tease, she took a cock right in her ass as she was surrounded by three porn studs; Erik, Steve and Robert. She then gave them each some oral attention and the reciprocated by screwing her in a variety of ways, usually including DPs while blowing the third wheel. She was less energetic than I'd have liked, allowing the men to do the work, but I think fans of circus act sex will enjoy the scene just the same. They ended the scene by rubbing out loads into her mouth and onto her face.

Scene Three: Kat, one of those skinny Asian gals with bleached hair and braces, was up next in a scene, after playing with herself on a couch. She used a large butt plug and jammed it in (tasting it later) to get ready for the ensuing action. John, then Dave were her initial partners and the two did the oral with anal action, including lots of ATM. To be fair, she's not my type and the action appeared to be mechanical but she never shied from his small penis; even eating his load out of her ass when he left one there. The action then continued when Jon joined the equation and Dave left out the backdoor. It resumed the oral and anal with slightly more energy and chemistry; ending the scene nicely.

Scene Four: Jessica, a gal with what amounted to a perfect ass was up next and she didn't spend much time teasing the camera since she was approached by three studly meat puppets; Franco, Steve and Erik while on the couch. The sex went back to the formulaic oral with anal, ATM, and the DP action was pretty heated as she sucked off the third. I've seen her a number of times in the past and thought this was one of her better scenes (no small feat that either). In all, the dirty talk assisted her ability to milk a nut and fans of gapes will appreciate that hers was rather large (all the gals gaped but some gapes look better than others).

Scene Five: Katin, the hotty on the front DVD cover with long brunette hair and a sweet ass, looked very good as she followed orders and prepared for her scene. I've seen her before and knew what to expect so it came as no surprise that Michael stuck his face in her ass the first chance he got. He then stuck all four fingers in her ass before having her clean them in her mouth. He cleaned her colon some more as she readied an anal plug (inserting it quickly) for more play. They screwed both vaginally and anally a whole lot before he popped in her waiting mouth (swallowing like no other) and the movie ended on a high note.

Summary: Elastic Assholes 2 was easily worth the rating of Recommended due to the sweet cast, the amount of solid fuck for the buck and the technical prowess shown by director Mike John. With great extras and a lot of energy, the only thing holding the DVD back was a few softer spots in the scenes by gals that you may enjoy watching more than I did. In any case, There's a reason why RLD has taken the center stage in the field of gonzo and Mike John is part of it; providing lots of quality, quantity, and a cast that knows what they're doing.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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