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Les Bitches


Studio: Vivid » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 4/3/05



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Feature

Director: Paul Thomas

Cast: Kira Kener, Lezley Zen, Reina Leone, Sharon Wild, Roxanne Hall, Nick Manning, Alec Metro, Dale Dabone

Length: 1 hour 23 mins

Production Date: 3/20/2003

Extras: Position Rooms (pussy eating, blow job, missionary, cowgirl, doggie, cum shot), Photo Galleries, Behind the Scenes, five bonus scenes (Eric Masterson & Kira in Frosted, Lezley Zen & Kira in Jackie & Jill, Kira & Randy Spears in Kira at Night, Tony Tedeschi & Inari Vachs in She Town, McKayla & Pat Myne & Eric Masterson in the Watcher 13)

Audio/Video: The video was presented in full frame color. The picture looks less than decent. The lighting quality varies, but most of the time it's not optimal. There is also a heavy grain in the picture. The audio was presented in 2-channels and sounds decent. There is also background music. For the most part, it remains unobtrusive.

Body of Review: Les Bitches is about a group of girls who are all bitches in one way or another. Such as one acts like she's better than everyone else and another is in love with herself. Other than that there isn't a whole lot to the movie. The girls get into situations and have sex with each other's partners. There are a total of nine scenes! Before you shout wow, the scenes are all very short. Overall, it's not a bad release, but not a great one either. Here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Kira Kener, Nick Manning
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
So far it's been 9 minutes in the feature and no sex yet. Fortunately, Kira is ready to get it on with Nick and she looks very tasty. We find the two naked as can be. The two get hot and heavy and then Kira gives Nick an energetic blow job. Next they have sex and the action is pretty tame. Nick moves in and out of Kira very slowly. I was disappointed he didn't move a little faster and make her nice big tits jiggle more. The action ends with some titty fucking and the cum shot on her tits.

Scene 2: Lezley Zen, Dale Dabone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie
Condoms: Yes
This is a pretty funny scene and it really helps show the personality of Lezley's character. Lezley is playing a very cold bitch who doesn't seem to care much about others. Dale comes home and finds Lezley eating vanilla ice cream. While she eats, he pulls down her panties and eats her out. Afterwards, he fucks her doggie style. The funny part is how unresponsive Lezley is. She just eats her ice cream like nothing's happening. In terms of excitement, it wasn't very exciting. Lezley's hot body isn't shown off or her great oral talents.

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Scene 3: Sharon Wild, Alec Metro
Acts Included: Oral, Facial
Positions: oral only
Condoms: No
Sharon is a cute gal. We find her in the shower and she gets out when Alec shows up. The action opens with a blow job. She gives a very heated blow job with some deep throating and light face fucking. Next they have sex and it's hot! The action ends with the pop shot on her face.

Scene 4: Roxanne Hall, Alec Metro
Acts Included: Oral, Anal
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
Alec just had his dick sucked by Sharon and he's moved downstairs to find Roxanne ready for him. She takes off her clothes and plants her pussy on his face. He eats her out and she seems to really like it. The scene cuts and we find them having sex. Alec fucks her in the ass pretty hard. It's pretty exciting. The action ends with the cum shot on her tits and then she rubs dirt from a flower pot on her chest.

Scene 5: Lezley Zen, Nick Manning
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
This scene opens very hot. Lezley strips off her clothes and gives Nick a nice tease. It's great to see Lezley rub and squeeze her big tits. Next she gives Nick a very energetic and heated blow job. Afterwards they have sex and it's fairly heated. I was disappointed the camera didn't show off her big rack a little more during sex. The action ends with the cum shot on her ass.

Scene 6: Kira Kener, Alec Metro
Acts Included: Toys, Oral, Vaginal, Anal
Positions: Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: Yes
Kira is looking hot as ever. The action opens with Alec getting to suck on Kira's big tits. Very hot. Next he eats her out. There's sadly no blow job afterwards. Instead they just have sex. The action is good and includes something Kira doesn't normally partake in, anal sex. Before she lets Alec stick it in her pooper, she's preps with a dildo. The action ends with the cum shot on ass.

Scene 7: Kira Kener, Reina Leone
Acts Included: Toys, Oral
Positions: girl/girl
Condoms: Yes
This is an odd looking scene. Kira gets a chance to have sex with her self. Well, it isn't really herself, it's Reina Leone. The camera work is done pretty well it's a hard to notice unless you nitpick the details. Anyways, she has girl/girl sex with herself and the action includes oral sex and toys. It's pretty decent, plenty of good shots of Kira's hot body.

Scene 8: Roxanne Hall, Dale Dabone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal
Positions: Missionary, Doggie
Condoms: Yes
Roxanne returns and this time taking advantage of poor Dale. We find them outdoors getting hot and heavy. First he eats her out and it's pretty fun to watch. She looks great squirming with pleasure. Next she gives him an energetic blow job and then they have sex. The action is pretty decent. It just isn't very impressive. The action ends with the cum shot on her chest.

Scene 9: Sharon Wild, Dale Dabone
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Missionary Doggie
Condoms: Yes
For this last scene Dale and Sharon get a chance to play together. The scene opens with Sharon giving Dale a very weak blow job. A big disappointment because of the heated blow job she gave Alec in scene 3. Afterwards they have sex. The action is pretty good. Dale fucks her hard and Sharon looks good.

Concluding Words: While I'm not a huge fan of clean and straightforward sex, I still enjoy dabbling in the cleaner arena. The reason is hot sex is hot sex. For the most part I thought Les Bitches was a decent release. It had some hot babes and heated sex. The unfortunate thing is the scenes are all very short. There just isn't enough action. For those who enjoy feature sex, I think this release is worth renting.



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