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F.A.B.'s: Fine Ass Babes 3

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/5/05

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Fine Ass Babes 3 (F.A.B.'s 3)

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Sammy Sixx

Cast: Paola Rey, Mark Wood, Anna Nova, Chris Charming, Jennifer, Mick Blue, Nikki Sun, Sarah Blue, David Perry, Sharon Wild, Ben English, Kathy Anderson, Wein Lewis

Length: 129.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 8/1/2004 to 12/19/2004

Extra's: The best extra on the DVD was the inclusion of a nearly 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature showcasing the cast. It was a lot of fun watching Mike "Quasarman" McCormick goofing around but the others added some value too. There was also a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, some trailers, and a double sided DVD cover (a real one, not one full of advertising on the other side) to round out the extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Fine Ass Babes 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Sammy Sixx (and videographer/editor Quasarman). The scenes started off looking blurry, likely because they had some kind of soft focus and they never truly became as sharp as the BTS feature (for example) but I'd be lying if I said it really hurt the heat here. The DVD did seem to have some issues with compression artifacts, particularly when I had to scan backwards to revisit some aspect of a scene, but the video noise was minimal. The stereo audio track was as simple as most gonzo pornos so I really don't have much to say about the lack of separation between the channels or the weak dynamic range.

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Body of Review: Was it that long ago when porn start up company Zero Tolerance advertised they had "zero tolerance" for dumb fucking dialogue, ugly bitches, stretch marks, Tijuana boob jobs, stupid tattoos, fake orgasms, limp cocks, weak pop shots, hookers who hate fucking, sorry ass suitcase pimps, crack whores, and bad pornography? While they weren't able to make a complete go of that slogan (probably preferring I just forget it altogether in fact), the company seems to be more willing to look harder to find such gals and the end result is typically favorable to their releases. The latest from this fine group of outstanding perverts is Fine Ass Babes 3, a collection of scenes focusing on very attractive women that have sex for money. If you want your women to look like something you'd find in a Vivid video but want more heated action, this would be the place to look (I wonder if the previous volumes were as good). Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action for those who want more information:

Scene One: Paola Rey, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up first, teasing the camera from the staircase inside the large house as she slowly sauntered down in her tiny outfit. A lean, all natural cutie, she managed to live up to the title even before she showed her fine ass (and it was a sweet looking ass at that). After some masturbation footage, she joined Mark Wood for the initial scene, showing that she truly enjoyed sexual antics by the smile on her face and way she approached the action. It was very nice oral and driving vaginal in several positions that proved to work for her (and me!) as her energy was contagious with some nice chemistry.

Scene Two: Anna Nova, sporting long brown hair this time rather than her trademarked blonde tresses, gave some excellent tease footage outdoors although someone decided to use a soft focus lens instead of giving viewers a clear view of this hotty. I don't care much for her implants but her other curves shined and while a few extra hours a week in the gym wouldn't hurt her, she was looking better than I've seen her in a long time. Her scene was with Chris Charming, not exactly top tier male talent, but she managed to put a lot of effort into the overall scene (it was weak on the initial oral though), doing vaginal and anal as though she really was into it (not the typical fake moaning I see all the time).

Scene Three: Jennifer, a gal that I'd eat dirt to be with, looked like a cross between a young Jennifer Aniston and Paola Rey from the first scene but with a nicer ass to look at, as she teased the camera by grinding her ass on the estate grounds. She had her scene with studly Mick Blue (it was his 28th birthday too; the BTS feature had a cake and everything!) on a bench with the two acting like long lost lovers in the natural setting. The amount of chemistry between them had me believing they were real life lovers most of the time and the oral was very well done. It ended with a frothy facial like the others scenes and had some nice energy to enjoy.

Scene Four: Nikki Sun, a very cute blonde, and Sarah Blue, a good looking gal with an all natural body and darker hair, were up next as they initially played with one another inside the house; rubbing and caressing each other like it would turn on a jaded old porn reviewer like myself (guess what? It did!). Their partner on the couch was porn veteran David Perry, and he sure seemed to enjoy their attention as they blew him. He soon started boning them in their pussies and asses, giving the odd gal out (at any given time) something to lick (PTM, ATM or muff diving) to keep busy. The sex was energetic and the gals had some chemistry together but they didn't appear as into him as they could have been (from my opinion at least).

Scene Five: Sharon Wild, a lean blonde that looked different than the last time I saw her, was up next as she teased the camera with her bikini. I thought her ass as well as the rest of her qualified as "fine ass" so the advertising held true even this far into the movie and her playfulness appealed to me as much as it did to Ben English on the staircase as he stripped her to get some action. I won't hose you, she was as attractive as a Vivid gal but not as hot as some of her associates here, yet her sexual skill was great with tremendous energy from the first oral to the last bit of anal with everything in between. She did plenty of taste testing and the scene was great!

Scene Six: Kathy Anderson, arguably one of the most attractive blondes in porn these days, was up last, shaking her money maker as though it were perfectly suited for such a movie (it was!) inside the house. She masturbated to the sultry music like the other gals and was soon joined by Wein Lewis, on a bed for some fun. Her oral skills were great but the rest of the action was driven by his pumping action more than anything she did which was a drag since she was so good looking. She did vaginal and anal too, getting into it far too late to really make the scene work for me but fans will like her ATM antics and she really was hot looking.

Summary: Fine Ass Babes 3 did have a set of stunningly beautiful women who mostly enjoyed sex in front of the camera. While the production values weren't exactly what I was hoping for, I thought the overall DVD had enough going for it to warrant receiving a rating of Recommended, even if a few scenes could've used some more polishing up. Fine Ass Babes 3 may not change the world but it will cause you to have to change your sheets a few times so give it a look if you're into the attractive cast doing what comes naturally.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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