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Crew Kake

Studio: Colossal Entertainment » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 3/25/05

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Crew Kake

Colossal Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Special Features: All we get is a lousy slideshow. Pathetic.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The video quality is more than adequate for an Adult DVD, although it's not the absolute best you'll find. There were relatively no compression artifacts/pixelation to be found during the movie (and when there were flaws it was barely noticeable). The color of the film was also excellent; with the flesh tones all looking realistic/warm. Considering the variety of backgrounds in which scenes were shot, the video quality is very consistent. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was excellent. There was background music throughout, but it was kept soft enough that it did not interfere with the actors.

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Scene 1: Missy Missy is an adorable blonde with a great smile. As the scene opens we find Missy on her knees sucking the cocks of three guys (all wearing "CREW" t-shirts). After a while two guys leave the room and the third gets the pleasure of fucking Missy. They get it on in a variety of positions (missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl) before she gets her first facial. Then, the two guys from before come back to deliver a "crew kake". Not a bad scene, but I found it to be a bit corny. A valiant performance from Missy was wasted here.

Scene 2: Tyla Missy is a cute girl, no doubt about it. She has a very innocent look which makes it even better to see her get violated. The scene begins with Tyla delivering some great head to three guys at once. She really seems to enjoy the fact that there are three cocks all shoved in her face. One guy is lucky enough to get the opportunity to fuck her. They bang in a few positions before she gets a messy facial. Once again, the other two guys come back to deliver their loads on Tyla's face. Great girl, but the scene just felt "weird"….and not hot at all.

Scene 3: RoxyRoxy is a VERY petite brunette, but an amazing body. She has a little bit on an exotic look to her which spices things up. By now you begin to sense a pattern. She blows three guys – fucks one – gets three facials. Roxy gives a top-notch performance, and the sex was incredibly hot. This is probably the most redeeming scene on the disc.

Scene 4: Samantha Samantha is another great looking girl. Her slim figure and long brunette hair make her a winner. There's no point in giving a full review of this scene because it follows the same pattern as all the rest. Samantha did give a wonderful performance though. She really enjoyed being the center of attention for three guys.

Scene 5: Nicki Nicki doesn't have the best face in the world…actually to be brutally honest she's a butterface. Despite the busted grill, she gives a great performance. Her scene follows the same pattern as all the previous scenes. By now, however, I was sick of seeing the same scene (almost) five times in a row, so unfortunately I found myself fast-forwarding trough much of it. Give us some variety times time Colossal!

Final Thoughts: I was really torn when I was forced to give an overall opinion of this release. The girls are all fabulous, the scenes were all long, and the technical quality was adequate. The scenes, however, were a bit lame. The guys were constantly talking to each other, and were always wearing "CREW" t-shirts, and the sex a bit monotonous. If they had made it a more typical porno I'd say it was worth the purchase, but because of the directing flaws I can only say to RENT IT>

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