Cast: Deja Daire, Shane Diesel, Missy Monroe, Sunshine, Carmen, Yumi
Length: 115 minutes
Dates of Production: 12/8/2004, 12/15/2004, 12/22/2004, 12/29/2004, 1/12/2005
Extra's: The best extra for me was easily the 32.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Brother Love that showcased the entire cast (and much of the crew if you pay attention. There was also a bonus scene from China Syndrome between Lucy Lee, Chris Charming, and Mr. Pete. She's a moderately Asian with decent sexual skills. I liked the scene although current reports suggest the actual DVD was worth buying even if this 22 minute long scene was only pretty good on its own (it had anal, DP, and a bunch of ATM for those who care). The other extras were kind of generic, including some trailers, a fetish menu, a double sided DVD cover and a photogallery.
Audio/Video Quality: Stretched Out Snatch was presented in 1.85:1 ratio non-anamorphic widescreen color as originally shot by director Tyrone Shuz. The picture actually was weaker than I thought it should be, with a lot of compression artifacts and video noise. For the most part, the grain wasn't the worst I've ever seen but the lighting was low enough (or not set up properly enough) to contribute a lot of it to the majority of scenes. In all, I thought Tyrone had taken a major step back in terms of his technical matters but it might've been related to a new crew member or faulty DVD mastering so I'll just say that I hope later volumes look better than this one did. The stereo English audio had some interesting music and limited vocals but the dynamic range and channel separation were nothing to write home about. In all, the technical matters were much like the heat/passion/chemistry of the scenes; greatly varying from one scene to the next.
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Body of Review: Old school fans of porn on DVD know that Digital Sin has long been a leader in the field by providing various extras and lengthy releases long before many of their competitors thought it economically feasible. On top of that, the company was routinely noted for having some of the best high end technical values (picture and sound) during the initial wave of DVD releases a number of years ago. Unfortunately, their directors seemed to view the company as something of a training ground and left as other opportunities came available so the last few years have proven a bit tougher for this company to handle. Thankfully, they still manage to provide some solid hits well worth your hard earned cash and strive to return to the good old days when they were so well thought of. One of the company's latest developments is a number of interracial lines starring an internet performer known as Shane Diesel; a guy who looks much like mainstream actor Vin Diesel (star of XXX, the Riddick movies and several others worth mentioning) in the right lighting but also possesses a very large penis. In porn, the meat puppet's penis rules his ability to generate income so I suspect he'll go far on his own, not needing to rely on his alias for long. That said, the second movie the guy has been in is S.O.S.: Stretched Out Snatch, a series of five vignettes where Shane gives his all to a number of fairly inexperienced women (not including the lovely Missy Monroe; a top notch anal queen if ever one existed). If seeing the gals get their pussies stretched out appeals to you, check out the scene descriptions below, noting that no scenes used condoms:
Scene One: Deja Daire, the Gothic looking gal on the front DVD cover, began the show with some serious tease footage in her outfit (from the cover) done to some interesting music. The masturbation action was sultry and slow rather than frantic but Shane Diesel didn't seem to mind one bit as he led her over to the bed. The two pawed at one another and she gave him some serious head before they screwed. While he's not the biggest guy in porn, he certainly had a big enough package that most women would be walking funny after a round with him yet she did a good job orally and vaginally with him (even with some PTM). The anal was far slower (for good reason) but she seemed to do okay there too. She really doesn't have the kind of look I prefer yet I was drawn to the manner in which she enjoyed the sex, making the scene pretty good otherwise.
Scene Two: Missy Monroe, the blonde gal with a growing following due to her frantic antics on camera, began by rapidly masturbating until interrupted by Shane Diesel on a couch. He gave her some attention and she seemed in awe of his member as she attempted to cram as much of it as she could down her throat after he went down on her. She was also very vocal as he drove it home in her tight pussy (well, it wasn't very tight after he got through with it) and she rode him hard and wet before slowing down on the anal aspect of the scene. Just as she did solid PTM, her ATM skills were well developed too, and the energetic scene ended with a load to her mouth. Whew!
Scene Three: Sunshine, a lean brunette that looked like your average stripper with an all natural body, was up next as she teased the camera by the windows of the house that over illuminated the room. Wearing little beside a black camisole and matching panties, she spread for Shane Diesel's oral attention before reciprocating on him. They screwed in several positions with her doing PTM repeatedly but she wasn't an anal queen so fans of that should look elsewhere. In all, I think she was the least prepared to handle his penis and the scene did suffer as a result although fans of women that seem unable to handle a big dick might derive more pleasure out of it than I did.
Scene Four: Carmen, a young gal of mixed racial heritage with an all natural body, seemed almost shy during her tease sequence wearing a white top and plaid skirt. She masturbated in front of the window but looked out of place somehow even before Shane Diesel joined her (spooning her from behind). While he did give her some oral loving, she almost looked guilty at enjoying it until given a chance to work his member into her awaiting mouth. The vaginal sex was obviously painful for her and her pussy looked too much like chopped beef for my taste but I have to give her some credit for trying to look passionate during the cowgirl part of the scene.
Scene Five: Yumi, an Asian gal wearing a schoolgirl type outfit, was up next as she masturbated and awaited Shane Diesel on the floor. She blew him as best she could before he took over and plunged his meat deep inside her pussy. It looked like he'd never drive it all the way inside her but he did get balls deep at least once. Like the other gals, she did PTM a lot, and the scene ended with him jerking out a load to her face/mouth but she didn't swallow it and there was no passion
Summary: S.O.S.: Stretched Out Snatch was not the best work I've seen from director Tyrone Shuz or the nice folks at Digital Sin but it did show a lot of potential for Shane Diesel and some of the cast. In overall terms, I'm thinking the movie was worth a rating of Rent It unless you're a big fan, primarily due to the limitations of the technical values but also due to the mixed amount of heat the performers had with Shane. I'm sure there are a number of gals that would lower their rates to work with him (well, maybe not actually lower them but you get the idea) and would showcase his vaunted abilities with his penis so maybe I'll get to see him really shine next time. Oh, and while Shane looked like Vin Diesel on the cover, he looked less so in action but I don't see that as a limitation for him given his equipment.