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Sex Kittens

Studio: Private » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 3/8/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Sex Kittens


Genre: Vignette / Gonzo

Director: Tom Herold

Condoms: None

Special Features: This release has all the standard extras you'd expect to find on an Adult DVD: A behind the scenes, Photo gallery, Trailers, and a POV scene. The POV scene was pretty pathetic however. The light was terrible, and the girl was unattractive. Do yourself a favor and just skip the extras.

Audio/Video Quality: This release was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as is most porn these days. The video quality was barely adequate though. The colors looked washed out in some cases and the focus was a bit off in some of the scenes. In scene 4 the camerawork made the scene almost unbearable to watch/ There were some minor compression artifacts and some video noise too but overall, the picture was way below average. The audio was in 2.0 stereo and sounded just fine.

Scene 1: Fit For Sex.This scene looks like it was shot with an old-fashioned 8mm camera. There was a fair amount of grain present. This scene starts off with two attractive picking flowers in a garden. They're not uber-hot, but they're cute and have nice slim bodies. The girls then head indoors where they proceed to take their clothes off and feel each other up. Their male costar appears and the girls go to work sucking his cock. He then gives each of them a rigorous pokin' (anal as well), before they girls give him a climaxing handjob. This scene wasn't that great at all it just felt "cheap".

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Scene 2: Fetish Machine. This scene features an Asian chick who just has that "porn girl" look to her. Haunting eyes, sexy lips, and a killer body. The scene starts off with her sitting in what I can only describe as a "dildo chair". It's a metal chair with a thrusting dildo attached. She sits in the chair and it goes to town on her. She apparently liked it, but I found it kind of creepy. Soon after two guys (one black one white) show up. Still sitting in the chair, she gives each of them a blowjob. She did show a refreshing amount of enthusiasm about having a cock shoved in her mouth. They then fuck her in every position you can imagine before she takes their loads right in the face. This scene was just plain weird.

Scene 3: The Shower of Pleasure. As this scene starts we find an incredibly attractive brunette taking a shower wearing only a bikini. She is the joined by her costar and promptly drops to her knees to deliver some great looking head. The two then move onto a patio chair so they can fuck each other's brains out. After screwing in a variety of positions, he gives her a messy facial. This scene, unlike the other, actually has some passionate sex. The chemistry between the two actors was very good.

Scene 4: X-Treme Hairdressing. This scene features a great looking brunette, with a nice slim/toned body. She is quickly joined by two horny guys looking to get their cocks sucked. She seems more than willing to oblige and works their cocks at the same time. She gives some great head, but due to the crappy camerawork you can hardly see it! The camera zooms in and out at inappropriate times; you'll see her cheek and nothing else, you'll see the back of a guy's leg and nothing else. This made it damn near impossible to actually tell what was happening, as the camera rarely zooms out so we can see the whole picture. As best I can tell they prop the girl into a sex swing where they proceed to fuck her (including some blurry DP). The scene ends with both guys jerking off onto her tits. To quote a Simpsons episode, "Worst Scene Ever!"

Scene 5: A Modern Relation. As this scene starts we find two blondes in a hotel room. One is very hot; the other is a butterface with frizzy hair. They fuck in a few positions, before he gives them a facial. I won't go into too much more detail because I found myself fast-forwarding through much of it. It was so dark in the room and most of the detail was washed out. The girls did put on a good performance, but once again poor technical quality ruined it.

Scene: Sexminator. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, along comes this scene. The lighting in this scene looks like it was filmed in a basement using blue light bulbs yes BLUE. Everything was tinted blue which I found incredibly distracting. It's a shame too because the sex was wild. It features a smoking hot blonde (best girl on the disc), with a long, thin, sculpted body. She sucks and fucks her male costar like a champ. Watching her get anal would have been great if her ass wasn't as blue as a Smurf! That's all I have to say about that.

Final Thoughts: The technical quality was HORRIBLE, and most of the cast was rather bland. I'd ramble on a lot more but there doesn't really seem to be any point. There are few redeeming qualities on this release (only scene 2 is any good), so I'd have to say SKIP IT or better yet BURN IT.

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