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Miss Phat Booty

Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 4/6/05

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

GENRE: Black Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Diana Devoe & Bobby XXX Steele
LENGTH: 2:19
CAST: Sydney Capri, Angel Eyes, Diamond, Unique, Sin, Ace & John E. Depth.
PRODUCTION: January 20-25, August 14 and September 15, 2004

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in 2.0 stereo.

the Special Features

Photo Gallery
| Trailers for "Capital Punishment", "Spinal Tap" and "New Cummers" | Cum Shots Menu

the Fucking

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After we're treated to the sight of the lovely Sydney giving her sexy body a bubblebath, John walks over to inspect the goods. She lets her hair down, along with John's jeans, and starts sucking his dick. Considering his length, her oral skills are pretty impressive. Syd hops on top for cowgirl, and it doesn't take long for her to start creaming while she spreads her legs wide. Some deep missionary is next, along with sexy scissors followed by doggystyle that results with a shot on Syd's juicy ass.

Sydney's a thick cutie with some sexy eyes and fantastic oral skills. She's also got a plump rump that looks great bent over.

[ Sydney Capri & John E. Depth | Oral (F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Missionary, Scissors, Doggystyle | Condoms: None | ]

Angel models some sexy purple lingerie for us before John joins her and gives her pussy a tongue ticklin'. His shorts come down and Angel makes a valiant attempt as she tries to swallow his dick. To keep him busy, she briefly plops her pussy on his face for a 69 before turning around for cowgirl. After some PTM, Angel puts her legs on John's shoulders for some deep missionary and scissors. Doggystyle is next, along with a peek as he spreads her pussy for the camera, before an attempted shot on her face.

Angel is another cutie that was slighly thicker than Syd. However, her oral skills weren't as good as Syd's and this was a pretty slow-paced scene with no real rhythm. I'm not sure if it's because John was tryin' to cram it all inside of her or if she was just sensitive. I imagine having that much dick crammed into you isn't too comfortable. Then again, being a guy, what do I know?

[ Angel Eyes & John E. Depth | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Anal, PTM, Facial | 69, Cowgirl, Missionary, Scissors, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Diamond's lying naked on a couch before undressing John and getting to work on his dick. When she's done, she spreads her legs for some deep missionary, until she hops on top for brief cowgirl. The scene fades as we join the duo for scissors and some lengthy, deep doggystyle. During this sexy position, John really gave her ass a workout and she was able to handle it better than Angel. Diamond ended the scene with a facial.

I wasn't feeling Diamond as first, but the doggystyle action was pretty damn hot and eventually got a 'lil rise outta me. Also, the scene suffered from an oversaturation of white. Otherwise, this scene brought the heat.

[ Diamond & John E. Depth | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Missionary, Cowgirl, Scissors, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Ace doesn't waste any time following Unique back to an apartment and dropping his pants for a brief, hot blowjob. She rips off her thong before hopping on top for some sexy, ass clappin' cowgirl. PTM and a quick licking by Ace is followed by missionary that was slightly lukewarm. Unique gives Ace another quick sucking, before bending over the couch as Ace mounts her like a champion stallion and starts smacking that ass. Diana [or Bobby] teases us by showing Unique riding reverse cowgirl for a brief, feeting moment before having her bend over for more doggystyle. There's some deep reverse missionary up next, followed by yet more doggystyle before Unique gets a weak facial.

Diana [or Bobby] satisfied me by showcasing Unique's juicy ass and thunderous thighs in the doggystyle position for the majority of this scene. Her oral skills were impressive too.

[ Unique & Ace | Oral (F), Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Reverse Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

Sin, looking sexy in fishnets and black lingerie, walks over to a couch and bends over so John could marvel at the size of her thick, juicy ass while rubbing it. He moves her thong aside to get a peek at her pussy before she starts swallowing his dick. After disassembling most of her lingerie, except the fishnets and garter, Sin hops on top for cowgirl that gets her creamy. When she's done with licking her cream off his dick, she hops back on for more cowgirl before spreading wide for deep missionary. There's also scissors and doggystyle before Sin takes a shot on her ass that you really can't see thanks to some bright lighting or the paint color on the wall that reflects on Sin's light brown skin.

Sin, my friends, is the reason I selected this disc. Looking slightly like Trish Stratus, she has a tremendous body with a nice perky set of tits that complement her huge ass and thick, lovely thighs. When I did a google seach to get a better look at the cover while selecting my flicks, I came across an AVN article that states John convinced Sin to leave retirement to film this scene. Thank YOU John!

Sin DEFINITELY gets my vote for Miss Phat Booty.

[ Sin & John E. Depth | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Missionary, Scissors, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

I'm a fan of thick women. LOVE women with plump, juicy asses that give me something to hold onto. Slight lighting issues aside, John, Diana and Bobby did a great job assembling the honeys on this disc. My fellow booty enthusiasts - waste no time seeking this disc out. 100% Brown Round Indeed! Highly Recommended.

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