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Rocco Meats Trinity


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/3/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Rocco Meats Trinity

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Cast: Trinity, Tanja, Rocco Siffredi, Alina Sun, Tiffany, Coline, Adrianna Laurenti, Syrena, Stephanie, Anne, Jul, Fair, Karine, Peggy, Anita, Line, Marie, Corrine, Delphine, Julie, Aurelie, Sandra, Joachim Kessef, Anthony Alain, Lou Lou Bois Dante, Luc, Michael Cheritto, Kokol, Akira, Tonton Blanc, Daryl Fletcher, Frank, Fabrice, Franky, Steve, Dino, John P., Gil, Jann, Hugh, Sebi, Pierre, Fletcher, Juf

Length: 136 minutes

Date of Production: 3/2/2005

Extra's: The best extra, by far, was the inclusion of a 48 minute long collection of extra footage. The footage ran the gamut from tourist material to the more common sex act footage that consumers have flocked to since the advent of the DVD format. The sex material seemed to all come from the orgy scene so fans of a mass of writhing bodies will enjoy it a lot but there were a number of moments that were cut for a reason (typically the weaker footage). There was also the usual photogallery, cast list, biography for Rocco Siffredi, filmographies, and pop shot recap to enjoy here.

Condoms: Some

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Audio/Video Quality: Rocco Meats Trinity was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color that it was originally shot in by director Rocco Siffredi. The first scene looked better in a technical sense since it involved the trio going at it in a single location (for the most part) which is far easier to record but the second scene was more visually interesting (for all its minor faults of shaky camera, compositional errors, lighting and grain). I have yet to meet anyone who watches a Rocco Siffredi movie for the production values since his strength lies more in the raw sexual energy he captures in his releases and this is another case in point. The audio was in stereo but the first scene was uneventful and the second had issues with microphone placement as well as varying levels of audio. There was little, if any, separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't worth mentioning in detail but it got the job done for the most part.

Body of Review: Is there a single porn fan that doesn't know something about Rocco Siffredi; the world renowned porn stud that has graced the industry for years? The guy combines the charm of a gigolo, the boyish good looks of a model, and the sexual stamina of someone who works in a Viagra manufacturing plant, not to mention enough sexual talent to sustain the man in hundreds of movies over the years. Rocco's latest release is Rocco Meats Trinity, a set of two scenes (yes, I said "two!), the first of which centered on Rocco and the second of which was a huge French orgy involving dozens of people. If you've liked Rocco in the past, you'll almost certainly like him here, even if this wasn't his best movie to date. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action if you're still interested by my description:

Scene One: Tanja, the brunette featured on the front DVD cover, was up first, playing a waitress in a small coffee shop with Rocco Siffredi as her only customer. Her skimpy outfit was interesting and some of you will like her very lean (some would say skinny) body. Rocco seduced her (standard Rocco maneuver) and before long, she was sucking him off and he was orally pleasing her as well. The sex progressed to vaginal and anal with some decent levels of energy before they were joined by lovely blonde Trinity, playing another customer in the shop as well as Rocco's press agent. Trinity was looking for Rocco and he continued to pound away at Tanja while he spoke to her (Trinity). Within moments, he convinced her to wear a strap on dildo to also pound away at Tanja and the technical DP that followed was actually kind of intriguing. Tanja has never been my favorite Rocco discovery and this scene didn't change my mind but Trinity appealed to the part of me that likes lean blondes with foreign accents. The gals mixed it up a bit, each doing some ATM, PTM and lesbian while Rocco used them up in any way he could think of before he blew his load like crazy on Trinity's face at the end of the scene.

Scene Two: Trinity, Tanja, Rocco Siffredi, Alina Sun, Tiffany, Coline, Adrianna Laurenti, Syrena, Stephanie, Anne, Jul, Fair, Karine, Peggy, Anita, Line, Marie, Corrine, Delphine, Julie, Aurelie, Sandra, Joachim Kessef, Anthony Alain, Lou Lou Bois Dante, Luc, Michael Cheritto, Kokol, Akira, Tonton Blanc, Daryl Fletcher, Frank, Fabrice, Franky, Steve, Dino, John P., Gil, Jann, Hugh, Sebi, Pierre, Fletcher, and Juf were up next in a wild, and lengthy, orgy scene with a bunch of French fans. It started with Rocco escorting Trinity to the event and some tourists taking his picture. The sidetracking stuff didn't take but a minute and the couple was in attendance with the rest of the listed cast where masks were as common as the lingerie that gals wore. Okay, rather than bore you with a virtual screenplay of what took place (it was a fucking gonzo orgy; what more need be said?), suffice it to say that there was a lot of oral, plenty of pussy plunging, and a tremendous amount of anal with some taste testing action for fans to enjoy. The most extreme it ever got was a few DPs but the playful manner in which the cast enjoyed one another was very entertaining as well. The most surprising thing for me was the use of condoms by some of the males and the best guy of the bunch was easily Joachim; the delight of several women in the mass of flesh.

Summary: Rocco Meats Trinity was worth a rating of Rent It to me since I'm not a fan of orgies involving the French (I'm kidding; their nationality had nothing to do with it). If you like orgy sex scenes, this was visually interesting to watch but the editing left me a little cold and only a couple of the women really worked for me (if I knew their names, I'd extol their virtues all over the place). I also thought the concept had more potential than was actually displayed since many missed opportunities arose that were hampered by the editing, technical values, or the fake moaning by some of the female cast (who often equated loud and fast with believable orgasms). Check it out before buying but I'm sure many of you will like this one enough to pick it up nonetheless as it had a lot of fuck for the buck, in spite of the goofy masks used in the orgy.

For better choices in porn, check out: 2004's Top Porn List and 2003's Top Porn List.

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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



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