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Terrible Teens 2

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/22/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Terrible Teens 2

Metro Interactive/FusXion

Genre: Young Women, Gonzo

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Bianca Pureheart, Fallon Sommers, Ben English, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, Sasha Sans, Alberto Ray, Alexis Duval, Katin, Mr. Pete, Isabel

Length: 134.5 minutes

Date of Production: 11/24/2003 thru 12/11/2003

Extra's: The best extra, by far, was the inclusion of a 19.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It showcased the women and had some nice sex in it but it also had no audio! Naturally, I stopped watching after a while because it bugged me that there was no sound but I wondered what happened and this certainly lowered the value of the extra for me. The other extras included a pop shot compilation from the scenes, trailers, some spam and a cardboard slip case for the DVD case.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Terrible Teens 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Pat Myne. There was a bit of lens flare in a few scenes but otherwise, it looked sharp with accurate colors and little grain to speak of. I saw few compression artifacts and only minor lighting issues (in a few difficult to shoot scenes) although some of the camera angles weren't overly flattering to some of the gals. The stereo audio was pretty average with the vocals coming out of the center speaker and no real separation between the channels worth mentioning. The dynamic range was limited too so this won't be one you showcase your expensive home theatre with any time soon.

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Body of Review: Pat Myne has long been a staple performer in the porn business but with his retirement a short while back, he began to work behind the camera in a manner that has really caught on with gonzo fans. Typically, he'll have younger (and very attractive) gals tease the camera wearing fetish outfits that men appreciate then start masturbating before the real action begins. In all cases so far (I haven't seen all his body of work at Metro Interactive/FusXion), he provides the consumer with a lot of fuck for the buck at a reasonable price which was one of the reasons I enjoyed Terrible Teens 1 when I saw it over a year ago. His latest release is the sequel to that movie, Terrible Teens 2, another heaping helping of Pat Myne's vision full of the kind of gals he thinks fans enjoy seeing in action. Here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and actions, noting that there was a fair amount to like here:

Scene One: Bianca, a lean little blonde with an all natural body and a bald pussy, and Fallon, a totally cute blonde with a similar body, began the first scene by showing off their bodies and masturbating. They warmed up orally with one another until Ben English gave them a big stick to suck on instead. The gals were nice and shared it; making sure they got some gagging action for Pat's pleasure (and the home viewers). He then began tapping both of their pussies with his usual roughneck style, concentrating primarily on Bianca's. Fallon did make up for her lack of availability by helping Ben drill Bianca and even gave some extra rubbing with licking to smooth things along. Bianca took the mouthful of semen from Ben's dick and then shared it with Fallon who swallowed most of it.

Scene Two: Kimberly Kane, a dirty blonde with an all natural body, soft lips, and nipple piercings, was up next as she teased the camera while stripping for Pat. Her partners were Michael Stefano and Manuel Ferrara; two of the most capable studs in porn. She began the sex by blowing Michael as she stood before him and bent over (a great position by the way) but she gave each guy some oral loving before they started hammering away at her tight pussy. The most extreme she got was when both guys entered her pussy at once (DPP) although some would suggest her tasting herself (PTM) was better or how they jerked her off to a wet climax before the facials. She swallowed the majority of their loads and the scene had a tremendous amount of energy with chemistry.

Scene Three: Sasha, a blonde 18 year old Latina with a loose caboose, told Pat it was her first scene and with an all natural body like hers; few men would care. She followed the formula of teasing as she went to the blue couch and some of you will appreciate the fact that she had a lot of her baby fat still on her frame. After masturbating, Alberto Rey followed her orders and went down on her; even going so far as to tongue-fuck her asshole to get her ready. She reciprocated by giving him a good hummer and the couple boned vaginally after that. She was one of the most energetic gals of the show and did a lot of the PTM action some fans like to see; eventually taking his load into her mouth and onto her face but she didn't swallow.

Scene Four: Katin and Alexis, a couple of darker haired gals that merited the front DVD cover (probably for their playful manner in which they teased one another), were up next in the grand living room near the bar on a couch. After some minor lesbian antics that included rimming and rubbing one another, they were joined by Pete. They blew him with a decent amount of energy and after some spanking (with more lesbian action too), he began taking turns screwing them. While neither of the gals were the most skilled of the movie, they really appeared to enjoy the scene with this being the most chemistry displayed out of all the scenes. The energy levels were also high and I can see why they won the front cover. There was taste testing and anal as well (with ATM) before the ending double facial.

Scene Five: Isabel, a busty brunette with light streaks in her hair and a cute English accent, sat back on the couch as she followed the established formula of showing herself off and masturbating before she was joined by Ben English. She seemed to be the least experienced of the group here and I believed her when she claimed it was her first scene. She began the sex by sucking on his "willy" (her words, not mine) and licking his crotch region clean. She was a bit chunky and this helped give her the large breasts Ben likes to titty fuck (which he did of course) and she also showed a liking for anal sex. It ended when he blew his load on her face and she swallowed much of it in a happy manner.

Summary: Terrible Teens 2 was not Pat Myne's best work but it was still worth a rating of Recommended for the cast, the energy, and the decent production values as much as the amount of fuck for the buck included on the DVD. I may wonder for a long time what happened to the audio on the Behind the Scenes feature but the best part of the DVD was the movie itself and I don't want to forget that fact. I'm also curious as to why Metro Interactive sat on this DVD release for so long (it was made in 2003 but released in 2005) but whatever the case; I think Pat is one of the unsung quality directors on the market these days.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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