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No Man's Land Asian Edition 5

Studio: Video Team » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 3/4/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Gonzo, Asian, All Girl

Director: David Aaron Clark

Cast: Loni, Kylie Rey, Lacey Tom, Lucy Thai, Nautica Thorn, Nyomi Marcela, Leandra Lee

Length: 2 hours 33 mins

Production Date: 10/2004

Extras: Anatomy of A Scene (back to back showing of the last scene from Loni's camera and DAC's camera), Lon's Private Show (Loni hosted solo bits with Nyomi, Nautica, Kylie, Lucy), Photo Gallery, Cast Bios, Trailer

Audio/Video: The video is presented in widescreen color. The quality isn't really good. There are a lot of issues with lighting, where the scenes are left with too much shadowing. Detail is hard to see. The audio is presented in 2-channel stereo and sounds just fine.

Body of Review: In David Aaron Clark's No Man's Land Asian Edition 5, we take a venture into the life a pornographer. Loni puts on a gonzo director hat and plays pretend. In the four scenes that make up this feature, we follow her film all kinds of girl/girl sex. The content is not your average lesbian flick and far from your typical gonzo release. In my opinion, it is an odd portrayal of sex. I'm not really sure what Clark was trying to capture. Anyways, I really didn't find any of the action too exciting and the poor lighting really didn't help. I suppose if you enjoy Clark's work, you might get a kick out of this all Asian girl escapade. Otherwise, it's not worth your time. Here's the scene by scene.

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Scene 1: Loni, Lacey Tom
In this scene Loni is playing a mistress for hire. She takes girls under her wing and puts them through strenuous sexual activities. Lacey's "boyfriend" hired Loni to run her through some nasty girl/girl action and film it. Unfortunately for him, Loni did such a great job with it that Lacey that she turned against him. Anyways, this scene is odd. The action doesn't feel very energetic, but rather domineering. Essentially it is one very long scene with Loni pushing Lacey around and making her partake in various sexual activities that include oral sex and toys.

Scene 2: Kylie Rey, Loni
This scene opens with Loni continuing as the domineering entrepreneur. Her new client wants Kylie do to some stuff in front of the camera. First Loni has Kylie tease and they both play with her nipples. Next Kylie gives Loni oral sex. Afterwards, the scene continues with Kylie sticking a dildo in her asshole. Most of the time the hand moving the dildo in and out is left a shadow that covered the penetration. But whether we could see it or not, it was pretty dull action.

Scene 3: Nautica Thorn, Kylie Rey, Loni, Nyomi Marcela, Lucy Thai
In this scene, Loni is playing the girl in charge again. The scene begins with her announcing Nyomi, Kylie, and Nautica. All of the chicks are in costumes (so is Loni). Nyomi is a fairy (or something with wings), Kylie is Little Red Riding Hood, Nautica is a bunny, and Loni is a military chick. The action begins with the girls ganging up on Nautica. They use their mouths and toys. Eventually Kylie gets a strap-on dildo and fucks Nautica. After a thorough fake cock fucking for Nautica, she takes off and Lucy jumps in. She's dressed as a boxer and looks sexy as hell. The girls gang up on her and use dildos and their mouths. Eventually Loni jumps in the action and the other girls get serviced. Finally to top it off, Loni takes control with a strap-on dildo. The girls suck it like a cock and Loni fucks them.

Scene 4: Kylie Rey, Leandra Lee
In this final (thank god it's almost over) scene, Kylie and Leandra get it on. Loni tells the chicks that a client requested to see them get it on. Loni says that Kylie gets to be the domineering one in the scene. The scene begins with Loni getting a good look at Leandra's body. Next she lets Kylie take control. At first Kylie just touches and kisses Leandra all over. Eventually she rubs oil on her body. Next Leandra eats out Kylie and she fucks her with a strap-on dildo afterwards.

Concluding Words: While there were a number of Asian girls that I enjoy watching in action in this feature, their scenes just weren't that exciting. I really didn't care for the way the scenes were brought about or how they were executed. The poor lighting didn't help matters. I'm also not a huge fan of girl/girl action. However, I have been known to enjoy a good girl/girl scene. Regardless, No Man's Land Asian Edition 5 is as cold as they come. Skip it.

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