Cast: Kathy Anderson, Mick Blue, George, Silvia Saint, Vince Vouyer, Jake Steed, Nikki Anderson, Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Melitta, Frank Gun, Caroline Cage, John Walton, Andrew Youngman, Heather Gables, Steve Taylor, Billy Glide, Cassandra Wild, Nacho Vidal, Lisa Belle, Eric Lerol
Length: 214 minutes
Date of Production: 2/23/2005 (the compilation itself, not the scenes)
Extra's: The best extra in this jam packed, double disc set will be the inclusion of over 76 minutes of bonus footage from the scenes of the movie's original releases. The scenes are broken down by gal into eight segments and not all of them were perfect but each of them added some serious value to the DVD set. Given the length of the movie itself, this was unexpected and extremely appreciated footage. The other extras were more standardized with the cast list, filmographies, photogallery, trailers, and coupon for the Las Vegas Fashionistas show, along with the usual fetish menu and John Leslie biography written on 10/20/1999. There were also a couple of exclusive scenes included but I figured them into the length of the movie since they were presented as such. Whew!
Audio/Video Quality: The Voyeur's Best Anal Blond Cocksuckers: Director's Cut was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color the original scenes were shot in over the years by director John Leslie. Of the many strengths the various John Leslie movies have had over the years, technical excellence has never been one of them, at least in terms of the visual and audio presentation. That's not to say his movies look and sound like crap but compared to many other directors, he seems to care more about capturing the moment of the sexual energy rather than having a technically excellent presentation. That said, the scenes were often full of grain and weak lighting, camera movement that distracted from the heat, and various visual imperfections. The stereo audio was likewise situated; meaning it was on the weak side, but both of these factors were side issues since the sex went so well between the couplings.
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Body of Review: Is there anyone out there who really dislike's the wacky directing style of John Leslie, AKA: The Voyeur? I've seen a handful of the long running series and while I wish he'd improve the visual aspects of his work much of the time, the fresh appeal of a true voyeurism camera angle and act always hold me back from truly tearing him a new one when I review his titles. Now that he's proven such a success with the series, he's been releasing more compilations using scenes from the series, the last of which I reviewed being Favorite Blowjobs and Anal 8 and today's review is on a more blonde theme, being The Voyeur's Best Anal Blond Cocksuckers: Director's Cut. If you enjoy watching attractive blondes give great head and take anal like nobody should, you'll want to read the following breakdowns of the scenes by cast and action:
Scene One: New Scene: Kathy Anderson, the hot blonde squatting on the upper left hand side of the front DVD cover, began the scene with some tease footage in a metallic silver dress and no panties in the perfectly lit midday sun. Her partners were studly Mick Blue and aging George after she masturbated for John a bit. She took them in both her ass and pussy (with taste testing) and while I wouldn't exactly say there was a lot of chemistry between them, the energy levels were well above average for one of John's movies. Overall though, I could see why this one wasn't in a previous release, even if it had a lot going for it, but her fans will appreciate the scene at least as much as I did given her performance.
Scene Two: Fresh Meat 4: Silvia Saint, the well known blonde porn vixen displayed on the upper right side of the front DVD cover, began her scene by taking off her bathrobe and playing with herself in a bedroom. Looking much like current superstar Jesse Jane but with some extra curvage, Silvia grabbed a huge flesh colored dildo to suck and fondle, leading me to think she'd be tearing into it very soon. She started in on it but left when the doorbell rang (wearing some nice red lingerie) to play with Vince Vouyer and Jake Steed in the living room. She went so far as to do a DP (with all the trimmings) and while it wasn't her best scene, she did a solid job of acting like it felt good getting stuffed silly by these two meat puppets.
Scene Three: The Lecher: Nikki Anderson, the fabulously attractive blonde in the center of the front DVD cover, began by walking along the street wearing white and pink checkered shorts with a matching top. If you like them blonde with blue eyes, lean, and unable to speak much English, she'll soon be a favorite of yours like she became one of mine. She led John to a flat where Leslie Taylor and Nick Lang, were waiting to show her a hard time after she playfully teased the director. Yes, the sex went so far as to include a DP and yes, she was an energetic little vixen, but the strength of the scene was always her look for me more than the circus act sex some people want to see.
Scene Four: The Voyeur 12: I liked this scene when I first reviewed it so long ago and I stand by my original comments: "Melitta, a blonde gal with a very lean body, and Frank, had a scene on a staircase. She seemed into it and did anal like the others. The oral and straight was okay too but her best expressions came when he was plowing her ass (and a lovely ass it was too). Warm." It wasn't the best scene of the DVD set but it had sufficient replay value to keep me interested even now.
Scene Five: Fresh Meat 6: Caroline Cage, a favorite of many of the Evil Angel directors over the years, has long impressed me with her skill, charm and looks in various porn movies. The technical values of this scene weren't the best of the bunch, quite the opposite in fact, but she proved herself to me once again as she acted like an executive in a model agency while John toyed with her body a bit. Eventually, she took on John Walton, Andrew Youngman, and Nick Lang; giving them some of the best head of the entire compilation as well as some hot ass to remember her by. There was a little DP action but I couldn't single out a single reason why the scene worked so well for me. Whew!
Scene Six: New Scene: Heather Gables, the hot blond on the lower middle of the front DVD cover, walked along the courtyard of an apartment complex near the pool in her pink form fitting undies and T-shirt before walking over to have a scene with Steve Taylor and Billy Glide. Her all natural body really worked for me and the fact that they stayed outside rather than take it inside on a couch or something added to the heat for me. Her dirty talk, her solid oral skills, and ability to take them in each hole before the obligatory DP were great. The scene showed a lot of chemistry and energy; making it well worth including here, even as a new scene is always appreciated.
Scene Seven: Fresh Meat 7: Cassandra Wild, the long haired blond gal on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased the camera with her hot body and perfectly shaped ass inside a small apartment. Her partner was Nacho Vidal and I could tell that he appreciated her warming up before taking him on here with her solo footage. If you like freckles, you'll love the close up shots of her lean body as much as her playful nature. One of the best things about the scene was how the two of them interacted with one another, as though they really wanted to screw, and every minute was heated. The sex included all the same acts as advertised, oral, vaginal and anal sex, but listing them or even lamely providing a blow by blow description won't tell you how good they were together. Yum!
Scene Eight: The Voyeur 14: Lisa Belle, not the most attractive blonde of the movie but well outside the realm of many reading this review (unless you paid for it), teased the camera as she walked through a house in a nearly see through outfit that hugged her curvy form. This was a scene not included in the tape version of the movie (yet another reason to toss that tape player) and after masturbating with a vibrator while still in her slivery dress, she took care of Eric Lerol. The sex was well recorded for the most part but the bedroom antics suffered from poor lighting that limited the replay value for me. In terms of sexual energy and heat, I'd say this was on the low end for this DVD but still okay to watch at least once.
Summary: The Voyeur's Best Anal Blond Cocksuckers: Director's Cut was well worth a rating of Recommended for all the usual reasons; a sweet cast of hot blondes, sexual energy to spare, a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck, and even extras that amounted to more heated sex than most regular releases ever have. In short, John Leslie provides the same trademark style in each scene here that fans have long sought and while he could use some spit & polish on the technical values, he managed to pull together a very nice release here on this two disc set.
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