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Newcummers N 2 Deep

Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 3/27/05

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Newcummers N 2 Deep

Juicy Entertainment

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Bobby Steele

Condoms: None

Cast: Kyla Simone, Samantha Love, Lucky, Innocent, Yasmin Milan

Special Features: This release contains practically no extras. Just a measly Behind the Scenes, and Cumshot gallery.

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Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Plain and simple the technical production of this release sucks. It appears to have been shot with a camcorder the director picked up at Best Buy. The color is decent (although there is a lot of bleeding and fuzziness), but the camerawork itself is horrendous. The camera is often zoomed in so far it's tough to tell what you're really looking at! There is NO image stabilization, causing the camera to shake at inopportune times. The audio is decent (no music), but nothing to write home about. That's all I have to say about that.

Body of Review: It's pathetic when the best thing about an adult DVD is the box. The cover features an attractive black girl and promises many "newcummers" in hot and nasty sex. Well that's not even close to describing this release. I won't even beak down each scene because, to be honest, it'd be a waste of my time and yours. Not one of the girls presented here is even close to what I'd call cute. All have terrible bodies, razor burn (if they shaved at all), and some even have obvious stretch marks. They do try to put on a decent performance, but the fact that they are so unattractive makes enjoying their scenes impossible. That's all I'll say about the girls, now onto the male star. He (nameless) is a black guy who bangs all five girls here. His schlong is so enormous he can't even get it fully hard. He often has trouble putting it in the girls' poon, and it's just plain painful looking when he does. Where they got this shoddy cast I have no idea….shudders.

Final Thoughts: If you can't tell by now, I'd have to say SKIP IT..or better yet BURN IT!!!

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