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Teenage Spermaholics #3

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 3/4/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike John

Cast: Jasmine Bryne, Christie Lee, Keri Sable, Kat, Sativa Rose

Length: 2 Hours 19 Mins

Production Date: 12/27/04

Extras: Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scene (Mike John with Audrey James), Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The picture quality looks pretty good, with only a slight grain. The lighting is done very well and displays the action in all of its glory. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds very clear.

Body of Review: Mike John's Teenage Spermaholics #3 takes a much different approach than what a typical gonzo release does. Instead of just six all-sex scenes that open with a dull interview and then jump into action, this release has a story to tell. While very limited, it is still a story. Tim Von Swine is the man of the hour and he's run up a gambling debt with John Strong. Unfortunately for Tim, he doesn't have the cash to pay the bill. In six scenes, join Mike John as he captures Tim getting roughed up by John Strong and friends. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Kat
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Kat is pretty cute chick with a very young appeal. She is playing Tim's daughter. We find her in her room banging herself with a dildo. Tim couldn't pay off John Strong, so he and Brain Surewood and Jon Dough decided to get a little collateral from Kat. They tied Tim up and Kat seemed more than willing to pay up. The action opens with Kat getting her face stuffed over and over. Soon into the fun, sex gets thrown into the mix. Kat does a great job sucking and fucking. The action also includes some great DP action. It was a very exciting scene.

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Scene 2: Christy Lee
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Doggie, Spoon, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
This next scene is an oral only bit with a pretty good looking babe. News got around about Tim's beating, so some of his friends decided to host a raffle to raise money for him. The prize was blow jobs and sex. The action opens with a fairly short gang bang blow job bit. She takes on 5 guys and swallows them all. Next she heads off into another room and has a little fun with Steve Holmes. Midway, there is a pop shot and then the sex resumes. Overall, this was a pretty good scene. I would have enjoyed seeing a few more guys work Christy during the sex.

Scene 3: Sativa Rose
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
Sativa is a very attractive babe with a lovely set of tits and a hot body. In this scene, Tim falls asleep watching a video of Sativa in action. The fun begins with Sativa showing off her very hot body. It's a great teasing bit. Next we find her bouncing on John Strong's cock. After a bit of sex, Sativa gets down on her knees. 2 other guys join the scene and Sativa sucks them all off. The steamy action continues with some great double plugging action. Sativa looks great sucking and fucking.

Scene 4: Jasmine Bryne
Acts Included: Oral, Cum Swallowing
Positions: oral only
Condoms: No
Jasmine is a very attractive babe that has really caught my eye as of late. In this scene, Tim blackmails her into satisfying six of his friends. At first she acts like she doesn't want to do it, but once she's got the cocks in her face, she really gets into the bit. Jasmine does well and makes it look hot.

Scene 5: Keri Sable
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Internal Cum Shot, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Keri is a great looking blonde. She has a stunning tight body. In this scene, they're shooting a scene. Keri is getting worked by John Strong and Manuel Ferrara. The action opens with Keri sucking off John and Manuel eating her out from behind. The sex is really hot. It was amazing to see Keri take it in the ass and have two holes filled at once. This pretty babe just looked great getting violated.

Scene 6: Jasmine Bryne
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Double Penetration, Facial, Cum Swallowing
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Pile Driver
Condoms: No
In this final scene, the very sexy Jasmine returns for a hot sex scene. The story is that Tim finally has the money to pay off John, but he wants a little extra. Instead of letting them have his pretend daughter again, they get Jasmine. She takes on four guys and it is a great scene. Jasmine opens with some great oral sex that turns into double plugging and plenty of double penetration. Watching Jasmine in scene 4 was an awful tease. Now that we get to watch her take on four guys is quite a thrilling experience. She does well and makes everything that much more exciting.

Concluding Words: I am not too excited about the idea of having stories in gonzo porn, but this wasn't awful. I suppose part of the reason I wasn't too put off by it was that the actual content was pretty hot. This cast gave an awesome performance with plenty of heated action that should please anyone who likes hardcore gonzo action.

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