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Rocco's Best Teens

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/22/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Rocco's Best Teens

Evil Angel

Genre: Compilation, Young Women

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Cast: Christy, Rocco Siffredi, Martina Mercedes, Frank Gun, Alberto Rey, Nacho Vidal, Valentino, Leslie Taylor, Claudia Jamsson, Ketrin, Viola, Franco Roccaforte, Sophie, Melodie Magic, Nicole, Veronika, Sara, Martina, Manuel Ferrera, Juditta, Princess, Andrew Youngman, Remigo Zampa, Mario Levente, Tony Montana, Zenza Raggi

Length: 140 minutes

Date of Production: 2/9/2005 (the compilation itself)

Extra's: The best extra was easily the inclusion of 42.5 minutes of Bonus sex footage with the cast going at one another. Much of the action would've fit right in had it been included in the main scenes but getting it here rather than re-editing the scenes was fine by me. The other extras were the usual photogallery, pop shot recap, cast list (thank you!), biography of Rocco Siffredi, and filmographies of the cast.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Rocco's Best Teens was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color we all know and love. Depending on the scene, the picture quality varied quite a bit this time with the second scene the worst off in terms of technical excellence. There was always some grain due to the lighting issues (which also caused video noise too often) but the overall feel of the movie was to make it look improvised with a handheld camera so the tradeoff is that you give up great picture quality to make it all appear less staged. There were no artifacts or other problems with the DVD transfer that I noticed. The audio was presented in stereo English with little being said so that wasn't a problem when the vocals got hollow and a bit distant.

Body of Review: At this point in time, I'd be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't watch a fair amount of quality porn that doesn't know who Rocco Siffredi is. Let's face it; the guy is an international star with the kind of rugged good looks and charm that many ladies like and his sexual stamina was incredible long before Viagra was invented. In any case, he has been releasing a lot of compilations lately and rumors of his retirement continue to resurface so I suppose it's a good thing that the DVD format has captured so many of his exploits to date. The latest of these compilations is Rocco's Best Teens, a compilation of his scenes for his Initiations series for Evil Angel. If you want to see some of his youngest European conquests, this would be a good place to start. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and actions, noting that condoms were not used at all:

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Scene One: Rocco's Initiations 1: Christy, a blonde cutie that looked like a teenager, started off the first scene with Rocco Siffredi in a snow covered outdoor scene. I have to give her credit for taking off her pants in such cold weather but Rocco managed to get hard too. Budapest in the winter is no place to be screwing outside so they soon took the act inside to a hat shop where the couple didn't mind the attention of an old shopkeep in the background (maybe it was his grandmother). In any case, they screwed vaginally and anally with some ATM for good measure. She was energetic but inexperienced and the grandmother in the background lowered the heat for me (she was always watching them and the camera… creepy!).

Scene Two: Rocco's Initiations 2: Martina Mercedes, a trampy looking blonde (from a bottle), was up next as she got out of a car to follow a biker gang consisting of Rocco, Frank Gun, Alberto Rey, Nacho Vidal, Valentino, and Leslie Taylor into an abandoned warehouse in a deserted area. Her friend Claudia did not participate with the main body of men (she took off with Rocco) but the sex included lots of oral, vaginal, anal with some serious taste testing. There was no chemistry, just an energetic bout of boning, but fans of gang bangs will like the scene a lot.

Scene Three: Rocco's Initiations 2: Claudia Jamsson, breaking off from her friend in the last scene, took care of Rocco Siffredi outside the warehouse (at least initially) as her friend took care of the pack of animalistic men. She looked much younger than her aged friend and while the sex wasn't as wild, it was still fun to watch. There was a lot of oral and vaginal boning taking place her and she jerked him off into her mouth for the pop shot but she didn't swallow.

Scene Four: Rocco's Initiations 7: Here's what I said when I first saw the scene: "Ketrin and Viola, both younger looking than most of the gals I've watched in the Hustler series, Barely Legal, started off on each other by making out. They call up Franco and come to visit him at his mansion. The playful little tykes tie up Franco and then they use him as they see fit. He is let loose to fuck them, of which he does a great job, and then he pops on their faces. The scene was oral and straight only but had plenty of heat. My biggest complaint about it was the high levels of grain in the picture, which gave it a lot of video noise. Sexually though, the heat was solid."

Scene Five: Rocco's Initiations 3: Sophie, a very lean (and cute) blonde, took Rocco Siffredi up to her loft to show him her regular boyfriend. While it creeped me out that Rocco would grab the guy's penis (the guy was under some blankets), it was soon discovered that the "guy" was a love doll so it stopped bugging me. She toyed with the doll as she teased Rocco some more but then found a real dick was better by far than a doll so Rocco provided the meat. The blowjob was energetic and fun to watch but the way she screwed showed a lot of experience and talent; making it even better to watch. Sadly, the scene was short and the screwing was vaginal only but she looked like she got off at least once.

Scene Six: Rocco's Initiations 5: Melodie Magic and Nicole, playing an aunt and niece although they didn't look much different in age, were both attracted to the studly Rocco Siffredi at a nice home. After some preliminary action with auntie, the niece joined them in bed (man was she hairy down there) and the sex included oral, vaginal, anal with ATM. It wasn't as energetic as some of the other scenes but it was still a fair amount of fun, especially for those who like hairy gals.

Scene Seven: Rocco's Initiations 5: Veronika, a brunette with a lean, all natural body, was joined by similarly equipped Sara, for a scene utilizing the talents of Rocco Siffredi as the talents of Manuel Ferrera when men were looking for a loft to rent. The sex was playful and fun as well as extreme since it had a heated DP as well as all the regular stuff. Towards the end, Martina joined them and Rocco got a major rim job as the gals took him every which way but loose. The facials were okay but the main selling point of the action was the sheer variety and charisma that Rocco brought to the action.

Scene Eight: Rocco's Initiations 1: Juditta, a blonde with a pleasing face and curvy body, took on Andrew Youngman, Remigo Zampa, Mario Levente, Tony Montana, and Zenza Raggi in a nice living room after walking in on them wearing some hot lingerie. After a circle jerk of oral by the gal, her younger friend Princess joined in to lend a hand (mouth and other body parts) but the emphasis was clearly on the older gal throughout the scene. She did anal right away and the guys jerked off onto Princess' face.

Scene Seven: Rocco's Initiations 1: Princess, an all natural gal with an okay face and nice head of hair, finally got her chance to shine by herself with Rocco in a simple little bedroom. The tease footage was less graphic and the setting somehow intriguing as it wasn't nearly as cluttered as the others (elegance through simplicity I guess) and it was clear that Rocco designed the movie around this scene and this scene alone. The music was romantic and she fit the role of Princess nicely although I'd have done something with a glass slipper or at least a royal outfit of some kind since I've seen dozens of gals that were more deserving of the title than she was. Rocco appeared to connect with her though and that made the sex seem better as they spent their time pleasing one another thoroughly. There was a lot of oral and some solid anal this time but the scene was short and limited compared to some of the others here.

Summary: Rocco's Best Teens was a decent compilation of his work with younger, less experienced gals but it was far from his best work. I'm going to rate this one as Recommended because it provided exactly what was advertised and the general quality of poon tang as much as the value adding extras and fuck for the buck but you'd do better to get the actual releases from the Rocco's Initiation series rather than this distilled compilation. Some of the scenes here worked better in context with the original scenes they were packaged with and balance is one of the key areas Rocco seems to intuitively recognize as being important. Otherwise, it was plenty of fun and fans will certainly appreciate his eye for the hotties.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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