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No Cum Dodging Allowed #4

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 2/27/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

No Cum Dodging Allowed #4: Director's Cut

Red Light District

Genre: Gonzo, Swallowing

Director: Mike John

Cast: Melissa Lauren, Rayveness, Chiquita Lopez, Katin, Tyla Wynn, Jon Dough, Michael Stefano, Erik Everhard, John Strong, Brian Surewood, Jake Malone, Brad Baldwin, Mark Zane, Marco Duato, Marcos, Juan Cuba, Tone Capone, Lefty, Glue Gunn, Brian Pumper, T. Reel (and perhaps a couple of others uncredited)

Length: 181 minutes

Date of Production: 9/8/2004

Extra's: Red Light District is known for having great extras on their jam packed DVDs but this was one exception. All that was included was 3.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage, a photogallery and a cum shot recap but consider the length of the actual movie and this appears less a problem (how many other gonzos, even in this day and age, include as much sex footage?).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: No Cum Dodging Allowed 4 was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is made these days. For the most part, it looked clear with minimal grain and video noise but there were a number of shadows due to lower lighting than previous efforts. The fleshtones looked accurate and there were few compression artifacts, an impressive feat considering the amount of footage put on this DVD. The audio was presented in the usual stereo English but aside from the often hollow vocals, there wasn't much to critique here.

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Body of Review: Oral themed movies are growing in number these days probably as much due to the way every man, regardless of sexual preference, likes getting head. This leads to the next logical step; the swallowing movie, which has the recipient of the semen actually swallow it. While many such releases have hit the market, only two are considered far and wide to be contenders for top oral, Feeding Frenzy and No Cum Dodging Allowed, released by the top two gonzo companies on the market, Evil Angel and Red Light District (respectively). Each has won numerous awards and drawn critical praise, not because they did much more than other releases but in the way they conveyed a large amount of energy to go with the value. The latest release of this genre is No Cum Dodging Allowed #4: Director's Cut and it included all the usual suspects (in terms of donors) as well as a solid female cast. Here's a look at the DVD's scenes:

Scene One: Melissa, a lean blonde with a growing fan base, began the show with a scenario revolving around her on a psychiatrists couch, trying to learn to swallow male ejaculate. After being hypnotized, she learned the pleasure of oral and swallowing, followed by a whole lot of practice. It started off with six guys in a circle around her, each getting some oral loving before she swallowed all their loads with ease. She then went on to get hammered by Brian Surewood, Erik and John; who too her pussy, ass and mouth as their private play toys with lots of PTM, ATM and DP action. The energy levels here were as solid as I've ever seen her so fans will want to catch this scene but even those who aren't yet fans should enjoy it too.

Scene Two: Rayveness, the brunette on the front DVD cover, has been in porn for a long time but doesn't usually show it as she continually reinvents herself on a regular basis. While she doesn't appear (on the surface at least) to have the traditional porn performer look, once the action begins, she's great! She followed the basic formula here, going down on a circle of guys before swallowing all they had to offer, and then had a more circus act sex follow up; proving once again why she has been able to keep fans happy over the last ten or so years. In short, the gal was a dynamo here; from the brandy sifter of cum to the ATM flavored action of the gonzo action (foregoing DPs though), earning the cover she graced by providing the kind of chemistry most "flavor of the month" types would envy.

Scene Three: Chiquita, a young brunette Latina with a lean, healthy body, was up next when Mike and Juan had difficulties finding a gal to swallow. She was an ice cream vendor rolling her cart past Juan who picked her up and she gave a demonstration in the office while waiting for the crew to orally ravage her. Her energy levels weren't as high as the previous two gals but she definitely had the right idea as she went down on the masses for fun (and profit!). I liked her tease footage here (a lot) but it didn't last long enough and she then took on her next batch of guys. She did it all this time, including a powerful DP with Erik and Brian Surewood, although she seemed distant at times (which I found disconcerting).

Scene Four: Katin, a more domestically flavored brunette that reminded me of many house strippers I've come across in local clubs, started off the next scene by climbing a mountain when she had car problems. Mike was enjoying Mother Nature at a hilly retreat with his buddies and they all came to her rescue (literally) but offering her their own personal fountains of youth. She took to them like they were truly saving her life and gave some decent head. They unloaded directly into her mouth and she did swallow nicely enough but I thought her forte was the actual sex (I've long held that oral alone isn't truly sex, much like a former President) with Jon Dough, Erik and Brian Surewood inside on a couch. The scene included oral, vaginal, anal and a DP (with all the usual taste testing); each with a good amount of energy and chemistry.

Scene Five: Tyla, a gal with blonde highlights that I've never found all that appealing, gave her best performance to date as she took care of her own set of guys in the bathroom at Mike's offices. They were pissed off at him for not paying them in a timely fashion so they tricked her into giving them some free oral loving without Mike's knowledge. She crawled out of the bathroom to do the swallowing routine and then had the full sex scene, starting with Surewood, including giving him some rimjob action. Strong joined them and the scene included vaginal, anal, DPs, and taste testing from each, so I had to admit that maybe there's more to her than I saw in previous scenes.

Summary: No Cum Dodging Allowed #4: Director's Cut is well worth a rating of Highly Recommended to fans of oral action that want to see some heated sex as well. That's where this series shines over the oral-only titles of the past. Rather than just provide a bunch of half hearted blowjobs, the series includes some passionate gonzo sex too; giving fans the best of both worlds. In terms of sheer fuck for the buck, the DVD will keep fans happy and is it any wonder that Mike John was so sought after when he left his former employer? Regardless, check out the DVD to see why so many critics have praised Mike as having the kind of vision needed in porn.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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